latimer-kun
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Post by latimer-kun on Sept 8, 2007 14:20:11 GMT -5
goddam all you cock washs's for locking matts movie quote thread, that was great but where one fails one shall succeed. for those too stupid to realise matt was quoting from an awesome de niro movie "taxi driver" so let the quoting begin
"silent bob heres a fuckin techno genuis, he once made an fm radio using his moms vibrator and some chicken wire and shit, the guys like mugyver no hes better than mugyver"
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Cartoon Satan
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Post by Cartoon Satan on Sept 8, 2007 16:29:42 GMT -5
(people): "Harumph" "harumph" "harumph"(Mayor): "hey I didn't get a Harumph out of you"(person): "uh harumph"(Mayor): "you better watch your ass"
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Post by Matt-Sama on Sept 8, 2007 18:02:27 GMT -5
Everyone on this site have lost there dicks and have a lack of sense of humor, this topic will get locked in no time. And maybe due to the fact that its MacGyver.
Here's my quote... "Wolves suck fuck and are for little fairy flower children"
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Nihongo
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Post by Nihongo on Sept 8, 2007 22:46:27 GMT -5
Everyone on this site have lost there dicks and have a lack of sense of humor, this topic will get locked in no time. And maybe due to the fact that its MacGyver. Here's my quote... "Wolves suck fuck and are for little fairy flower children" Uhhh...no. Cuz now this thread actually makes sense. I told you to change the title to match what the thread's about, but you didn't...so I locked it. Not becuase I hate Taxi Driver or have a lack of humour. Get over yourself |
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latimer-kun
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Post by latimer-kun on Sept 9, 2007 3:59:15 GMT -5
hey shteve tell me something about me
"You masturbate more than anybody else on the planet"
Shit, everyone knows that. Tell me something nobody knows.
"when you do it you think about guys"
*looks to matt* dude not all the time
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Next-Gen.
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Post by Next-Gen. on Sept 9, 2007 5:56:26 GMT -5
...eh, why not.
"Mom, You just took a huge deposit from the world's largest Crap Factory"
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Post by Matt-Sama on Sept 9, 2007 7:20:40 GMT -5
Everyone on this site have lost there dicks and have a lack of sense of humor, this topic will get locked in no time. And maybe due to the fact that its MacGyver. Here's my quote... "Wolves suck fuck and are for little fairy flower children" Uhhh...no. Cuz now this thread actually makes sense. I told you to change the title to match what the thread's about, but you didn't...so I locked it. Not becuase I hate Taxi Driver or have a lack of humour. Get over yourself Ahhhh, but captain cock, I was sayting them all to you, it was a thread with a convo to you, i just used over peoples words. SO HA, it was still under the context of "HEY NIHONGO" 'cause i was only saying them to you. Get over yourself, jew. "Get this through your head you Jew motherfucker, you. You only exist out here because of me. That's the only reason. Without me, you, personally, every fuckin' wise guy skell around'll take a piece of your fuckin' Jew ass. Then where you gonna go? You're fuckin' warned. Don't ever go over my fuckin' head again. You motherfucker, you." " I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning ill get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your fuckin' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your fuckin' head open again. 'Cause I'm fuckin' stupid. I don't give a fuck about jail. That's my business. That's what I do." Figure out what those quotes are from (same movie)and i'll you give you an e-handjob. |
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Yukinari
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Post by Yukinari on Sept 11, 2007 8:43:05 GMT -5
From the hilarious Good Burger Movie..
"Welcome To Good Burger, Home Of The Good Burger, May I Take Your Order..yea.."
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Post by Matt-Sama on Sept 11, 2007 16:19:48 GMT -5
Wasn't those just shorts on nick like 7 years ago?
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Next-Gen.
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Post by Next-Gen. on Sept 11, 2007 16:21:39 GMT -5
There was eventually a movie.
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Post by Yukinari on Sept 11, 2007 16:40:09 GMT -5
Wasn't those just shorts on nick like 7 years ago? He who does not know thy movie, shall be cursed for not knowing it's hilarity.. |
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Post by Matt-Sama on Sept 11, 2007 17:16:53 GMT -5
Well, I generally hate black american humor such as kenan and kel and sister sister, all shit. Fresh prince did pwn though.
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Post by thebluejester on Sept 11, 2007 18:33:35 GMT -5
"BUTTSCRATCHA! GET YOUR BUTTSCRACHA HERE!"
Also...
"Why you little!"
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Post by Matt-Sama on Sept 12, 2007 9:42:43 GMT -5
I win for quotes.
The Colonel: It's a soldier's duty. You wouldn't understand.
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Kei: Amoebas don't build houses and bridges, they only eat.
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Kei: Amoebas don't make motorcycles and atomic bombs!
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Tetsuo: Let's run away somewhere.
Kaori: Where would we go?
Tetsuo: Anywhere. Just the farther the better.
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Kaneda: This has GOT to be a trap.
Kei: Then go back.
Kaneda: No. I just have to find how MUCH of it is a trap.
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Yamagata: Heeey! Don't you know that stuff'll stunt your growth!
Bartender: Hey, why don't you beat it, punk! You'll scare the customers!
Yamagata: Then I wont tell him what's in it, huh?
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Tetsuo: [shouting] I'm not Akira!
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Tetsuo: I... am Tetsuo.
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Takashi: It was too difficult for Tetsuo... of course, too difficult for us. And for Akira
Masaru: We just didn't have the power.
Kiyoko: But someday we will be...
Masaru: Because we have already begun.
