Post by Matt-Sama on Jan 12, 2007 11:45:42 GMT -5
So has anyone here written any fan fiction? Loosely based on games or whatnot? If so post it here 
Well I have 2.....they both were written about 1-2 years ago when i had my first site, the grammar and spelling were pretty terrible. I've corrected alot of it.
I used to love writting them and used to be amazed by what i came up with, now they dont seem pretty good, I may work on a new one some time.....
This is the better story i wrote. (Theres probably alot of gramma editing to be had)
The legend of zelda. The rain of sorrows.
Link was practicing his hand to hand combat when epona ran for no reason. "Stupid...epona ye great dunce get back here!!" Link ran after her and then saw blood dripping from her back link wondered for a moment, epona was now screaming so link got out his bow and aimed at her back and...... fired, a big screech came from something a clunk was heard from the floor with blood every where.
Link ran to were the clunk was heard and tripped over nothing. Link stood up brushing his tunic of mud and got out his lens of truth and link said "aha i knew it an invisible skulltula."Link caught up with his steed and treated her wound.
Link climbed on epona and started to ride in the direction of the castle when epona stopped. "Ma ha ha ha ha ha!" Ganondorf stood in front of link and blasted link off of epona with a ray of doom, link fell and shouted a curse word. Link stood and grasped his blade ganon then froze link, but link could see what was happening, ganondorf then froze epona he then charged up a beam of death and blasted at epona. Epona shattered into a thousand pieces of red ice. Ganon stared at link and chuckled "Link you shall go to a land of pure evil and sorrow my kingdom of darkness, oh by the way the food is great!!"
Ganon opened a portal and glared at link he then said whilst laughing "watch this elf boy" he grabbed a strange mask link recognised it "majoras mask hehehe" Ganon put it on. Clouds formed in the sky the smell of death was in the air, a beam of lightning blasted ganon and out of the smoke was EVIL ganon was a giant mutation of hate. He had black and gold armour with a red emerald on his head with magoras mask on. He grabbed link shattering the ice with the immense force and casted him into the time portal "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh" link screamed as he fell into oblivion pulling navi with him.
Two people were walking in an ancient land when link fell from the sky "aaaaaagh!!!" Link smashed the ground and blood sprayed everywhere. The two men got out there blades and one Said "we got some free food".The other guy went to stab links body when his bladed came into contact with the master sword "what the?" said the man he looked to see were the blade was coming from and navi was holding it!! Navi shouted "bring it on mother fucker" navi swung it round and cut each one in half.
Navi looked at link and had an idea on how to wake him up. "Link..." no reply "michael jackson is near you!" "dear god no" link shouted as he rose like lighting. Link snatched the sword and swung at anything plastic like MJ. Navi said to link" we're in a lost land unknown to us lets get moving there is a town over there".
As they ran towards the town rain started to pour down with rain and link stopped and got out a bottle of shower gel and threw it at navi and shouted "you needed a wash" so navi flew after link and put the shower gel in link's eyes and link shouted because is eyes were burning, then navi pushed hum into a tree and said "aaaagh ya like wood ya poxy elf" link jumped up laughed and they both went into the town.
As they ran into the town market they looked for shelter and they saw a sign which said tooto inn. Link looked at navi and said sarcastically "well the place is called tooto." Navi slapped linked "no shit sherlock".
They both entered the inn and went to a desk and there was a lady there reading an f-zero comic, she had blonde hair thats all they could see because she was looking down at the comic, but the desk was glass and link could see he figure because for some reason she was in summer like clothes even thought it was raining outside. Link raised is eye brow and smiled and said very quietly "ooh shes mine" navi looked at him and said "link dont you even try!" Link strutted up to her and said " hey pretty pretty wanna date ill buy then my maybe i could stay here for a night hehe know what i mean?" The person nodded her head. Link said "shake on it" so the person shook links hand, then the person lifted her head and link had a tear down his eye. The person was wrinkly with mold on her face and had teeth like a rodent who ate sugar all day. She said "lucky boy aren't ya" link fainted.
