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Post by Matt-Sama on Sept 11, 2008 7:55:50 GMT -5
Interviews comming soon people.
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thebluejester
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Post by thebluejester on Sept 11, 2008 20:53:25 GMT -5
Q So. How have you been since the messed up interview?
A: Fine, tired mostly.
Q Speaking of which, how fucking pissed are you about that?
A: Man was I fucking mad, it was a great fucking cunt hole cock bitch bastard n*gga interview.
Q On to business. How did you find WT?
A: Albert sent me a PM, I was like, what a douch, advertising his site, I checked it out and it was cool.
Q Why did you stay on WT?
A: Because I wanted to be king >=)
Q Who is your favorite user?
A: Well, I know latimer and josh (ultimate samus) in real life, so I'd say you (even though I hated you) kirbykiller and nihongo for the most part, but nihongo fails now so I'd say DHL and CS also. Im not sure, no favourites.
Q Who is your least favorite user?
A: Next-gen, he's not here anymore but I fucking hate him.
Q Riddle Me this, Here on earth it is true, yesterday is always before today; but there is a place where yesterday always follows today. Where?
A: Tomorrow, because its the yesterday of 2 days away, I guess.
Q The answer was "In a dictionary!" Do you do drugs?
A: Nope, completely clean my friend.
Q I'm Chris Hansen, what are you doing here?
A: Nothing, Im not a predator!
Q What is your favorite color? Other then BLUE?
A: Red/green. AWESOMENESS.
Q Tell me a joke. RIGHT NOW. AND DON'T SAY THAT WASN'T A QUESTION, IN SOVIET RUSSIA, IT WAS!
A: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungee chord.......? My ass lol
Q What is your favorite internet reviewer? (Parody)
A: Ron Standard/ AVGN
Q What is your favorite internet reviewer? (serious)
A: Yahtzee/wiiviewr
Q Are you racist?
A: Might say a joke now and then but I wouldnt put any action into it.
Q Are you sexist?
A: No, maybe some jokes in all honesty but women are equal.
Q Am I any of the above?
A: Both, you racist sexist pig >=O
Q Who is my baby's daddy?
A: You, because its yours.
Q Why does daddy hit mommy?
A: You know I couldnt answer things about your personal family issues.
Q What is your favorite game?
A: Conkers bad fur day, ocarina of time, resident evil 4 and mario bros 3.
Q Least Fave Game?
A: I HATE FINAL FANTASY SEVEN
Q Fave Console?
A: N64. My all time fave.
Q How awesome is Uwe Boll?
A: He really isn't as bad as people think, I even signed a petition so he could keep working, I respect him, he pays for his own movies and always gets money back, and postal was a hilarious movie.
Q What is your favorite movie?
Hard to say, misery, deer hunter, UHF, taxi driver, kung pow and many more.
Q What is your favorite actor?
A: Robert de niro forever.
Q What is your favorite Actress?
A: In all honesty, there's no actresses I follow, I wouldnt go see a movie because a certain actress was in it. I'd have to say Jessica Hynes from the TV show spaced.
Q What is your most hated Movie?
A: Stuart Little, the only film I ever walked out of the cinema on, I hate it and I dont know why!
Q What is your most hated actor?
A: Carrot top.
Q What is your most hated actress?
A: Keira Knightly or sara silverman.
Q Do you hate me?
A: Obviously.
Q Did you hate me?
A: Yeah alot
Q What do you think about Kirbies?
A; THEYRE AWESOME!
Q What about Hamsters?
A: They're fat!
Q Furries?
A: Dont even go there >=O
Q Favorite quote out of everything in the media?
A: Ghonorrea fuck farts.
Q Why did the blaxploitation movie genre end?
A: Dont know because they stopped making shaft movies.
Q Would blaxploitation be a good videogame genre?
A: Yeah I'd love to see a shaft movie.
Q Favorite Youtube Video?
A: Top 10 giant monster movies.
Q Link50000 is a gay name, amirite?
A; Extremely gay. I mean really gay, what was I thinking?
Q What do you think I look like?
A: A total poof.
Q What do you look like?
A: Pretty normal, but tired looking.
Q Why the fuck are there so many comic book movies?
A: Because its an easy bit of money.
Q Y so srs?
A: Cause I can has srs.
Q Is Jesus not horribly overrated? You'd think th man could turn water into wine!
A: He should turn bears into beavers. That would own
Q What is your most hated and most loved internet meme?
