thebluejester
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Post by thebluejester on Dec 2, 2008 21:47:57 GMT -5
What you don't know who Matt Hazard is? God, you fagbag. Max was the baddest mofo in the land for a while, but he stopped after he starred in a gokart game and a pinata game. But bitches, he be back! Marathon Megasoft gave the overweight, retired Hazard a job offer recently, but shit dude, IT'S A FUCKING TRAP! All of Matt's old enemies are returning, like the cowboys, aliens, and Master Chef. God I sound like an ad guy. Fuck me. damn it DHL, it's an expression get off me. A 2009 release date, the creator of Dead Head Fred writing, pot shots at games, Neil Patrick Harris and Will Arnett do voices? Fuck me. ( www.doyouremembermatthazard.com/ ) |
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Post by Matt-Sama on Dec 6, 2008 18:54:02 GMT -5
Never heard of it, Abe from Abes Odyssy is cooler.
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Post by kirbykiller4 on Dec 6, 2008 19:43:39 GMT -5
That game looks like actual shit.
Let me go ahead and quote Neil Patrick Harris:
"My favorite line from the game is where the bad guy says 'put up your dukes' y'know because his names hazard.....so it's like a dukes of hazzard joke.....*awkward silence*"
Could someone tell me why people think Neil Patrick Harris is a fucking god?
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Post by Matt-Sama on Dec 7, 2008 17:23:35 GMT -5
You're gonna piss off the awesome might that is blue streisand mecha jester!
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thebluejester
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Post by thebluejester on Dec 23, 2008 21:45:04 GMT -5
That game looks like actual shit. Let me go ahead and quote Neil Patrick Harris: "My favorite line from the game is where the bad guy says 'put up your dukes' y'know because his names hazard.....so it's like a dukes of hazzard joke.....*awkward silence*" Could someone tell me why people think Neil Patrick Harris is a fucking god? DIE FOOL |
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Post by Matt-Sama on Dec 24, 2008 11:37:32 GMT -5
I looked into it, so this game is like a parody of action movies, im in!
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thebluejester
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Post by thebluejester on Dec 24, 2008 13:08:32 GMT -5
One of my friends told me about the game, incase you weren't wondering.
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Post by Matt-Sama on Dec 24, 2008 13:17:11 GMT -5
Max Hazard....I'll call my new kitten that when I get one.
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thebluejester
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Animal Crossing, Peta's favorite game!
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Post by thebluejester on Dec 24, 2008 13:22:31 GMT -5
That's a hardcore kitten.
Also, I hope some of the fake Hazard old games will be minigames or something.
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Post by Matt-Sama on Dec 24, 2008 13:25:19 GMT -5
I hope its like serious sam. Thise games ruled.
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thebluejester
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Post by thebluejester on Dec 24, 2008 13:30:16 GMT -5
I love satirical games.
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Post by Matt-Sama on Dec 26, 2008 13:57:05 GMT -5
I wonder if anyone would buy no more heroes if it wasnt satrical.
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thebluejester
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Post by thebluejester on Dec 26, 2008 19:18:57 GMT -5
I wonder if anyone would buy no more heroes if it wasnt satrical. The gameplay was decent, so maybe? Maybe people would like the blood? No, it would have damn failed. |
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Post by Matt-Sama on Dec 27, 2008 10:10:25 GMT -5
...I was kidding.
NMH is overrated.
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