Next morning link rose in a nice little bedroom and got up he looked around and saw the retarded frog like thing she was butt naked (i know its sick) and she said to him whilst smoking a fag "you were baaad last night" link ran out screaming. Navi followed laughing as she gave the women a bag of rupees.
Navi and link walked out of the the inn eager to start adventuring when a white imp jumped off the roof of the inn. It ran past link and went for a man in the street and slashed the mans windpipe and a squirt of blood went over the imps face. The imp turned and glared at a small girl with a teddy who was running, the imp ran after the girl and jumped in the air ready to rip her head off when the imps head shattered and its body fell to the ground, link was standing with is bow aiming at the imp. Navi looked at link and said "so you killed the imp."
Suddenly laughing was heard ganons maybe who knows, a silver vortex appeared and 25 imps with swords and shields jumped out and they all looked at link.
Link drew his sword his eyes full of hate hate, link moved his hand slightly and a foolish imp ran at link with his dagger at the ready. With a blink of an eye the imps head was in half, link smiled and said "whos next?"
The imps screamed as they ran at link, link swung his blade chopping of an imps arm then link stabbed the imp in the heart. Two more imps ran at link one swung his axe and link jumped in the air and kicked the imp in the head and it fell to the ground, and link slashed the other imp in the throat and then thrusted his blade into the imp on the ground. Then link when into fury killing all the other 21 imps with a series of hacking slashing and link fu (a cool type of kung fu link uses.)
Link laughed "pitiful things not a scratch on me."
Suddenly 3 arrows flew into links back, blood flew over the ground and link blacked out and fell to the ground. An imp who looked like royalty stood behind link with a bow was it the imp king who knows.
Link suddenly awakened, he was chained up on the wall. He looked around and he did not recognise the place he was in. The place was a small room with stone walls and a stone ground, it also smelt of cat piss. When link was fully awake he took a second look the room was a torture chamber, it had machines of pain everywhere. Link looked to his left and spotted a large steel hammer with tiny little spikes on. Next to the hammer there was lots of blood, in the middle of the pool of blood there was a deformed fairy.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Link cried a tear of sorrow. "Navi." Link gathered all his strength and broke free!! (typical hollywood action.) Link grabbed the nearest weapon a wet towel. Link moved forward and saw an imp sitting on a chair looking at his rusty blade. Link full of rage violently punched the imp in the back, the imp jumped into the air in shock. The imp looked at Link and showed his teeth but Link slapped the imp round the face with the wet towel, the imp fell to the ground Link kicked it in the chest and grabbed its head. Link glared into its eyes with hate, Link's hands had a firm grip on its head, link pulled the imps head apart. Link dropped the towel and grabbed the rusty blade on the ground.
Link kicked open the steel door and walked into a long corridor. Link held the blade so tight his veins were showing. He lifted it into the air and shouted "who's next" a foolish imp held his flail and said "right here." Link ran at the imp and he thrusted forward but the imp jumped over Link, so Link kicked the imp when it was landing and it flew into the ground. The imp jumped up but it was too late Link's blade was all ready flying at the imp and it ripped the skull in two. Link picked up the blade and travelled on.
Link was sliding along the walls like Sam Fisher when he heard a noise around the corner, link looked around the corner and he saw four imps so Link jumped out and the imps started shooting him with machine guns link's skin was falling off he's a terminator then he got out his big minnie gun and shot all the imps........ uh back to reality that never happened. Link jumped out and threw the rusty blade at an imps face and blood went every where, Link jumped up kicking an imp in the face and then he punched through the imps stomach, blood and guts dripped down links hand. One imp had a bow and fired two arrows at link, he caught one and was hit by the other but link travelled on he grabbed the imps head and kept stabbing the imps face with the arrow "sorry" Link said in a sarcastic tone and he carried on stabbing the imp. Link wondered where that last imp was but it turned out that imp killed itself (what a fag).
