Welsh sheep shagging myth.

[Matt-Sama]

Im not making this into a joke.

Ofcourse like a lot of kids, I heard storys about welsh people fucking sheep. I always wondered if it was true, that welsh people fuck sheep.

My brother has a few welsh friends, I asked them if welsh people fuck sheep, some of them said ''some do'', and some said ''some do but I know more people who fucked a dog and not a sheep.''

Thats seriously fucked up, I also heard people from New zealand like to rag sheep.

So is this true, any welsh people on this site?
My friend ben said they put boots on the sheep, so they cant stand up right, they slide back giving the dude pleasure...
How he knows, confuses me.

So is this true?

[RedGlare]

link50000 said:

Im not making this into a joke.

Ofcourse like a lot of kids, I heard storys about welsh people fucking sheep. I always wondered if it was true, that welsh people fuck sheep.

My brother has a few welsh friends, I asked them if welsh people fuck sheep, some of them said ''some do'', and some said ''some do but I know more people who fucked a dog and not a sheep.''

Thats seriously fucked up, I also heard people from New zealand like to rag sheep.

So is this true, any welsh people on this site?
My friend ben said they put boots on the sheep, so they cant stand up right, they slide back giving the dude pleasure...
How he knows, confuses me.

So is this true?

Ok its called taking a joke at the expense of those who believe a stereotype. Like black people with the word n***er. Also the sheep shagging thing was origionaly used against the Scottish highlanders who after being beaten in the Jacobian revolt emigrated to Wales.

Origionally the stereotype wasn't sheep shagging but thieving. Every Welsh men was according to the stereotype a thief. This dated back to the time when the Welsh where driven to the mountains by the English where they couldn't grow enough food to live so formed raiding parties and looted English villages.

Also the bit about "some do" is reffernce to the plain simple fact that Beastiality occurs in every country so logically there most be some animal fetishists in Wales.

Also Beastiality is illegal and bloody embarassing to get caught for so why they would voluntarily admit to such a thing is beyond me unless they were joking which i'm sure they were.

[Matt-Sama]

I read somewhere that if you stole a sheep you'd get like a big sentence in jail, yet you got a smaller sentence for shagging a sheep, so people that stole them, if they got caught would start shagging them to get a smaller sentence.
Wikipedia told me.

[RedGlare]

link50000 said:

I read somewhere that if you stole a sheep you'd get like a big sentence in jail, yet you got a smaller sentence for shagging a sheep, so people that stole them, if they got caught would start shagging them to get a smaller sentence.
Wikipedia told me.

Wikipedia is nothing but lies and pictures of also lies!


But seriously does wikipedia reffernce the Welsh specifically? given Until Recently all Welsh law was inseparable from English law.

Plus thats because without the sheep the farmer can't sell the wool or eat the mutton. But if you raped it and left there presumably you should still be able to shear and eat it.

Also there is such a thing as combined sentencing.

[latimer-kun]

this is purely a myth, although i heard from a welsh guy that you can perform a stump-fuck, you put sheep on a tree stump and the fucker cant run away that can provide a good fucking so ive heard

[Matt-Sama]

Nice Latimer-kun!
Lets investigate, TO THE INTERNET!

[Cartoon Satan]

Um wow this is pretty screwed up, and you needed to inform us of this myth why?.

[Matt-Sama]

Because I was told about it since childhood.

[Nihongo]

link50000 said:

Because I was told about it since childhood.

Tsk, tsk, tsk...*shakes head* This boy must be touched in the head...

[GeneralMBison (GMB)]

LOL just like how Santa Claus is real.

[latimer-kun]

santa claus isnt real??? no......NOOOOOOOO, who else, who else have i been lied to about, the easter bunny the tooth fairy, amy rose, jaun claude van dam?

[Cartoon Satan]

shadow40k0 said:

santa claus isnt real??? no......NOOOOOOOO, who else, who else have i been lied to about, the easter bunny the tooth fairy, amy rose, jaun claude van dam?

Sorry but they are all fake, except for Amy Rose but she is with me muahaha.

[GeneralMBison (GMB)]

satan said:

shadow40k0 said:

santa claus isnt real??? no......NOOOOOOOO, who else, who else have i been lied to about, the easter bunny the tooth fairy, amy rose, jaun claude van dam?

Sorry but they are all fake, except for Amy Rose but she is with me muahaha.

LOL good one. Also Misty from Pokemon is with me. That's the reason why she isn't in the Pokemon shows anymore. hahaha!

[latimer-kun]

NOOOOOOO!!!! goddamit, not juan claude van damn, he was so lame he was in the street fighter movie, hehehehe, good move satan, i hate to break it to you m bison but misty's cheating on you like me with a cheat disc, lets just say she taught my garados flamethrower, in more ways than one

[Cartoon Satan]

But Misty said we would be together forever , fine I guess i'll get Rouge while i'm at it.... heres a sheep.

[latimer-kun]

SHEEP *throws an eggwisk* *BOOOOOOOOM* not on my watch welshman

[Matt-Sama]

Dont go off fucking topic.
I met this welsh kid today in town, he bought me some cokes and prawn crackers when we were in the pubs with my cousin.

[cornbin]

Of all the 'myths' I must say this is the most intresting. I think what RedGlare said is most helpful and accurate.

[latimer-kun]

i do think this is a myth, i only hear bout such things as this and the masturbation sin from shows and stuff but i must this, your a fuckin killjoy matt, way to go ruining the little bit of fun

[Matt-Sama]

Eggwisks are forbidden!