The Wii Together Kingdom

[Cartoon Satan]

lordofdarkness said:

yay im a chef (time to poisin the dark wizard muhahahahahaha) i mean uhhh hey look a bird!

Poisoning eh? well thats not right, your losing the wrong poison here use this one it's untraccable.

[Matt-Sama]

2 eggs aye? Best be dodo eggs!

[latimer-kun]

i'll have a dragon ass steak, a pint of cider, some chicken and a joint, thank you

[Next-Gen.]

I just take anything with black coffe.

[Matt-Sama]

For lunch I'd like to eat yo' momma's pussy, some steak, chips, 2 pints of jack daniels and some rabbit stew.

[I<3Cafecomicforums]

i only make teh food for the kind >_>

heres your food ^_^, i took the liberty of giving you darkhamsterlords mamas pussy ^_^

(random name)

[Matt-Sama]

Nice, it's delicious, keep up the good work and you could get fed yourself

[I<3Cafecomicforums]

or move up in the ranks

[Matt-Sama]

Maybe, but there's alot of work for you todo. Soon, maybe if any low class people become a bit more active, or if anyone gets de-ranked they will be you're assistant cook, ok?

[glow=red,2,300]1000th FUCKING POST[/glow]

[I<3Cafecomicforums]

ok ^_^

ang gratz on your 1000 fucking post

[latimer-kun]

oh fine i'll just eat this here rubber boot *takes a bite* now that youve got your food dickwad...i mean "king" what should we do today, conquer a country, go on a mystical quest, make a shit movie?

[Cartoon Satan]

So is the King dead yet? *glances at Matt* I mean is everyone enjoying there meal I helped Lordofdarkness with?.

[Matt-Sama]

Oh cartoon satan, nothing can destroy a king. Except another king *glances around*

[kirbykiller4]

being an executioner is hard work,i think i need an assistent to torture and kill the kirbies while i take care of anybody who talks about killing the king <_< >_>.

dammit,the kirbies are eating through there cages,DIE YA PINK BASTARDS.whew,well i killed em all,maybe i can give our head chef all this dead kirby meat to cook us up a feast.well its settled then,take these kirby bodies lordofdarkness and start cookin.

[Cartoon Satan]

Poor kirbies *sets kirbies free* yay! ;D, now the only thing we have left to kill are Pokemon, regular animals, and Matt.

[kirbykiller4]

satan said:

Poor kirbies *sets kirbies free* yay! ;D

........YOU FOOL!you will pay for this by being demoted to my assistant,now go round up the kirbies or you'll be executed and reborn....then executed again,then be reborn as a peasent who smells like fish.

mwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

[Cartoon Satan]

You can't give me orders i'm Satan, being that I shall torment you by rounding up all the Kirbies and making them your new assistant exacutioners. They will help you and you will be nice to them if you don't you will be in trouble.

[Matt-Sama]

Kiby Killer, when you're done, kill satan, or try.

[kirbykiller4]

link50000 said:

Kirby Killer, when you're done, kill Satan, or try.

haha,thank you king,now i will kill Satan with the master sword that i took from link while he was in the shower,and he will be reborn as Nicole Richie's baby,a fate worse then death.

mwahahahahahahahahahahaha

oh,and i was thinking,maybe chickopie should be my assistant since shes just a cleric (the right term for a female healer),and everybody here says there invincible,so she'd be doing nothing all the time.of course shes never here anymore though.
oh and matt,i want my title to be lord high executioner instead of just torture executioner guy.

[Matt-Sama]

Ok, I'll change it right away, lord high executioner!

Done.

Also, this should be made one of them sticky topics at the top of the page....whatever they're called.