Post by latimer-kun on Nov 4, 2009 6:31:26 GMT -5
thats me by the way
The Compelling Tale of The Local Legend
A long ass time ago in a log cabin up in Swindon a young boy was born to a family of three. That young boy did have a name but we honestly don't care about that but rather call him by what goes as now. That boy was The Local Legend or TLL. As a young boy he would tend to wanderer out of his home and run off with strangers to their homes until he was immediately brought back for fucking up their shit. He enjoyed going out into the woods and beating up the bears on unicycles senseless for they would always challenge him. TLL would excel at every subject since he was so gosh darn smart. It was not until his late teens when he would adopt his LL persona.
At the age of 17 he was wandering around town when he heard a chilling yell for help. He rushed over to where he heard the screaming and saw a young girl being attacked by some dastardly villain with mustache and such. Wondering what to do he though of concealing his identity so he could look badass but then he realized he wants all the recognition. He began to beat the villain senselessly, I cannot describe anything that happened for it is far to epic and violent that it would disturb all of our younger readers. After saving the girl his name was put into the newspaper. Being recognized as a local legend he was adored by millions and went off to be a badass.
it was one faithful night when he meet the love of his life Midna. He was at a club wandering around taking in the sights and talking to fellow companions. As he looked around he noticed a beautiful young imp looking at him. They couldn't take their gaze off of each other so they promptly introduced themselves. As they spoke to one another TLL began to have a strange attraction to the imp. He felt feelings he never felt before and asked if she would like to come to his house where they could talk in private. She agreed and went off. As soon as they arrived they began to reveal their feelings for each other and basically fucked each other right there. Twas a passionate and lovely rumpus. They soon began going out with each other. Midna began to assist TLL in his heroic deeds and the two became a team.
TLL and Midna later had an argument about whose cock was bigger. Midna stated that her was bigger by at least a quarter inch. little did TLL know, he had a raging bonar. However, Midna was only half hard and proceeded to fuck TLL in the ass. TLL was embarassed because of his LL status and then began to fap to Amy Rose. Amy Rose was a whore, so they fucked each and every night. He slowly got over his butthurt. However, TLL then contracted RA/i/DS from her crusty vagina. This saddened him. Now his local legend dick fell off and he was no longer a LL.
The Compelling Tale of The Local Legend
A long ass time ago in a log cabin up in Swindon a young boy was born to a family of three. That young boy did have a name but we honestly don't care about that but rather call him by what goes as now. That boy was The Local Legend or TLL. As a young boy he would tend to wanderer out of his home and run off with strangers to their homes until he was immediately brought back for fucking up their shit. He enjoyed going out into the woods and beating up the bears on unicycles senseless for they would always challenge him. TLL would excel at every subject since he was so gosh darn smart. It was not until his late teens when he would adopt his LL persona.
At the age of 17 he was wandering around town when he heard a chilling yell for help. He rushed over to where he heard the screaming and saw a young girl being attacked by some dastardly villain with mustache and such. Wondering what to do he though of concealing his identity so he could look badass but then he realized he wants all the recognition. He began to beat the villain senselessly, I cannot describe anything that happened for it is far to epic and violent that it would disturb all of our younger readers. After saving the girl his name was put into the newspaper. Being recognized as a local legend he was adored by millions and went off to be a badass.
it was one faithful night when he meet the love of his life Midna. He was at a club wandering around taking in the sights and talking to fellow companions. As he looked around he noticed a beautiful young imp looking at him. They couldn't take their gaze off of each other so they promptly introduced themselves. As they spoke to one another TLL began to have a strange attraction to the imp. He felt feelings he never felt before and asked if she would like to come to his house where they could talk in private. She agreed and went off. As soon as they arrived they began to reveal their feelings for each other and basically fucked each other right there. Twas a passionate and lovely rumpus. They soon began going out with each other. Midna began to assist TLL in his heroic deeds and the two became a team.
TLL and Midna later had an argument about whose cock was bigger. Midna stated that her was bigger by at least a quarter inch. little did TLL know, he had a raging bonar. However, Midna was only half hard and proceeded to fuck TLL in the ass. TLL was embarassed because of his LL status and then began to fap to Amy Rose. Amy Rose was a whore, so they fucked each and every night. He slowly got over his butthurt. However, TLL then contracted RA/i/DS from her crusty vagina. This saddened him. Now his local legend dick fell off and he was no longer a LL.