A: Lolcats I love, dont really hate any but shitting dick nipples.
Q How bout that weather?
A; Its too dark to tell.
Q Okay I'm about to tell you something. I lied to you about how I found WT. Here's the real deal. Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And Id like to take a minute just sit right there
Ill tell you how I became the prince of a town called Wiitogether In west dublin born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys said were up in no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in Wiitogether. How does it feel to be Bel-Air'd?
A: Okay, not to great.
Q How let the dogs out?
A: Those damn dirty niggers.
Q What is the answer to life th universe and everything?
A: Pie. Simply pie. 42 is the right answer
Q Answer me these questions three. What is your name?
A: Matt
Q What is your Quest?
A: To seek the holy grail!
Q What is the average air speed velocity of an unlaidened swallow?
A: What european or african! I don't know that!
Q What do you study in college? (I vaguely remember something about college)
A: BTECH computing and film studies.
Q What is your favorite Band?
A: MEGADETH!
Q Favorite Song?
A: At the moment, have cool will travel.
Q Isn't that guy in "Roxie" sig dreamy? Sarcasm, do you know it?
A: No! HELL NO!
Q Isn't Fallout boy awesome? Sarcasm, do you know it?
A: Eat shit they suck.
Q Why do you love the WT kingdom so damn much?
A: Because its an epic experience.
Q Biggest Problem on WT?
A: ALL THOSE GOD DAMN NI-
Q: What was the happiest moment of your life? The saddest?
A: Im really not sure for both.
Q Are there any words of wisdom you’d like to pass along to me?
A: Stop being gay its annoying. Witty
Q If our moms were setting us
up on a blind date, what three things would your mom tell mine about you? Let's just say our moms think we're gay.
A: Retarded, annoying and stupid.
Q So. Porn. Great? Or Silly?
A; Very silly why watch when you can DO!
Q What are three of your guilty pleasures?
A: Watching the muppets christmas carol, playing yoshi's story and listening to michael jacksons THRILLER. Thriller, thriller now!
Q If you could live in any time period in history, when would it be? (NOW DOESN'T FUCKING COUNT.)
A: Probably medieval times, I'd like to be a knight.
Q If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?
A: No they still have to pay for wasting our time!
Q Math time! If billy had three apples and I killed him and took two apples, how many bullets did I use?
A: All seven in a clip. 45 clips actually. What? I hate kids.
Q What does Elif air ab dinikh mean?
A: I cant remember.
Q The answer is A thousand dicks in your religion. What does Gladna Karpatska valchitza s dalag kosam minet da ti prai deeba mean?
A; Oh man, fuck off!
Q It means Let a hungry Carpathian long-haired she-wolf blow your dick, fuck. It only works if you're not a furry, cause they'd love that shit. Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?
A; I dont care.
Q When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?
A; They swear on their wallets.
Q Why Matt-Sama?
A: Means Lord Matt, I like that.
Q Doesn't Gamera own?
A: HE'S GOD DAMN GAMERA BITCH.
Q Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?
A: Both, because they killed jesus and the star is their religion.
Q What is your favorite smiley face?
A: the blushing one on NG.
Q If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
A: Yeah I think so.
Q Okay there's a guy in my house. I CAN FUCKING HEAR HIM! O shit he here's me typing. He's coming to me! Can you call the police?
A: Nah, rather you die.
Q Okay I killed him with my Ninja Pimp Jester skills. Oh shit, it's actually Jesus, in his second coming! WHAT DO I DO?
A: HIDE! OHSITE IT'S DA COPPERS
Q In the ten commandments it states you can't murder. What about murdering in self defense?
A: No idea, ask moses.
Q Speaking of which, the 10 commandments also state you're not allowed to covet thy neighbors wife. What if she is really hot?
A: No she's a mong.
Q If a bee is allergic to pollen would it get the hives?
A: Yes
Q Why do people say head's up when they mean duck?
A: To make you get hit worse.
Q What is your greatest weakness? Other then Kryptonite?
A: Kryptojews.
Q Who shot Mr. Burns?
A: Maggie simpson.
Q For some reason I want to see Tina Fey naked. Why?
A: Dont know. I thought you were all seeing, SPAM King
Q Hannah Montana would make a great president of the USA right?
A:NO! HELL FUCKING
Q Wouldn't Ewan McGregor make a great Prime Minister of Britian?
A: No, but obi-wan would.
Q What the fuck is the name of Britian anyway? England, Great Britian, Britian, What?
A: Britain is england, wales, scotland and south ireland.
