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Post by kirbykiller4 on Apr 24, 2008 18:52:09 GMT -5
oh will you just die already,your more of a pest then those rats in my kitchen.
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Post by Matt-Sama on Apr 25, 2008 6:34:00 GMT -5
*Grabs 6-shooter revolver*
Fuck you kirbys!
*One kirby jumps at me from the left so i grab him and beat him with my gun until his face caves in*
*sharp pain in leg*
Ah shit a kirby just razor came on my leg.
*Aims six shooter and blasts it through kirby on the rights eye causing his brain to blast out the back of his head*
Shit man, *spots 3 kirbys in cave* *grabs light machine gun and fires a whole clip into cave blood pours out*
Eat shit you cock-washers *throws fragmentation grenade into cave theres a deep tone of a blast, like a thump and blood and body parts spray out of cave*
Haha! Yeah!
5 kirbys down in one battle, plus a 6th i killed earlier.
Can i has a medal please captain?
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Post by kirbykiller4 on Apr 25, 2008 16:15:20 GMT -5
well your not an efficient killer.....but...well im giving promotions out anyway:
For your brutal killing of six kirbies,you are now sargeant matt.
For your loyalty and prestige on the battlefield,you are now liutenent jester.
For......well you havent really done much,you are now colonol latimer.
For being a tree that vomits fire,you are now liutenent colonol nihongo.
phew,i need to rest after all that promoting.your in charge while i sleep nihongo.
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Post by Matt-Sama on Apr 25, 2008 16:45:48 GMT -5
CAPTAIN GET DOWN
*Suicide muslim kirby runs at you about to detonate there bombs*
Get the fuck down!
*Grabs you and throws you to the ground*
Sorry captain
*Aims at kirby*
DONT FUCK WITH MY CAPTAIN YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!
*Shoots him in the leg, he falls, shoots him in the back the bullet penetrates through his body hitting the bomb and he blows apart*
Captain?
*Pulls you up*
You got a slight wound *gives you a bandage an lollypop*
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Post by kirbykiller4 on Apr 25, 2008 16:57:06 GMT -5
thanks,but i couldve taken that kirby down if you hadnt threw me.im the original kirbykiller after all.i can take down 10 mega kirbies with one mighty slash of my sword.
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Post by Matt-Sama on Apr 25, 2008 17:15:08 GMT -5
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Post by kirbykiller4 on Apr 25, 2008 17:17:13 GMT -5
there was some nice porn on putfile,not anymore though  |
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Post by Matt-Sama on Apr 25, 2008 17:32:55 GMT -5
Riiiiiight, the 14 year old is starting to show.
What do you think sir?
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Post by kirbykiller4 on Apr 25, 2008 17:39:41 GMT -5
its okay,loaded up quicker then i thought,although i dont understand why the goats there.
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Cartoon Satan
Wii Together Regular
Furry SMASH, furry smash.....furry....smash.....fur....ZZZzzz
Posts: 1,072
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Post by Cartoon Satan on Apr 25, 2008 18:28:44 GMT -5
"NEED A DISPENSER HERE!!" alright that was dragged on long enough, have I made peace? who knows?, will there be pudding? maybe.
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Post by kirbykiller4 on Apr 25, 2008 18:33:44 GMT -5
luckily i have a new poisen called satan spray,takes care of pest from the center of the earth by turning them into angels...........then their eyes melt away and they explode.
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Cartoon Satan
Wii Together Regular
Furry SMASH, furry smash.....furry....smash.....fur....ZZZzzz
Posts: 1,072
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Post by Cartoon Satan on Apr 25, 2008 21:48:26 GMT -5
luckily i have a new poisen called satan spray,takes care of pest from the center of the earth by turning them into angels...........then their eyes melt away and they explode. I am Satan AND a cartoon, everyone knows nothing effects Satan and cartoons never die. I'm a double whammy. |
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Post by kirbykiller4 on Apr 26, 2008 10:38:17 GMT -5
actually your just disguised as a cartoon satan,your actual username is satan.
also,you must've played team fortress 2,which means you have the orange box,is is true i'd have to download something before i could play portal?
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Post by thebluejester on Apr 26, 2008 11:52:29 GMT -5
Yay, liteunant! Hey Matt? Get me a soda. Also *chachink* *BUDDA BUDDA BUDDA BUDDA BUDDA BUDDA* *several kirbys fall down* I gots me a chain gun. If the n*gga get an attitude, pop it like it's hot.
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Post by Matt-Sama on Apr 27, 2008 15:23:19 GMT -5
*Cuts off a kirbys tongue slaps him with it then shoots him in the head*
Fun fun fun for the day!
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Post by thebluejester on Apr 27, 2008 15:34:35 GMT -5
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Nihongo
Moderator
Teh Mod Now!
"Shiranu ga hotoke" Ignorance is bliss
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Post by Nihongo on Apr 27, 2008 19:50:50 GMT -5
Quick we need time to plan a retalliation. Everyone behind me for a sec.
CHARGIN HENTAI LAZEAR!!!
*BAGAZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!*~~~~~~
Kirbies can't handle the awesome raw power of my Hentai Lazear!
Quick now we must plan!
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Post by Matt-Sama on Apr 28, 2008 3:45:26 GMT -5
DUCK NIHONGO!!!!!!!
*You get down*
*Kirby starts to fire but misses you*
Fuck you faggot.
*Whips out my revolver*
Welcome to my world bitch.
*Pulls back the hammer, and slams all six shots into the kirby*
*Jumps in the air and ground pounds kirby and it explodes*
Another one down, hope your okay nihongo.
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Post by kirbykiller4 on Apr 28, 2008 11:51:57 GMT -5
how the fuck did all these kirbies get in our base dammit*steps on kirby and kills it because its a fact that their only 10 inches tall*
i bet cartoon satan did this
* kirbies bust through window but they miss their target and fall in boiling oil* well atleast there not getting any smarter.
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Post by Matt-Sama on Apr 28, 2008 17:32:24 GMT -5
If they evolve they'll still have the low intelligence of bluejester.
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