The interviews of WT.

[Matt-Sama]

Hello there mudkips and greymons.

I am doing a series of interviews on the regulars of WT, im gonna try to get all of you to participate, even albert.

The first interview was with KK4 he's on probably the most after me, if he's not masturbating then he's on here.

(The red bits are my smarrt-arse after comments)

Here we go!

Q: Fave nintendo console?

A: N64,simply because it had the most of my favorite games.

Q: Fave non-nintendo console?

A: Genesis 3 Better than the ps3!

Q:Fave nintendo game?

A: Loz: ocarina of time

Q: Fave non-nintendo game?

A: Gears of war

Q: How often do you pee a day?

A: 10-15(i drink 2 gallons of water a day) Drink moonshine, its good for you

Q: How often do you shit a day?

A: 1-0

Q: Whats your preference in gaming?

A: Ummm, I think your asking me what my favorite genre,well my answer is adventure games.

Q: What about in movies?

A: I watch any movie that appeals to me,my favs are forest gump,nightmare before Christmas,scary movie,clerks,and sweeny todd. Forrest gump pwnz

Q: You're a very angry user. Why is this?

A: Well its not like I'm constantly angry,you guys just piss me off a lot. I'm sorry...

Q: What do you generally do when you're not gaming?

A: Work mostly, but sometimes i hang out with the local dumb asses!

Q: Do you masturbate too often, by that I mean do it til your balls hurt?

A: No,you sick bastard. Probably jerkin' it when I asked him this

Q: How did you get into gaming?

A: My bros were into them,Ive been gaming my entire life. I think thats the way with everyone

Q: Fave game character?

A: Dark link,duh.my second fave is Baird from GOW,he reminds me of myself. Isn't baird the closeted homosexual?

Q: Fave movie star?

A: Johnny depp. Oooh dreamy

Q: Most hated user on WT, apart from me?

A: Albert, and matt your my favorite user. Aww, thats really sweet. ^^

Q: Why do you want to be a mod?

A: To protect this place from spam,although i will not ask to be a mod ever again,it obviously is getting me nowhere. Brilliant answer!

Q: Do you have pets, if so would you keep them out of site from bran-man?

A: I have 2 Great Danes,one is about to have puppies,and bran man stay the fuck away from them.i also have 2 bunnies. Great danes are like godzilla dogs.

Q: Do you enjoy hentai?

A:Who doesn't? Me...actually

Q: Finally, why do you hate kirby so much, what makes him torment your soul so horrifically?

A: First of all, kirby does not torment my soul,i just hate him,and if your wondering why i hate him,its very simple. He sucks ass. He sure does suck, thats his special power.


Extra thanks to KirbyKiller4 for participating. So who's next?

I might re-interview kk4 at a later date.

[kirbykiller4]

how is baird a closet homo?he's just the smart-ass of the group.

and yes great danes are Godzilla dogs.

FEAR THEM!

anyway i'm fine with a second interview,i expected the first one to have more questions.

[Matt-Sama]

I wasnt sure if it would be successful or not so i made it short. I'll PM you part 2 now, i'll just write it up. Its a suprising ammount of work with all the edits n' all.

[kirbykiller4]

oh cool,well thanks for putting an effort into it.i'm sure this will be successful,a welcomed change to the usual chaos.

also,bad moonshine causes blindness.

the more you know

[Matt-Sama]

I thought why not do something interesting that the WT user that isnt too busy jerkin' off will actually read, I think they like the idea of being interviewed.

[kirbykiller4]

well i'm done with the last interview,so will you make unique interview for everyone or copy pasta most of it and have a few unique questions for each guy.

i think the latter would work just fine.

[Matt-Sama]

Aug 17, 2008 20:33:55 GMT -5 @kirbykiller4 said:

well i'm done with the last interview,so will you make unique interview for everyone or copy pasta most of it and have a few unique questions for each guy.

i think the latter would work just fine.

Agreed, though some questions will be edited.

PART 2

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Q: Hello again kirbykiller4, been keeping well since we last spoke?

A: You mean like 5 minutes ago? yeah things have been good.

Q: Right-o back to the real questions, when was the last time you fell out of bed?

A: Well i do move around in my sleep a lot,but i don't fall out of my bed often,i'd say i fell out of my bed once when i was 7. I wish I had a fail pic of that!

Q: KK4 how did you choose your alias, well obviously you hate kirby, but why the 4?

