Man these LIVE interviews are so much easier.
Here's the interview for bluejester.
[Matt-Sama!] How did you first come up upon WT?
[thebluejester] A link on Cafe Comic
[Matt-Sama!] Ah cool, what were you generally looking up there?
[thebluejester] Nothing really, I was enjoying Let's Brawl and wondered who the fuck were these guys?
[thebluejester] You were bad villians.
[Matt-Sama!] Hm, what was your first impression of WT and the members?
[thebluejester] Hey, these guys seem cool! No wait.. he's an ass, he's a fag- only a few people were cool, and you were one of em.
[Matt-Sama!] Well I actually hated you when you joined, I thought you was a cocky little cunt. But after a while I started to get past that and I thought you was funny. Do you felt like I took you under my wing and made you a spammer?
[thebluejester] A bit? I dunno. It was an odd time for me. I was having problems everywhere in life, but they're gone now. That was why I was a bit of an ass, but yeah you did take me under your wing.
[Matt-Sama!] I feel like an old chinese mentor. So onto the normal questions before things get crazy? Fave WT member?
[thebluejester] You or KK4. You guys are great, real funny.
[thebluejester] OH WAIT I CALLED HIM KK4
[thebluejester] I DID IT AGAIN
[Matt-Sama!] Who do you hate on WT or just generally disagree with alot?
[thebluejester] At first Bran-Man. But he's okay, so I guess only those damn noobs.
[Matt-Sama!] Do you think kirbykiller wants to fuck the guys from deathnote?
[thebluejester] They're guys!?!?!
[thebluejester] Oh and yes.
[Matt-Sama!] Thats what I thought, right, fave band/music genre?
[thebluejester] Manly Punk and old Rock. Queen is number one. They are the king of kings. ACDC is a close second.
[Matt-Sama!] Cool, atleast there's no emo stuff there, i'd skin you if I read "fallout boy"
[Matt-Sama!] Right, next question. Irate gamer or angry video game nerd!?
[thebluejester] The Spoony One
[Matt-Sama!] Spoony one?
[Matt-Sama!] Not really answering my question, but okay. I guess.
[Matt-Sama!] Next Question then, fave food and drink?
[thebluejester] Coke and Pizza. At one point I drunk booze alot, but that's over now.
[Matt-Sama!] Heh, teenage drinkers, too many of them in england. Grotty cunts. Yeah Pizza's awesome. Moving on, How did you get into video games?
[thebluejester] I was 4 and I played Pokemon Red. I am a casual gamer who digivolved.
[Matt-Sama!] 4? Pokemon red? So you're about 16 am I right? Cool. Fave gaming platform?
[thebluejester] I am 16. My favorite Gaming platform is SNES. I paid for it with my own money and loved so much. So many memories. I miss sidescrollers.
[Matt-Sama!] Thats weird, the snes? Was this recent cause judging by your age and the time you started to play video games the N64 was into its second year! I love the snes too.
[Matt-Sama!] Least fave console?
[thebluejester] I got the SNES first, way cheaper. Along the years I collected more consoles.
[thebluejester] Least Fave console is easily Neo Geo
[Matt-Sama!] How come? I loved the Neo Geo, so advanced for its time, expensive but such great fighters and ofcourse METAL SLUG. So why the hate?
[thebluejester] It was the first real GRAPHICS OVER GAMEPLAY console, and the only game I truly like was Metal Slug. Plus, something about it just pisses me off.
[Matt-Sama!] Fair enough, fave actor/actress?
[thebluejester] Actor: Harrison Ford Actress: Whoever is hot and rich.
[Matt-Sama!] Why Harrison Ford? He'd make a good president I suppose.
[thebluejester] Harrison has been in so many quality films and I really like him.
[Matt-Sama!] Right, so whats your fave Harrison Ford movie?
[thebluejester] Blade Runner or Indiana Jones (the first)
[Matt-Sama!] Blade runners awesome, I think that blonde bad guy is gay though, just generally a cock lover, I dont know why?
[thebluejester] Oh yeah, I hate him.
[Matt-Sama!] So would you consider yourself a hentai fan? Furry or whatever?
[thebluejester] NO. LORD NO
[Matt-Sama!] Thank god, you're the first on here apart from me. Most hated movie?
[thebluejester] No clue. I suppose Alone in the Dark, only because I saw it yesterday.
[Matt-Sama!] Ha, that bring me up to the next question, fave video game movie adaption?
[thebluejester] Uwe Boll's epic Bloodrayne. THEY ALL SUCK.
[Matt-Sama!] So you hate them all? Okay then. So when you're on a swing set or going down a hill in a car does it make your penis tingle?
[thebluejester] Yes, just like when I do your mom.
[Matt-Sama!] I knew that was cumming. I mean coming. So, ever get caught jerking off?
[thebluejester] No, I'm a ninja.
[thebluejester] Ninjajester
[Matt-Sama!] Would you ever use your ninja skills to put sonic out of his misery?
[thebluejester] No. I like seeing him in misery
[Matt-Sama!] Please atleast snap amy roses stupid fucking neck?
[thebluejester] No, first I must bang her with my ninja pimp skills
[thebluejester] ninjapimpjester
[Matt-Sama!] What do you expect latimer to look like if you ever met him?
[thebluejester] I wouldn't be able to tell, he'd be cosplaying as a girl.
[Matt-Sama!] Hm, out of all the years I've known him I have never seen that. Do you hate britain and the british?
[thebluejester] No, only the Great British. So cocky
[Matt-Sama!] No british people call it Great Britain. Can you define what being british is?
[thebluejester] Being from Britian. Fo sure
[Matt-Sama!] Hm, alright then, what provinces, countries make up britain? And also....ever done drugs?
[thebluejester] No clue and No...
(And I was just about to get to the good stupid questions, ah well he had to go)
I will do a part 2 on bluejester.
