The interviews of WT.

[thebluejester]

I loved the pun, Latimer rocks at them.

[latimer-kun]

i have one hell of a master, his name is darth carr

[Matt-Sama]

I have an interview sheet in my inbox I'll post it later.

[kirbykiller4]

no more interviews?

[latimer-kun]

well since matt is the life matter of this place he should sort out the interviews, and how bout a fresh interview for all of us, sorry to pile it all on ya but we need more excuses to get these people on

[Matt-Sama]

Yeah we need a catch-up interview. Volunteers?

[kirbykiller4]

I'm always willing to type,i may crank out another interview,we could do this a lot quicker if we sent a more general interview to all live members instead of typing out a new one each time.

[latimer-kun]

maybe i can help here, i'll see what i can do when i pull myself away from mk

[thebluejester]

Interview with Shigeru
Q: OMG can I marry you?
A: Yes.
Q: I'm divorcing, Wii Music sucked balls.
A: I LOVE YOU

[Matt-Sama]

Here is my interview with Harrison Ford.

Q: Hello Harrison you okay?

A: I'm divine thanks.

Q: Marry BlueJester!?

A: Fuck yeah!

Q: Epic win!?

A: FUCKING FUCK YEAH!

[Cartoon Satan]

I'll take another interview.

[latimer-kun]

Q: so mr roger moore, hows the love life

A: satans not returning my calls

[Matt-Sama]

Someone interview somebody.

[kirbykiller4]

Well i guess i could interview you,i'll start writing the bitch.

[Matt-Sama]

Well I answered your faggy questions, damn you seem to have an obsession with my girlfriend.

[kirbykiller4]

Dec 6, 2008 21:36:45 GMT -5 Matt-Sama said:

Well I answered your faggy questions, damn you seem to have an obsession with my girlfriend.

There was one question with your girlfriend in it,and i could have just said your mom instead,as the point of the question was to see if you'd cower down and do as the robber says so he won't hurt your loved one,or if you'd risk both your lives to try and take down the guy.

the other question was obviously an adaption of the famous parody creepypasta.

Q.You're eating at a restaurant with your girlfriend,then out of nowhere a robber busts in,with a shotgun,and takes your girlfriend hostage,your girlfriend then screams "DON'T KILL ME I'M PREGNANT!!!".What do you do?

A: Shoot her in the leg, take her out of the aquasion, she'll be harder to handle, robber drops her, then I shoot the robber. The bullet hits a major artery in her leg,clots form,travel to her heart and brain and kill her,good job,you just killed your girlfriend and child,and her parents are pressing charges
If I dont have a gun I lunge at the robber and kick him in the shin and stamp on his toes then suplex him. That's the best you could come up with?

Q.If you were to get one,man-sized(as in,a weapon you can carry,no giant lazer cannons) weapon from a videogame,which would it be?

A.Probably the chicago type writer form resident evil 4, extreme power and unlimited ammo. I'd take a handcannon,or more likely a lancer

Q.Yer makin out wit yer honey wen suddenly phone rings and voice says "GET OFF MY DAUGHTER" then yer gf says "lol my dads dead"
THEN WHO WAS PHONE?!

The mum I suppose.

Q.List all of the games you have,or atleast your current-gen games.

A.Too many to list. You lazy bum

Q.Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

A.Nowhere really, probably working in retail, playing games and stuff....Pessimist.

Q.What is your favorite animated series/movie?

.Probably....freakazoid...Im not sure dont watch cartoons.That candlejack sure is one badass motherfu-

Q.What is your favorite website(excluding wiitogether)?

A.SCREWATTACK What a fucking surprise

Q.You and your girlfriend are driving home,you look forward to giving her a hot dicking,when you see a man in his 20's near the road,he looks pretty damn cold,and thirsty,and hungry,there's no doubt that if you do not pick him up he will die,but if you do pick him up your girlfriend will be mad and there will be no hot dickings in the near future,what do you do?

A.Leave the guy, the stupid cunt shouldnt have been walking down some road. Maybe he was kidnapped and abandoned there

Q.Are you still laughing because i said hot dicking?

I wasnt laughing anyway. Bullshit

Q.Shut up.

No you.NO U

Q.How much have you ever spent on something video game related?

A.About £80 so thats $140 Never even paid for your own console huh?

[latimer-kun]

i'll interview all of you if need be, i just need a few sample questions to get started then i'll ask my own, cause lets face it if i asked all the questions id be asking you to join the hentai revolution

[Matt-Sama]

Woops, yeah I have paid for my own console, didnt think we were counting consoles. In that case.....£250.

[kirbykiller4]

Dec 7, 2008 17:19:32 GMT -5 Matt-Sama said:

Woops, yeah I have paid for my own console, didnt think we were counting consoles. In that case.....£250.

Well i said video game related,so yeah consoles count,although i was hoping for something funny,like maybe you bought some rare nintendo swag on ebay for a 600 pounds or something.

[Matt-Sama]

Nah I dont trust ebay. They phail, except 4 n64 controllers for £8 $16 is good.