The interviews of WT.

[Matt-Sama]

Its just not allowed, if you want non stop action then you cant have a compelling story, thats why I dont really bother them anymore.

And anyways, its all opinion I dont see why kk4 had to get so angry about a question pointed at me.

[thebluejester]

I wouldn't mind an interview.

[latimer-kun]

gimmie a minute jester, ive jut done kirbykillers and its a pain cumming up with questions

[latimer-kun]

alright bitch lets have an interview, prepare for an antagonising 30 questions

ah fuck,i'm in the middle of reading better days,why couldn't you have sent this when i didn't have something to do?

laty- put you dick back in your pants, im keeping these interviews alive

1) whats your favourite game/console?

in terms of the console itself,i'd say gamecube,mine has fallen on solid concrete 3 times,it's unbreakable.

laty- you can always count on nintendo

But in terms of games i'll go with my 360

laty- fair enough, the 360 does have a few nice games

2) whats your favourite tv program?

um.....well i guess the soup,then code geass,and then house.

But there are plenty of shows that i watch whenever they're on,malcom in the middle,aqua teen hunger force,reno 911,king of the hill,metalocalypse

laty- HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, you watch code geass?

3) what was the last movie you watched?

well i watched the last half of click the other day,the most depressing comedy ever

laty- the doesnt sound good, thats like dancing performing on some dead guys coffin

4) what was the funniest thing you did in school?

we were playing capture the flag,where you would have a flag attached to your waste,and if was pulled off you were out,i see this dick taking one of the goal flags and running for his side,so i chase after that bastard,anyway he's almost there so i make a jump at the flag and grab his shirt instead,and ripped the fucker off of him,he was like "dude...what the fuck?" and i was on the ground laughing my ass off.

laty- you ripped his shirt off? that shit isnt funny, cost me a tenner last time i did that

5) where are the laws of nature meaningless?

Plastic

laty- I SAID WHERE NOT WHAT

6) i hear there is going to be an uprising staged in wii together, who do you suspect of deception?

Dhl doesn't have the balls,matt has no motive,cartoon satan is a faggot....i guess yukinari or gmb

laty- it must be the general, DRILL THROUGH HIS KNEECAPS

7) what music do you listen?

avenged sevenfold,system of a down,pinkly smooth.

laty- not bad i guess

8) the freakiest thing youve ever seen or heard in the town center?

American cites don't have town centers,faggot.

laty- oh yea you have your faggot malls where you and the guy meet up to give each other reach arounds and happy finishes

9) what are those freaky ass sandwhiches you always make?

What the fuck are you talking about?

laty- a while back you posteda picture of the most unhealthy sandwhich ive ever seen

10) whats the best fast food chain?

hardees

laty- what the fuck do they sell

11) what weapons and shit would you bring to a battle or a zombie or invasion?

Varia suit.

laty- why would you need heat protection?

12) what was the last item you bought?

i bought three gifts last sunday,Death magnetic,season one of shin chan,and a nirvana live album.

laty- SHIN CHAN HAD SEASONS?

13) look to the closest game console you can find, open the disk tray, whats in there?

I'm not going upstairs,but i guess it would be gta4 in my 360,since i'd have to kneel down to reach my other consoles.

laty- lazy ass faggot

14) what other places do you visit on the internet?

newgrounds,4chan,myspace.

laty- pfffftttt

15) how would you response to seeing a duck moonwalking?

´CAUSE THIS IS THRILLER, THRILLER NIGHT
AND NO ONE´S GONNA SAVE YOU FROM THE
BEAST ABOUT TO STRIKE
YOU KNOW IT´S THRILLER, THRILLER NIGHT
YOU´RE FIGHTING FOR YOUR LIFE INSIDE A KILLER
THRILLER TONIGHT

laty- quite thrilling

16) i saw a dbz boxset in town today, but the motherfucking cashier says he cant sell it cause its american, i have a region 1 dvd player, how much of a cunt is he?

I don't care,he probably wanted it for himself a made up an excuse

laty- fucking unrespecting americans

17) penguin with beer can trapped on head, tragic or hilarious?

Improbable

laty- well your no fun

18) so how pissed off are you that your countrys being run by a n*gger?

i'm more pissed off that it's run by zionist jews

laty- well expect more special deals on chicken

19) is it true putting mentos in diet coke ends with an explosion?

it's got to be a freshly opened thing of coke though,tried popping a mento in an old bottle and it didn't do anything

laty- WE MUST EXPERIMENT, GO DOWN TO 7/11 AND GET THE STUFF

20) if i add 1/8 to 1/16 how stoned will i be?