Link picked up the sword he threw and carried on. Link came to a large door. It was gold with 13 arrows on it. Link kicked it open and shouted "DIE!!" Link ran in like a bolt of lightning. Nothing was in there. "eh?" Link thought "where the hell....ugh" Link fell to the ground. A huge imp stood over link, he was ready to slice Link in half. Link turned to the imp Link's eyes were pure red with hate. Link jumped up kicking the imp in the head. He walked up to the imp slowly for a split every so often Link looked like a demon, glowing green eyes pure black and sharp teeth. Link walked up to the imp, he grabbed its neck glared into the imps eyes, the imp started to cry. Link went back to demon form and bit the imps throat. Blood dripped down its neck and the imp was screaming. Link pulled his mouth away tearing off its throat. The imp fell to the ground and link spat out the chunk of meat.
Link fell to the ground in tears "why? why am i changing is it pure hate? There is a source to my hate a source to my anger a source to my RAGE!! Ganon!!" Link got up grabbed the blade. Link walked through the room he was thinking of zelda, epona, hyrule. Link got to the end of the room realising there was no door.
He looked side to side his hair kept slapping him in the face so he grabbed a bit of his golden hair and just pulled it off. He took a few steps back and he looked up at the ceiling. He noticed there was a large hole with a crack leading to the wall on the left side of the room. Link looked to the ground and grabbed a bit of stone. He lobbed it into the air and it went into the hole. "wait a minute, that hole it could fit a bomb in, the shockwave could split the crack making the wall falling down."
He threw it up and it was a perfect match it got stuck in the hole liked it was planned. 3...2...1 BOOOOOOOM!! The crack split and the wall fell down. Link looked through the gap of the wall. He saw two armed imps eating a green goo like substance. "oooooooh boys, over here ya horses ass!!"
The two imps looked round. One pushed over the table for a barrier and the other stood up on his chair and he was throwing death stars at link. The imp stopped throwing them he was getting more out of a pocket he had on his scavy little trousers. Link moved forward he had the rusty blade ready, he swung and in no time the imp was split down the middle ad there was a fountain of blood that link danced in. "aaaaaaaaagh die elf!!!!"
The other imp jumped at link with his blade. Link blocked and kicked the imp in the chest, it fell to the floor. It said to link "navi was fun to kill" Links eyes raged that demonic green. Link lifted the blade high in the air, he then forced it down into the imps chest. It did not kill the beast. Link twisted the blade causing maximum pain, the imp's mouth was covered in throffing blood. He was coughing it out everywhere. Two minutes past Link was still slowley killing the imp when it finally died. Link took its weapon and now he had two imp blades.
Link moved on he could smell something odd it smelled like rotten ass. He came to a small green hole in the wall. He just got to the over side when he was confronted by 2 large wolves. They were soaked in blood and they were feirce.
Link smiled, he got out the two imp blades and ran at the one on the left. Hack stab slash!! Its face was decimated. It fell to the ground with a mighty thump. You could see its flesh and muscle all over the floor a stream of blood ran down the floor. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHG!!" Link shouted
The other wolf had his arm. Tons of blood was comming out of Link's arm. The wolf then clawed link and wrestled him to the ground. The wolf was about to tear Link's head off when suddenly the wolf was torn appart. Link was lying there in his demon form.
Link stood up he shouted curse words (like penis and minge) he then grabbed the two blade and he gathered his demon might and smashed down the wall to his left.
Link saw a man in robes. Link walked to the man and said "who are you, what is your name" the man did not speak "TALK" Link shouted. The man turned to link and said "my name is SERJ TANKIAN, i am the keeper of light destroyer of imp's."
Serj rose in the air and flew into Link's chest. He then said "You will need the power of my rockin' soul to defeat te imp king." Link nodded his head and he travelled on. He came to a large golden seal. "Nasa hama chale manamap heaooo" (open this dumb ass seal ) Serj's spirit shouted. The seal shattered into billions of pieces. And there it lay the master sword. Link grabbed it and looked at it "The power of the sun in my hands!" Link shouted.