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Kiyoko: The future is not a straight line. There are many different pathways. We must try to decide that future for ourselves.
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The Colonel: It is not a soldier's duty to make policy. I follow my orders.
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Tetsuo: Heh, heh... what's happened to me? I must be dreaming. I feel like I can take out the world.
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Yamagata: You got a bad attitude, pops. Lighten up before your arteries harden.
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Kaneda: He's not your friend, he's ours! If somebody's gonna kill him, it should be us!
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Policeman: I'm not that much older than you, so don't call me pops or you'll find yoursef polishin' my boots with your tongue!
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Kaneda: Tetsuuuo!
Tetsuo: Kanedaaa!
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Tetsuo: Twin ceramic rotor drives on each wheel! And these look like computer controlled anti-lock brakes! Wow, 200 horses at 12,000 rpm!
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Tetsuo: What did you people do to my head?
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Colonel: Will you return with us?
Tetsuo: LIKE HELL!
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Colonel Shikishima: Look at what they abandoned in their panic, they were afraid! They were too scared, so they hid it away from the public. They forgot all shame and honor, cast off the civilization and science we had created, and shut the lid of the Pandora's Box they themselves had opened.
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Kaneda: Now you're king of the mountain, but it's all garbage!
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Tetsuo: There's no use in hiding.
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Tetsuo: [after killing a clown] How'd ya like that?
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Yamagata: Huh? Where is Kaneda? Answer me!
Tetsuo: He's probably dead.
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Tetsuo: A fish out of water dies, huh.
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Kaneda: What's wrong? Have some trouble?
Tetsuo: Yeah. But I already took care of it. And you're too late, you missed the show.
Kaneda: Tetsuo, you had me worried again. I figured you'd be standing here sobbing like a little baby.
Tetsuo: Kaneda, you've always been a pain in the ass, y'know. You've been telling me what to do since we were kids. You always treat me like a kid. You always show up and start bossing me around, and don't you deny it!
Kaneda: And now you're a boss, too... of this pile of rubble.
Tetsuo: KANEDA!
Kaneda: That's Mr. Kaneda to you, punk!
Tetsuo: DIE!
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Kaneda: [Tetsuo is brutally beating a member of the Clown gang] You're gonna kill him, Tetsuo. You want that?
Tetsuo: I want him more than dead, I'll split his freaking head open!
Kaneda: Just knock it off now! This all happened because you took my bike for a spin. Enough already.
Tetsuo: Shut up! Don't order me around!
Kaneda: We were just worried.
Tetsuo: Why do you always have to try and save me? I could handle it on my own. Yeah, I admit I've gotten beaten before, but I won't always be on the receiving end, you hear that? You understand?
Kaori: Tetsuo, I...
Tetsuo: [crying] Shut up... go away!
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Tetsuo: Kaneda? What are you doing in here?
Kaneda: Tetsuo! Are you okay? I'm here for the rescue! Hurry up! What are you? Stupid? If we don't get outta here, those...
[several army soldiers enter the room]
Soldier: There he is! Capture him!
Tetsuo: You keep away!
[Tetsuo uses his telekinetic powers to forcibly blast the soldiers away by lifting the floor, which also throws Kaneda hurtfully]
Kei: Kaneda!
Tetsuo: Oh, that's right! I forgot you were there. There, do you see, Kaneda? I won't be needing you to come to the rescue me ever again, okay? From now on, I'll be in charge of the heroics. So, if you need any saving, just ask, Kanny.
Kaneda: Damn it, Tetsuo! Who the hell do you think you're talking to, ya moron?
Tetsuo: Hah! You don't like what you're hearing, do ya? Makes you angry? So what are you gonna do now? Well, Kaneda? WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW?
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Kai: Something seemed strange the second I saw his face. It's odd. He was wearing what looked like a white hospital gown. He acted like a different person. Yamagata asked him if he was really Tetsuo or if he was someone else.
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Kai: What're you gonna do?
Kaneda: I'm gonna send Yamagata his wheels.
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Kaneda: [when he claims to Ryu he knows who the new subject is] Come on... don't they say the only foolish questions are unasked ones?
[Ryu walks up to him with a mischievous look on his face]
Kaneda: They don't?
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Kaneda: [the light that remains from the explosion of Neo-Tokyo falls into Kaneda's hands] Tetsuo...
Kei: Kaneda, what is it?
Kaneda: Thank You.
Kei: Huh?
Kaneda: You called for me, didn't you? And I heard you.
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Yamagata: What the hell are you talking about; you look like a damn crack head?
Yamagata: Talk sense, what happened here; did you notice that the owner's dead?
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The Colonel: Enough! Open up your eyes and look at the big picture; You're all puppets of corrupt politicians and capitalists. Don't you understand, it's utterly pointless to fight each other.
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Next-Gen.
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Post by Next-Gen. on Sept 12, 2007 14:58:20 GMT -5
You have way too much spare time.
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Post by Matt-Sama on Sept 12, 2007 16:29:58 GMT -5
Imdb had it, I copied it  |
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Post by thebluejester on Sept 13, 2007 9:54:24 GMT -5
Vegata-OVER 90000!
Banna-PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
Darth Vader-The force is (kinda) strong with this one.
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Post by Matt-Sama on Sept 13, 2007 10:46:08 GMT -5
Nappa was the one that said ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!!!
Not Vegeta.
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Next-Gen.
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Post by Next-Gen. on Sept 14, 2007 7:35:19 GMT -5
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Post by Matt-Sama on Sept 14, 2007 10:12:41 GMT -5
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