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Post by thebluejester on May 10, 2008 10:24:05 GMT -5
Why thank you.
Did you just review my review?
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Post by Matt-Sama on May 12, 2008 3:47:58 GMT -5
I review bluejester as a whole.
He's a dick. He smells and hes my bitch.
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Post by thebluejester on May 13, 2008 17:23:31 GMT -5
Save the insults for the insult thread.
There's like five of them isn't there?
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Post by Matt-Sama on May 16, 2008 2:46:59 GMT -5
Yes. I'll review conkers bad fur day later.
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latimer-kun
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IDIOTS THERE WILL BE A KING, I WILL BE KING
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Post by latimer-kun on May 18, 2008 5:03:47 GMT -5
i feel like reviewing another game, id review gta 4 but im not finished and because i think its a cunt of a game id get stabbed by some little b-boy, WITH A DAMN BLUNT KNIFE
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Post by thebluejester on May 18, 2008 11:43:44 GMT -5
Most games have decided to live at the corner of GRITTY and REALISM.
GTA4 is one them.
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Post by Matt-Sama on May 19, 2008 3:32:29 GMT -5
Call of duty 4.
One of the best shooters ever I like killing arabs.
It wins.
10/10. Rule.
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Post by thebluejester on May 30, 2008 14:38:43 GMT -5
Halo 3
I don't like shooters, and this one isn't good in the first place, so...
6/10 Fail
(Halo 2 was good though)
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Post by Matt-Sama on Jun 7, 2008 10:01:52 GMT -5
Halo 3
A good conclusion to the saga fun to play and is nice and shiny, better to play with friends or online
7.84/10
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Post by kirbykiller4 on Jun 10, 2008 20:03:14 GMT -5
another review by me to bump up this thread:
Game:Ninja Gaiden 2
Console:Xbox 360
Review: In NG2 you play ryu hyabusa,a super ninja who is the last hope for humanity after the demon statue is stolen by....blah blah blah,the storyline sucks,and is not worth talking about.
most of the awesomness of this game comes from its brilliant gameplay mechanics,you have three attack buttons,a strong attack button(this button also instantly kills enemies once theyve had a limb removed),a quick attack button(quick attacks also seem to cut off limbs easier)and a projectile button(arrows,exploding kunai knives,etc).
the combat works well,and the developers should be proud to have created a combat system that never feels repetitive,your character is a killing machine,but only if theres a skilled player controlling him,and you'll need to be skilled if you want to survive in this game,in some action games(like dynasty warrior for example),you can stop at any time,and notice that the enemies actually take their time in attacking you,not in NG2,enemies often got to make the first strike(like when i was about to turn a corner and a monster jumped out and started punching my face).
enemies also grow wise to some of your tactics,block too much,and they'll grab you and do a chunk of damage before you break free.spam an attack,and theyll learn to block that attack.
and now for the bad,the bosses are annoying,some do attacks that are total cock-slaps(like the oger that does a roar that will just about kill you)and some,that explode out of nowhere and kill you,but whats most annoying,is that youll have to fight all but 1 of the bosses twice,and they wont be any easier the second time around.
the camera can be a problem,and an option to have the camera
more zoomed out would have been nice,but people are complaining far too much about the camera,all the legends have had shitty cameras,the 3d marios,the 3d LOZs,its probably extremely hard to make a camera that magically shows the most convienient view at all times.
there was also a problem were,when the entire screen was filled with enemies,the framerate went down,but it actually just kinda went into slow motion,which just made everything fucking awesome,i was basically unhitable because i could see the enemies about to attack ealier,and i was actually never hit by that giant swarm of enemies.
so in summary:
+epic gameplay
+large choice of weapons keeps the combat fresh
+great graphics
+gory and bloody
+ultra stylish
+longer the any FPS
+challenging gameplay
-annoying boss battles
-meh storyline
Final Score:
[glow=green,2,300]5/5[/glow]
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Post by Matt-Sama on Jun 15, 2008 17:46:31 GMT -5
Review:
House of the dead 2 & 3.
Good game reminds me of old times, fung ameplay blah blah blah but can get old fast.
4.6/5
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Post by kirbykiller4 on Jun 15, 2008 17:57:53 GMT -5
you fail,AGAIN!  |
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Post by Matt-Sama on Jun 15, 2008 18:18:04 GMT -5
Review: ps3.
As heavy as charlotte church in chainmail and runs like her too.
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Post by kirbykiller4 on Jun 15, 2008 18:31:25 GMT -5
you should feel lucky that i'm out of fail pics......for now.
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Post by Matt-Sama on Jun 15, 2008 18:52:36 GMT -5
Its not fail. >=D
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Post by kirbykiller4 on Jun 15, 2008 19:16:44 GMT -5
I cant stop.......  |
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Post by Matt-Sama on Jun 15, 2008 19:22:07 GMT -5
I would shout SPAM, but this amuses me.
Good night.
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Post by kirbykiller4 on Jun 15, 2008 19:28:32 GMT -5
dont leave yet,dhl just joined the fun
DHL CONTRIBUTE OR DIE!!!!!
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Post by Matt-Sama on Jun 15, 2008 19:33:37 GMT -5
I am here im not queer......
Review:
Me
10/10
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latimer-kun
Wii Together Regular
IDIOTS THERE WILL BE A KING, I WILL BE KING
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Post by latimer-kun on Jun 16, 2008 6:07:03 GMT -5
KAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, AHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAH, WOOOOO AHAHAHAHHAHA, aw man matt this fricken nooblet heres made your own personal failure, now that fails i mean how many people are called matt, tell you what kids why not forward me over some ideas of games to review and you can here it latimer style, where all he does is not down storyline and hot chicks to stare at at 11 at night aha, oh kirby you infidel  |
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