A ball of magic blasted out of the master sword and it hit the ceiling. A black door appeared on the ceiling. " Ah great numb nuts" Serj said. But then the room started to shift and the door was on the ground. "HA, NUM NUTS" Link cheered.
Link walked through and he entered a large room full of shadows. He saw the imp king. The king had a large golden sword with black gems welded into it. Link walked up to the king. Link had the two imp blades in his hands and the master sword on his back. Link stared into the imps eyes "who are you?" link said. " My name is billy joe armstrong!"
The imp swung at Link and Link rolled forward grabbed the imps arm and slashed the imp in the back and then he tripped the imp up. "aaaaaaaaaagh" the evil beast shouted. The beast swung its blade 500 times in half a second each one hit link. Link looked down at his body and saw alot of blood. "Nooooo!!" Link cried.
Link fell into peices on the ground all it was now was meat and blood. The imp laughed and turned away. The imp turned around again and there was Link "WTF?" the imp said. Link stabbed the imp with the two blades and said "good always wins." Link pulled his blades tearing the imps flesh. The imp jumped on link and started to stab Link in the face, but the wounds would just heal. Link jumped up he was now in demon form!! Link grabbed the imp and started to bite its face. Link then kicked the imp back. Link went back to his normal form. Link then ran at at the Imp king and stabbed the imp in the chest with both blades. Link stared at the imp and link got out the master sword and slashed the imps head in half "aaaaaagh my power" the imp cried. And suddenly Link was in hyrule again. Ganondorf dropped the the ground with his head in half. "Wait the imp king was ganon in another form, thats crazy."
Serj blasted out of inks chest and said "Link you have destroyed ganon, your friends are dead and hyrule needs a king will you take the thrown?" Link fell to the ground in tears "Nooooooo!!" Link cried more "my friends are dead and i have no more things to live for. Link put the tip of the master sword to his stomach "I will destroy myself."
Link had a tear running down his cheak "aaaaaaagh" Link stabbed the blade into his stomach and he shouted "explode" the master sword blew apart taking link with it. Then links body parts rained down on the earth.
Over a thousand year haveth passed, link story is still known as the rain of sorrows.
THE END
;D
Well I have 2.....they both were written about 1-2 years ago when i had my first site, the grammar and spelling were pretty terrible. I've corrected alot of it.
I used to love writting them and used to be amazed by what i came up with, now they dont seem pretty good, I may work on a new one some time.....
This is the better story i wrote. (Theres probably alot of gramma editing to be had)
The legend of zelda. The rain of sorrows.
Link was practicing his hand to hand combat when epona ran for no reason. "Stupid...epona ye great dunce get back here!!" Link ran after her and then saw blood dripping from her back link wondered for a moment, epona was now screaming so link got out his bow and aimed at her back and...... fired, a big screech came from something a clunk was heard from the floor with blood every where.
Link ran to were the clunk was heard and tripped over nothing. Link stood up brushing his tunic of mud and got out his lens of truth and link said "aha i knew it an invisible skulltula."Link caught up with his steed and treated her wound.
Link climbed on epona and started to ride in the direction of the castle when epona stopped. "Ma ha ha ha ha ha!" Ganondorf stood in front of link and blasted link off of epona with a ray of doom, link fell and shouted a curse word. Link stood and grasped his blade ganon then froze link, but link could see what was happening, ganondorf then froze epona he then charged up a beam of death and blasted at epona. Epona shattered into a thousand pieces of red ice. Ganon stared at link and chuckled "Link you shall go to a land of pure evil and sorrow my kingdom of darkness, oh by the way the food is great!!"
Ganon opened a portal and glared at link he then said whilst laughing "watch this elf boy" he grabbed a strange mask link recognised it "majoras mask hehehe" Ganon put it on. Clouds formed in the sky the smell of death was in the air, a beam of lightning blasted ganon and out of the smoke was EVIL ganon was a giant mutation of hate. He had black and gold armour with a red emerald on his head with magoras mask on. He grabbed link shattering the ice with the immense force and casted him into the time portal "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh" link screamed as he fell into oblivion pulling navi with him.
