Aliens exist club....

[Matt-Sama]

This subject used to make me pretty edgey when I was younger, after watching documentries on discovery channel about Alien sightings and abductions.
I always have thought aliens existed. Not ultra badass aliens like in alien or the predators or the crazy ones from evolution or whatever.
The 'greys' the ones with bigger heads and large dark eyes with a small nose.
Seeign all the sightings are generally based on these it seems the most convincing, and being so simple adn human like, makes them the most haunting.

Do you think aliens are real? And being covered up by the governments of the world as they try to gain there technology.
Do you think people have been abducted? And been experimented on.

If you wonder, wonder whats truly out there, then join and discuss...
Its also an interesting subject that I never really have thought about.

Rules (I hate rules)

No flaming.
No off topic posts (Im not good at staying on topic, but meh)
No alien hentai/porn (ive seen that shit, ew)
Any posts of alien footage should be linked. Pics should be linked, videos should be linked with a small pic, like the video topic.


*X files theme strives*

[Cartoon Satan]

Well there has to be something out there I mean look at how vast space is, we can't be the only planet with life.

[Matt-Sama]

Yeah, they must exist, come on, if there was water on mars then there could be life there. Didn't they find bacteria on mars? :S

[Nihongo]

*Out in space, an alien ship flies by Earth*
Alien 1: Wanna go abduct some humans and probe 'em?
Alien 2: Hellz yeah! I love it when we probe them humans! Whoo-hoo!
Alien 1: Yeah, but nowadays it's not as much fun...
Alien 2: Yeah, every now and then we get a gay guy that likes being probed....takes away the fun

Aliens are out there...after all who built the pryamids? Who sank Atlantis? Who turned Micheal Jackson white?

[Matt-Sama]

All these are mysteries. I think aliens have founded nintendo, seeing they have the superior technology.

[RedGlare]

I personally believe that theres a rational explanation for "alien abduction" and that is drink driving.

Think about it most abductions go like this.

I was driving my car at night when all of a sudden these strange flashing lights came out of nowhere and i lost control of the vehicle. Than i couldn't move my arms it was like they where being tied together. Then i was in a cold windowless room where i was vicously probed.

There's your explanation.

[Matt-Sama]

I see the logic int hat, redglare.

:I was driving my car at night when all of a sudden these strange flashing lights came out of nowhere
Another car
and i lost control of the vehicle.
due to drinking
Than i couldn't move my arms it was like they where being tied together.
Trapped in car because of a crash
Then i was in a cold windowless room where i was vicously probed.
In hospital getting examined, too drunk to remember.


BUT. Thats one theory that could be the case many times. And due to the imagination that could be planted into thoughts of alien abduction. And maybe a very small percent of the time, its real.

[RedGlare]

link50000 said:

I see the logic int hat, redglare.

:I was driving my car at night when all of a sudden these strange flashing lights came out of nowhere
Another car
and i lost control of the vehicle.
due to drinking
Than i couldn't move my arms it was like they where being tied together.
Trapped in car because of a crash
Then i was in a cold windowless room where i was vicously probed.
In hospital getting examined, too drunk to remember.
.

That wasn't the theory i came up with but yeah it does fit nicely. Mine went along the lines, Police car, Being rammed of the road, Handcuffed, Prision rape.

link50000 said:

BUT. Thats one theory that could be the case many times. And due to the imagination that could be planted into thoughts of alien abduction. And maybe a very small percent of the time, its real.

well there are cases where doctors found "alien" matieral in the human body with a chemical structre unknown to man so there might be somthing to it.

But a race so advance that they can travel the vast gulf between starsystems and when they get here they choose rednecks and farmboys? surely kidnapping scientists and world leaders would be more worthwhile.

[Matt-Sama]

I guess these aliens aren't used to the human culture yet, not really knwoing who to abduct, and they see rednecks going around, drunk on moonshine and carefree, they go for them.

[Nihongo]

link50000 said:

I guess these aliens aren't used to the human culture yet, not really knwoing who to abduct, and they see rednecks going around, drunk on moonshine and carefree, they go for them.

That or maybe they do know more about us than we think. Maybe they realize that they can get away with abducting less important people rather than abducting more important people. Afterall the only difference between a redneck and the president, is that the president has more knowledge than a redneck. Aliens can find out all they need to know about human structure and common human functions from abducting anybody.

[Matt-Sama]

Yeah, and they know the rednecks are so drunk so nobody would believe them.

[thebluejester]

So True! I was abducted by some pretty hot aliens once. God I suck.

[Matt-Sama]

What? A bolding pedophile in a white van?

[Cartoon Satan]

There was this freaky video of people doing an autopsy on an alien it was fake but it was still cool to watch, i'll try to find it and post it here.

[Matt-Sama]

Its probably on youtube, and yeah, as a kid it looked pretty real. I know the one you're on about.

[RedGlare]

link50000 said:

Its probably on youtube, and yeah, as a kid it looked pretty real. I know the one you're on about.

You mean the one they showed on national telly? me and the family watched that looked very real.

[Cartoon Satan]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQRCmko5cR0

Ok there you go, very interesting to watch kind of scary to.

[Matt-Sama]

redglare said:

link50000 said:

Its probably on youtube, and yeah, as a kid it looked pretty real. I know the one you're on about.

You mean the one they showed on national telly? me and the family watched that looked very real.

Yep, that one. Very real looking, and pretty errie and scary as a kid.

[thebluejester]

Sounds like that whole Mars Invaders prank on the radio from the 30s.

[Matt-Sama]

What about the orson wells war of the worlds thing when everyone believed it was happening....