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Post by Matt-Sama on Jun 16, 2008 8:22:13 GMT -5
Good man, that ass bandit deserved it.
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Post by thebluejester on Jun 22, 2008 21:26:48 GMT -5
Me review of Haloz (WT's source for pics) 11/10
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Post by Matt-Sama on Jun 26, 2008 15:42:56 GMT -5
Scarface the world is yours, wii.
10000000/10
Its so magical.
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Post by thebluejester on Jul 15, 2008 14:36:11 GMT -5
My review of Alexander the Great.
7/10
He was okay I guess. Nothing special.
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Post by Matt-Sama on Jul 26, 2008 13:16:30 GMT -5
My review of spintler cell double agent.
Now alot of people dislike this game for being clunky and not too pretty.
I say, poo!
This game is awesome, I felt like reviewing an old wii title that wasnt accepted.
Good controls, great story and with some diffuculty some of it can be frustrating but it makes it so much more better when you get through a mission.
7.5/10
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Post by kirbykiller4 on Dec 1, 2008 11:00:13 GMT -5
*cracks knuckles*
Condemned 2: bloodshot
+first half of the game is great
+scary most of the time
-that's the innovative combat system everyone won't shut up about?
-6 hours long
-last half of the game is shit
-level straight out of F.E.A.R.,dark hospital,screen goes to static,enemies pop up for a second then dissapear,super soldiers
-last level is a first person shooter
Final score 3/5
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Devil may cry 4
+Dante's still a badass
+Good cutscenes
-Nero's a bitch
-Two battle songs.one for each character,that's fucking lazy
-5 enemy types
-repeated levels that are boring to begin with
-repeated bosses
-Shit combat system
Final score: 2/5
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Fable two
+This game has charm,you know that sense of wonderment that you got when playing kingdom hearts or ocarina of time,not a lot of games have that nowadays.
+solid combat system
+colorful landscapes
+the whole morality concept is pretty good.
-far too short
-anticlimactic ending
-your character is ugly no matter what,where's the handsome stud on the box? all i get is this rosy-cheeked baby-faced pansy with a massive jaw.
-It says on the box that albion is over 5 times bigger then in fable two,so i can assume that fable1 had the smallest land in a game ever,if the land was larger i may give this game a better score but because it isnt very long and not very big.....
Final score: 3/5
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Gears of war 2
+An improvement in almost every way except....
-unskippable cutscenes skip with back button
+a nice storyline
+stronger weapons
+multiplayer is great,loads of fun to be had on submission
-there are still those moments where you have to walk slow with your finger in your ear,moments that cliff said he would take out HAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS,you can skip forced walking scenes by pressing back.
-short campaign
-no bots on horde
-a lot of completely unanswered questions
-skorge is a pussy
-still no multiplayer mode where you try to rack up as many kills as possible and will respawn after you die.
-the final boss is not a boss.
Final score: 5/5
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Post by Matt-Sama on Dec 1, 2008 17:20:30 GMT -5
Aha gears 2 had more dislikes than likes faggot.
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Post by kirbykiller4 on Dec 1, 2008 18:44:40 GMT -5
But they were nitpicks,when it comes to major flaws the only one would be the finger in ear bullshit.
And the matchmaking was supposed to be slow but they got a patch out now.
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Post by kirbykiller4 on Dec 2, 2008 14:53:23 GMT -5
Oh and you can also SKIP THROUGH THE CUTSCENES AND THE WALKING SCENES BY PRESSING BACK,I PLAYED THROUGH THAT GAME 3 TIMES AND DIDN'T KNOW THAT,THAT IS THE GOD DAMN RED HEADED STEPCHILD OF BUTTONS HOW THE FUCK WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT IT WAS SO IMPORTANT?!!!!!!
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thebluejester
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Animal Crossing, Peta's favorite game!
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Post by thebluejester on Dec 3, 2008 20:22:28 GMT -5
Lawl. Honestly Fable 2 was far better then Gears, and Fallout 3, shit, that was awesome.!
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Post by kirbykiller4 on Dec 3, 2008 22:18:53 GMT -5
Lawl. Honestly Fable 2 was far better then Gears, and Fallout 3, shit, that was awesome.! Fable was just annoying at times,like when i became so popular that people followed me everywhere,i finally snapped and killed everyone in bowerstone,but when i realized that made me lose income i quit without saving. Oh and there were some pretty bad glitches,like when my augments wouldn't work,so i wouldn't be regaining health or getting money from every person i killed like i should have been. I'll get the new prince of persia soon,and i'm going to look around for sands of time,i think i'll ask for fallout 3 for christmas,and i'll also be looking for baitan kaitos. |
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thebluejester
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Animal Crossing, Peta's favorite game!
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Post by thebluejester on Dec 4, 2008 19:27:46 GMT -5
I'll get the new prince of persia soon,and i'm going to look around for sands of time,i think i'll ask for fallout 3 for christmas,and i'll also be looking for baitan kaitos. The new POP is pretty sweet from what I've heard, but the voice actors are so not persian. |
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Post by Matt-Sama on Dec 6, 2008 18:39:05 GMT -5
My review on Chad's shower....
ITS AWESOME.
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