Two people were walking in an ancient land when link fell from the sky "aaaaaagh!!!" Link smashed the ground and blood sprayed everywhere. The two men got out there blades and one Said "we got some free food".The other guy went to stab links body when his bladed came into contact with the master sword "what the?" said the man he looked to see were the blade was coming from and navi was holding it!! Navi shouted "bring it on mother fucker" navi swung it round and cut each one in half.
Navi looked at link and had an idea on how to wake him up. "Link..." no reply "michael jackson is near you!" "dear god no" link shouted as he rose like lighting. Link snatched the sword and swung at anything plastic like MJ. Navi said to link" we're in a lost land unknown to us lets get moving there is a town over there".
As they ran towards the town rain started to pour down with rain and link stopped and got out a bottle of shower gel and threw it at navi and shouted "you needed a wash" so navi flew after link and put the shower gel in link's eyes and link shouted because is eyes were burning, then navi pushed hum into a tree and said "aaaagh ya like wood ya poxy elf" link jumped up laughed and they both went into the town.
As they ran into the town market they looked for shelter and they saw a sign which said tooto inn. Link looked at navi and said sarcastically "well the place is called tooto." Navi slapped linked "no shit sherlock".
They both entered the inn and went to a desk and there was a lady there reading an f-zero comic, she had blonde hair thats all they could see because she was looking down at the comic, but the desk was glass and link could see he figure because for some reason she was in summer like clothes even thought it was raining outside. Link raised is eye brow and smiled and said very quietly "ooh shes mine" navi looked at him and said "link dont you even try!" Link strutted up to her and said " hey pretty pretty wanna date ill buy then my maybe i could stay here for a night hehe know what i mean?" The person nodded her head. Link said "shake on it" so the person shook links hand, then the person lifted her head and link had a tear down his eye. The person was wrinkly with mold on her face and had teeth like a rodent who ate sugar all day. She said "lucky boy aren't ya" link fainted.
Next morning link rose in a nice little bedroom and got up he looked around and saw the retarded frog like thing she was butt naked (i know its sick) and she said to him whilst smoking a fag "you were baaad last night" link ran out screaming. Navi followed laughing as she gave the women a bag of rupees.
Navi and link walked out of the the inn eager to start adventuring when a white imp jumped off the roof of the inn. It ran past link and went for a man in the street and slashed the mans windpipe and a squirt of blood went over the imps face. The imp turned and glared at a small girl with a teddy who was running, the imp ran after the girl and jumped in the air ready to rip her head off when the imps head shattered and its body fell to the ground, link was standing with is bow aiming at the imp. Navi looked at link and said "so you killed the imp."
Suddenly laughing was heard ganons maybe who knows, a silver vortex appeared and 25 imps with swords and shields jumped out and they all looked at link.
Link drew his sword his eyes full of hate hate, link moved his hand slightly and a foolish imp ran at link with his dagger at the ready. With a blink of an eye the imps head was in half, link smiled and said "whos next?"
The imps screamed as they ran at link, link swung his blade chopping of an imps arm then link stabbed the imp in the heart. Two more imps ran at link one swung his axe and link jumped in the air and kicked the imp in the head and it fell to the ground, and link slashed the other imp in the throat and then thrusted his blade into the imp on the ground. Then link when into fury killing all the other 21 imps with a series of hacking slashing and link fu (a cool type of kung fu link uses.)
Link laughed "pitiful things not a scratch on me."
Suddenly 3 arrows flew into links back, blood flew over the ground and link blacked out and fell to the ground. An imp who looked like royalty stood behind link with a bow was it the imp king who knows.