3/16 stoned i guess

laty- correct maaaaaannn

21) do you have a favourite comedian? if so, who?

jimmy dore

laty- i trust hes amusing

22) why the fuck does superman not have a mask when all he does is take off his glasses and put on his jumpsuit?

Because people don't look at his face when he's superman,they look at his washboard abs.

laty-, gimmie a G gimmie an A gimmie a y, WHATS THAT SPELL MOTHERFUCKER?

23) remember in ocarina of time when the sand bitch nabooru promised you something if you helped her, what did she have in mind?

I thought she would betray me

laty- i was expecting cake

24) you think satans gonna ask you if its alright to push your stool in?

what a retarded question

laty- thats how i roll motherfucker, thats what you get for crack and blow

25) whats worse, having your crotch lit on fire or being kicked in the nuts to put the fire out?

who's the dumbass who thinks their foot can cure flames?

laty- motherfucker its been battle proven

26) are there any good animes left from the shitfest mealstrom worth watching?

<opinion>

laty- no wonder anims going bust with all these faggotry shows

27) what effect would the world have if a pirate mated with a ninja?

Peace

laty- fat chance thats happening

28) are you going to finish that?

buttsex

laty- pot call kettle black fabulous

29) who would you kill, me or amy rose?

i already want to kill amy rose.

laty- yall hating niggers >=(

30) what is the airspeed veloctity of a swallow?

Over 9000 miles per hour

laty- typical

there thats that done and dusted, heres your pay, now get the fuck out of my office

But you came into my office...

Laty- GET OUT OF HERE, I HAVE TO BURN ONE OFF

[Matt-Sama]

An african or european swallow?

[kirbykiller4]

Okay latimer here you go:

1.the sandwich i made was obviously bacon,a half a pack of bacon,and it was okay to eat that because i had just spent the last 10 hours building a massive farm fence in the hot Missouri heat.

2.hardees serves monster burgers,a 4 inch tall burger that taste amazing and doesn't have the liquefied texture of mcdonalds or burger king.

3.the varia suit can't withstand fires in metroid prime,but that may be because the fires of other planets burn hotter.

So on earth,i could lay in a fire and the zombies couldnt get to me,plus i'd have the infinite ammo plasma cannon from mp1

[Matt-Sama]

KK4 knows what hes doing, he's serious business.

[kirbykiller4]

I serious'd the fuck up ಠ_ಠ

[Matt-Sama]

You're so fucking b-b-b-bad! ಠ_ಠ

[latimer-kun]

still, i grow stronger with this new intelligence, i will absorb all knowledge and will sail through the universe and obtain more knowledge. muahahahahahaha HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

the game

[thebluejester]

Dec 24, 2008 13:33:01 GMT -5 latimer-kun said:

still, i grow stronger with this new intelligence, i will absorb all knowledge and will sail through the universe and obtain more knowledge. muahahahahahaha HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

the game

*eyebrow raise*

[latimer-kun]

dont worry your next on the list

[Dark Hamsterlord]

Feel free to interview me after you're done with Jester.

[kirbykiller4]

Dec 24, 2008 15:37:44 GMT -5 Dark Hamsterlord said:

Feel free to interview me after you're done with Jester.

We were talking about you in the christmas thread,don't you want to look? ಠ_ಠ

[Dark Hamsterlord]

Dec 24, 2008 11:34:28 GMT -5 Matt-Sama said:

AND IF ANY OF YOU MOTHER FUCKERS DONT CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS, FUCKING FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS.

I took his advice. I did read the thread, but I didn't bother to post.

[kirbykiller4]

Your matt's bitch.

[Matt-Sama]

Muahahahahaha, I am god of this puny earthling known as DHL.

[thebluejester]

Dec 26, 2008 12:40:32 GMT -5 Matt-Sama said:

Muahahahahaha, I am god of this puny earthling known as DHL.

If he is in charge of hamsters, do you also control hamsters?


If you do, you can do what DHL only dreamed of doing...
taking over the world with karate hamsters.

[Matt-Sama]

Karate ninja alien robot hamsters more like!

[kirbykiller4]

So i was thinking,how about we pick a game that all of us has played,and ask questions about your opinion of that game,like favorite/least favorite moment,favorite character,etc.

I say we start with either super smash brothers brawl of ocarina of time.

Matt gets to right out the questions since he made the thread.