Loz: Valley of the flood

[kirbykiller4]

www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/949074

a new rumored zelda game,this time it takes place before the events of wind waker,which means they're about to get pwned by water,you play as a stupid wanker who is so desperate to be saved by the hero of time that he goes insane and thinks that he is the hero of time.

of course,this is only a proved fake rumor,but what would you think if this was the next zelda,personally i would hate it.

[Dark Hamsterlord]

Very fake, yes.

Playing as an insane person wouldn't be too bad, but it might be too close to my real life, which could ruin the experience.

[kirbykiller4]

frankly,if they made ANOTHER dark and gritty zelda,then i would lose hope in the franchise.

[Matt-Sama]

Epic fail, plus valley of the flood is such a pretentious name.

[kirbykiller4]

I've always wanted a zelda with a plot like this:

1.After ganondorfs defeat in tp,there is a large festival where the next hero of time is chosen by the royal family,when he is chosen he receives special combat training for the day that ganondorf returns.

2.You actually play as a guard,for about an 8th of the game all you do is slay monsters and take out evil temples that the "hero of time" was supposed to take care of.A few of your friends complain that the hero of time is a fake,but they never dare tell the royal family of their suspicions

3.Shit hits the fan,ganondorf returns,and the hero of time sets out to bring him down,you are brought along to carry supplies.

4.The hero of time faces off against ganondorf,his attacks don't even scratch ganondorf though,and he is knocked unconscious,you pick up the master sword and swing hastily at ganondorf,surprisingly,you actually wound him,ganondorf realizes that you are the true hero of time,after a brief fight,you and the false hero of time are saved by whatever the flying bird/human species happen to be called in this one.

5.You are still too weak to defeat ganondorf,so the birdman takes you to the kokiri village,a place that the hylians didn't actually know existed.

6.After collecting the 4 ______'s you recover your lost powers,after a showdown with ganondorf that ends in your victory,he escapes to the nearby land of termina,where he prepares an army for an assault against hyrule.

7.Link goes to 8 more temples to retrieve the _______'s,it is then that you find ganondorfs hideout and kill him,he turns into ganon,you kill him too,he possesses a gigantic suit of armor,you kill that,then he turns into a much smaller(the size of a regular adult) swordsman called gon,after a truly epic sword battle,you finally deliver the last blow,le fin.

oh and i didn't know where to write it in,but the false hero of time gets all evil after you become the real hero of time,and dark link would make a lot of appearances.

[Dark Hamsterlord]

Sounds like a fanfiction.

[kirbykiller4]

well i am a fan,and it is a fictional script,so i guess you could call it that.

[Matt-Sama]

I've always wanted link to give ganon the duke nukem treatment, kills ganon then takes a shit on him.

[kirbykiller4]

lame

[Matt-Sama]

No my friend, epic.

[kirbykiller4]

i should type up a nice detailed script of what would be the next best zelda game,then email it to nintendo before they think of something really stupid like i know they will.

[Matt-Sama]

They wont do anything stupid.
So windwaker was cartoony, twilight princess had a painted feel.
No do you think nintendo will go back to either one? Or will make something much more realistic like resident evil 4 style artistry and graphics. Maybe event ake it further.

[kirbykiller4]

i think they'll pull a prince of persia warrior within and make a terrible abomination that only the mainstream crowd will like.

[Matt-Sama]

Nah they're not that stupid.
I'm hoping for twilight princess style gamplay with more realistic visuals, but keeping a mythic art form. And I hope they bring back the 4 heart peice for heart container rule, 5 was gay.
There should be some pick up weapons like in wind waker and maybe a vaster option of swords. And maybe an online mode, where you can battle people from around the world using your inventory, just for a twist. Get put in a pit and fight to the death for points.

[kirbykiller4]

i want something really challenging,like enemies that do 7 hearts of damage and take 30 normal hits to kill.

[Matt-Sama]

Like the iron knuckles in OOT?

[Dark Hamsterlord]

I want them to stop putting heart pieces in dungeons. It's really annoying to be doing a 3 heart run, then open a chest that you THOUGHT was a key, and it just says "screw you, I'm a heart piece, start over from your last save" And if you're NOT doing a 3 heart run, it makes it too easy to get heart pieces. They only did this in a couple of games, but it was annoying.

I agree on having enemies that hurt a ton and take a ton of hits. I love Iron Knuckles. The final boss should also hurt at least 3 hearts every hit. Preferably 6 or so, like Ganon did in OoT.

[kirbykiller4]

Even the iron knuckles would be pussies compared to some of the bosses in the game,like in the game i wish would happen,links tasked with taking down a rebel swordsmen and the evil castle he inhabits,he takes 45 normal hits to take down,and could do 3 hearts of damage(this is at the beginning of the game,so you would only have 5 hearts).

[Matt-Sama]

So basically you wanna pump it up to I wanna be the hero of time level?

[thebluejester]

Personally I want a Zelda game where your Link, then it begins a long line of Links fighting for thousands of years until it's the future and the final Link burns Ganon's bones, defeating him, however the Universe needs Balance so it ends with the final future Link's son becoming Dark Link.