Link suddenly awakened, he was chained up on the wall. He looked around and he did not recognise the place he was in. The place was a small room with stone walls and a stone ground, it also smelt of cat piss. When link was fully awake he took a second look the room was a torture chamber, it had machines of pain everywhere. Link looked to his left and spotted a large steel hammer with tiny little spikes on. Next to the hammer there was lots of blood, in the middle of the pool of blood there was a deformed fairy.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Link cried a tear of sorrow. "Navi." Link gathered all his strength and broke free!! (typical hollywood action.) Link grabbed the nearest weapon a wet towel. Link moved forward and saw an imp sitting on a chair looking at his rusty blade. Link full of rage violently punched the imp in the back, the imp jumped into the air in shock. The imp looked at Link and showed his teeth but Link slapped the imp round the face with the wet towel, the imp fell to the ground Link kicked it in the chest and grabbed its head. Link glared into its eyes with hate, Link's hands had a firm grip on its head, link pulled the imps head apart. Link dropped the towel and grabbed the rusty blade on the ground.
Link kicked open the steel door and walked into a long corridor. Link held the blade so tight his veins were showing. He lifted it into the air and shouted "who's next" a foolish imp held his flail and said "right here." Link ran at the imp and he thrusted forward but the imp jumped over Link, so Link kicked the imp when it was landing and it flew into the ground. The imp jumped up but it was too late Link's blade was all ready flying at the imp and it ripped the skull in two. Link picked up the blade and travelled on.
Link was sliding along the walls like Sam Fisher when he heard a noise around the corner, link looked around the corner and he saw four imps so Link jumped out and the imps started shooting him with machine guns link's skin was falling off he's a terminator then he got out his big minnie gun and shot all the imps........ uh back to reality that never happened. Link jumped out and threw the rusty blade at an imps face and blood went every where, Link jumped up kicking an imp in the face and then he punched through the imps stomach, blood and guts dripped down links hand. One imp had a bow and fired two arrows at link, he caught one and was hit by the other but link travelled on he grabbed the imps head and kept stabbing the imps face with the arrow "sorry" Link said in a sarcastic tone and he carried on stabbing the imp. Link wondered where that last imp was but it turned out that imp killed itself (what a fag).
Link picked up the sword he threw and carried on. Link came to a large door. It was gold with 13 arrows on it. Link kicked it open and shouted "DIE!!" Link ran in like a bolt of lightning. Nothing was in there. "eh?" Link thought "where the hell....ugh" Link fell to the ground. A huge imp stood over link, he was ready to slice Link in half. Link turned to the imp Link's eyes were pure red with hate. Link jumped up kicking the imp in the head. He walked up to the imp slowly for a split every so often Link looked like a demon, glowing green eyes pure black and sharp teeth. Link walked up to the imp, he grabbed its neck glared into the imps eyes, the imp started to cry. Link went back to demon form and bit the imps throat. Blood dripped down its neck and the imp was screaming. Link pulled his mouth away tearing off its throat. The imp fell to the ground and link spat out the chunk of meat.
Link fell to the ground in tears "why? why am i changing is it pure hate? There is a source to my hate a source to my anger a source to my RAGE!! Ganon!!" Link got up grabbed the blade. Link walked through the room he was thinking of zelda, epona, hyrule. Link got to the end of the room realising there was no door.
He looked side to side his hair kept slapping him in the face so he grabbed a bit of his golden hair and just pulled it off. He took a few steps back and he looked up at the ceiling. He noticed there was a large hole with a crack leading to the wall on the left side of the room. Link looked to the ground and grabbed a bit of stone. He lobbed it into the air and it went into the hole. "wait a minute, that hole it could fit a bomb in, the shockwave could split the crack making the wall falling down."
He threw it up and it was a perfect match it got stuck in the hole liked it was planned. 3...2...1 BOOOOOOOM!! The crack split and the wall fell down. Link looked through the gap of the wall. He saw two armed imps eating a green goo like substance. "oooooooh boys, over here ya horses ass!!"
The two imps looked round. One pushed over the table for a barrier and the other stood up on his chair and he was throwing death stars at link. The imp stopped throwing them he was getting more out of a pocket he had on his scavy little trousers. Link moved forward he had the rusty blade ready, he swung and in no time the imp was split down the middle ad there was a fountain of blood that link danced in. "aaaaaaaaagh die elf!!!!"