A: I wanted something catchy,and the 4 just works. Agreed

Q: Why not change it to kirby killer on the edit profile section?

A: You don't forget the motherfucking 4,Albert forgot when he edited my name because he found something wrong with niggerkiller4. But kirby aint no n*gger!

Q: What is your biggest complaint about WT?

A: Albert. Wow, so much hatred!

Q: Is there anything you really enjoy about WT? Do you just find it exciting to log on and see what insane stuff has been said since you was away?

A: I just like not being laughed at be someone much noobier then me,if anyone flames on here they get banned quickly. Yep, the justice system

Q: When did you first join, who were the regulars at the time?

A: I first joined in july of '06, all the legends were on, chickopie, bran-man, agent 71, nicko9y, corbinater and hamsterlord(or as he is called now,dhl)

Q: Did you felt you fit straightaway, or did it take a few posts until you felt at home here?

A: I was kind of a noob,but nobody seemed to care,everyone liked me,and i contributed regularly.i didnt expect this place to be so inactive,i was surprised when i realised i was the only person online. I know the feeling

Q: Ever had any WT alts you'd like to confess to?

A: Chuck norris,thats it.but i also made the account alex for my friend,if he ever gets on.

Q: Ever eaten a cake or treat out of the fridge and blamed it on somebody else?

A: No....when you live with one other person you cant blame someone else. Eat some then lie to yourself about it.

Q: Are you the uber pwner on xbox live? Or do you die a lot but really enjoy playing anyways?

A: No xbox live,but i do not enjoy losing. Good, thats the spirit.

Q: If you had to choose only one, what would it be, marriage and a happy life or a life time supply of games but your a heroin addict?

A: Well if it is the girl of my dreams(a quiet girl who is a good cook.)then i would pick marriage,besides if i was addicted to heroin my hands would be shaky. He actually got the point I was making. Gotta love a good cook!

Q: Have you ever done drugs or know of any drug using bastards?

A: No,but i know some potheads,even though weed isnt a bad drug at all. Apart from the fact it causes memory loss, gingavitus, gangreen of the gums and can affect hygeine...

Q: Whats your iq, if you know of it?

A: Dunno,although i scored best on the state tests in my school.

Q: When was the last time you shit yourself?

A:Never,i've gotten close,but i can control myself well. Not even as a baby? Wow!

Q: Ever walked in on anyone making love?

A: No. Do you wish you had?

Q: Anyone walked in on you making love to someone, or yourself?

A: No! Good, you're cautious!

Q: If you was a super hero what powers would you have?

A: super strength,and amazing skill with the sword. I like to stab

Q: Do you read manga, ignore it, or say you read a varity to impress women online?

A: nah, I prefer anime!

Q: Ever had a habbo hotel account?

A: Fuck no! Make one some day, you can be racist!

Q: If kirby was real and he asked for your help to save the universe, would you help him, or kill him and take the glory?

A: Kill him! I was countin' on that!

Q: Lastly are you one of those cloud strife fan-fags?

A: No, final fantasy is the worst series ever. You just made my day!

Thanks for participating KK4, you're one of the vital parts that keeps WT going.

[Alb]

Ahem.

[kirbykiller4]

ah fuck i thought i checked for any typos dammit.oh well i'm sure no one will notice <_< >_>

[Matt-Sama]

I pm'd albert about an interview hope he accepts I'd love to know what goes on in the mind of an admin.

[Cartoon Satan]

Why not interview everyones favourite grumpy old hag? me. Well whenever i'm on.

[kirbykiller4]

Aug 18, 2008 8:59:21 GMT -5 Matt-Sama said:

I pm'd albert about an interview hope he accepts I'd love to know what goes on in the mind of an admin.

of course he'll accept he already asked for an interview.

[thebluejester]

I thought I was on the the 2nd most? Who cares though. I'd like an interview though.

[kirbykiller4]

well matt asked me to appoint the next interviewee and i picked dhl,but albert wanted to be next so he's next.

[thebluejester]

That's confusing. Albert will never be on though.

[thebluejester]

That's confusing. Albert will never be on though.

[kirbykiller4]

why do you say that?

you think matt will piss him off with one of the questions?

[thebluejester]

Yes. Si. Wee. Indeed.
Okay, I'm done.

[kirbykiller4]

so did you like my interviews?

[Matt-Sama]

What the fuck? Who the fucks been on my account!?

EDIT!

Oh lawds, I just realised that dickface edited his account to look like mine, i even changed my password. LMAO!