Q Does death Note suck?
A: Its the suckiest anime ever.
Q Who will you be for disguise day?
A: Nobody. Myself.
Q Favorite Wii Game?
A: At the moment, MOHH2.
Q What Wii game are you most looking forward to?
A: Madworld. Fuck Yeah
Q Favorite 360 game?
A: Bioshock and halo3 also cod4. Eww, HALO 3? Two was great, but 3?
Q What 360 game are you most looking forward?
A: Mirrors edge.Parkour is awesome
Q What is your favorite game genre?
A: FPS and action adventure.
Q If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
A: Because its an excuse to waste money.
Q How can there be self-help “groups”?
A: Because they promote self help. Lies
Q If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
A: To help us.
Q Would you press the big red button?
A: Yeah if I really really need to.
Q Do people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?
A: No, because there silly.
Q What was the best thing before sliced bread?
A: Unsliced, obviously.
Q Where's Waldo?
A: In your arse.
Q Where's the Beef?
A: I never got the reference in the simpsons. So I dont know.
Q I'm running out of questions. Come up with your own question and ask it to yourself.
A: Why is bluejester so gay? Cause he is! Witty
Q Why wasn't the last question a question?
A: I dont know, all of these suck. Witty
Q If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why the fuck is there a song about him?
A: Jimmy cracks corn was actully sung by black face minstrels, its a racist lullaby.
Q If the professor on Giligan’s Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
A: Because he can only do useless things. What an asshole
Q Can blind people see their dreams?
A: Yes they can I was once blind.
Q This is the final question, How are you today?
A: Tired!
I added those damn red lines, but don't expect them to amuse, I did it quickly.
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Post by Matt-Sama on Sept 12, 2008 4:29:51 GMT -5
Congrats, you re-posted the same shit twice.
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latimer-kun
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IDIOTS THERE WILL BE A KING, I WILL BE KING
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Post by latimer-kun on Sept 12, 2008 4:41:15 GMT -5
congratulations to the unatard (speical guy with a horn)
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Post by Matt-Sama on Sept 12, 2008 7:22:16 GMT -5
I should be interviewing albert later.
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thebluejester
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Post by thebluejester on Sept 12, 2008 17:48:26 GMT -5
You guys and your lack of wit! It's simply, to be frank, FUCKING RETARDED.
Seriously, drop the insulting, your all really bad at it.
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Post by kirbykiller4 on Sept 12, 2008 18:00:23 GMT -5
like your any better.
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thebluejester
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Post by thebluejester on Sept 12, 2008 18:03:09 GMT -5
Actually, I don't start much fights, and I don't feel the need to waste my time with any other then curses, because, that seems to work, but I am immune to it.
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Post by kirbykiller4 on Sept 12, 2008 18:04:27 GMT -5
you seem to be in a bad mood,be happy damn you!!!!
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thebluejester
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Post by thebluejester on Sept 12, 2008 18:05:38 GMT -5
Damn, are you you my therapist or something?
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Post by kirbykiller4 on Sept 12, 2008 18:09:21 GMT -5
yes i am,your parents hired me.
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thebluejester
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Post by thebluejester on Sept 12, 2008 18:15:19 GMT -5
I guess I killed those four people because Mommy never loved me.
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latimer-kun
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Post by latimer-kun on Sept 13, 2008 16:57:00 GMT -5
well excuse me for being unwitty you cock sucking lay about
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Post by kirbykiller4 on Sept 13, 2008 16:59:33 GMT -5
a quote would have been nice....
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Post by Matt-Sama on Sept 13, 2008 17:13:27 GMT -5
well excuse me for being unwitty you cock sucking lay about 8 out of 10 cats paris hilton reference! Hilarious, watched that one again today. |
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latimer-kun
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Post by latimer-kun on Sept 16, 2008 10:39:32 GMT -5
thank you my master, we should make fake interviews with famous people say like jesus
me: so jesus is it true that god did your mother through the ear
jesus: yea, she heard him coming
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thebluejester
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Post by thebluejester on Sept 16, 2008 18:40:19 GMT -5
That pun had me on the floor.
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latimer-kun
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Post by latimer-kun on Sept 17, 2008 3:57:19 GMT -5
good or bad wise?
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Post by Matt-Sama on Sept 18, 2008 6:39:03 GMT -5
Had me on the floor good wise.
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Post by kirbykiller4 on Sept 18, 2008 11:07:12 GMT -5
well not me,pun's fail.
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