The other imp jumped at link with his blade. Link blocked and kicked the imp in the chest, it fell to the floor. It said to link "navi was fun to kill" Links eyes raged that demonic green. Link lifted the blade high in the air, he then forced it down into the imps chest. It did not kill the beast. Link twisted the blade causing maximum pain, the imp's mouth was covered in throffing blood. He was coughing it out everywhere. Two minutes past Link was still slowley killing the imp when it finally died. Link took its weapon and now he had two imp blades.
Link moved on he could smell something odd it smelled like rotten ass. He came to a small green hole in the wall. He just got to the over side when he was confronted by 2 large wolves. They were soaked in blood and they were feirce.
Link smiled, he got out the two imp blades and ran at the one on the left. Hack stab slash!! Its face was decimated. It fell to the ground with a mighty thump. You could see its flesh and muscle all over the floor a stream of blood ran down the floor. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHG!!" Link shouted
The other wolf had his arm. Tons of blood was comming out of Link's arm. The wolf then clawed link and wrestled him to the ground. The wolf was about to tear Link's head off when suddenly the wolf was torn appart. Link was lying there in his demon form.
Link stood up he shouted curse words (like penis and minge) he then grabbed the two blade and he gathered his demon might and smashed down the wall to his left.
Link saw a man in robes. Link walked to the man and said "who are you, what is your name" the man did not speak "TALK" Link shouted. The man turned to link and said "my name is SERJ TANKIAN, i am the keeper of light destroyer of imp's."
Serj rose in the air and flew into Link's chest. He then said "You will need the power of my rockin' soul to defeat te imp king." Link nodded his head and he travelled on. He came to a large golden seal. "Nasa hama chale manamap heaooo" (open this dumb ass seal ) Serj's spirit shouted. The seal shattered into billions of pieces. And there it lay the master sword. Link grabbed it and looked at it "The power of the sun in my hands!" Link shouted.
A ball of magic blasted out of the master sword and it hit the ceiling. A black door appeared on the ceiling. " Ah great numb nuts" Serj said. But then the room started to shift and the door was on the ground. "HA, NUM NUTS" Link cheered.
Link walked through and he entered a large room full of shadows. He saw the imp king. The king had a large golden sword with black gems welded into it. Link walked up to the king. Link had the two imp blades in his hands and the master sword on his back. Link stared into the imps eyes "who are you?" link said. " My name is billy joe armstrong!"
The imp swung at Link and Link rolled forward grabbed the imps arm and slashed the imp in the back and then he tripped the imp up. "aaaaaaaaaagh" the evil beast shouted. The beast swung its blade 500 times in half a second each one hit link. Link looked down at his body and saw alot of blood. "Nooooo!!" Link cried.
Link fell into peices on the ground all it was now was meat and blood. The imp laughed and turned away. The imp turned around again and there was Link "WTF?" the imp said. Link stabbed the imp with the two blades and said "good always wins." Link pulled his blades tearing the imps flesh. The imp jumped on link and started to stab Link in the face, but the wounds would just heal. Link jumped up he was now in demon form!! Link grabbed the imp and started to bite its face. Link then kicked the imp back. Link went back to his normal form. Link then ran at at the Imp king and stabbed the imp in the chest with both blades. Link stared at the imp and link got out the master sword and slashed the imps head in half "aaaaaagh my power" the imp cried. And suddenly Link was in hyrule again. Ganondorf dropped the the ground with his head in half. "Wait the imp king was ganon in another form, thats crazy."
Serj blasted out of inks chest and said "Link you have destroyed ganon, your friends are dead and hyrule needs a king will you take the thrown?" Link fell to the ground in tears "Nooooooo!!" Link cried more "my friends are dead and i have no more things to live for. Link put the tip of the master sword to his stomach "I will destroy myself."
Link had a tear running down his cheak "aaaaaaagh" Link stabbed the blade into his stomach and he shouted "explode" the master sword blew apart taking link with it. Then links body parts rained down on the earth.
Over a thousand year haveth passed, link story is still known as the rain of sorrows.
THE END
;D
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