The Wii Together Kingdom

[Matt-Sama]

Hey, you guys wanna play tether ball?

[Next-Gen.]

Dude, I'd PWN you at tether ball.

[Matt-Sama]

Lets try it then, I can beat napoleon dynamite. >=D

[Nihongo]

*Large hoards of solidiers approach on the horizion* *They head toward the castle of WT* The soldiers make their way to the throne room were Matt is. They surround him with swords drawn. The leader walks right up to Matt, looks him in the face and says
"Where's the bathroom?" Matt replies "Umm...over there." The soldiers quickly pile into the bathroom where the sound of rushing water can be heard. "Whew that was close" Matt says.

Suddenly a branch breaks through the window of his palace. Soon the whole east wall collapses as a large tree walks into the castle. "NIHONGO?!" Matt screams. "Yes it is I. You are probably wondering why I'm here." Nihongo replies. "Uh, no. Actually I'm wondering how the hell you can walk." Matt says. "That isn't important, what is..." Nihongo starts. "And why didn't you use the door?" Matt interupts. "Because I'm too big, now back to this kingdom..." Nihongo starts again. "And why...?" Matt tries to ask. "ENOUGH!! This kingdom is falling into a plague of spam and irrelevant posts! I as the MOD must destroy this kingdom." Nihongo yells.

"This is Madness!" Matt screams. "NO! THIS...IS...WII TOGETHER!" Nihongo retorts. Nihongo then proceeds to open a portal to hell where tiny insidious demons who look like hamsters crawl out from. "These are the Dark Lord's Hamsters and they shall put an end to this pathetic kingdom. So says the ancient prophet Nate!" Nihongo says. The demons begin to spread out over all the kingdom as tree roots and sprouts pop up throught the ground. On the horizion, a vast army of antromorphic furries appear. With weapons in hand they begin to invade the Kingdom of WT. "Now the prophecy of Nate can be fullfilled in the name of Albert the almighty, we the Mods shall destroy this evil kingdom that has turned away from Albert!" Nihongo yells. The sky opens up and from the great heavens a mystical object drops into the hands of Nicko9y. "Behold the Holy Hand Grenade of Blam!" Nihongo shouts. All hell breaks loose in the Kingdom and then....
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The next page is missing...the story is incomplete. Finish it yourselves.

[Matt-Sama]

Then Matt-Sama wakes up, realises its all a dream.

[Cartoon Satan]

link50000 said:

Then Matt-Sama wakes up, realises its all a dream.

Nope Nihongo rebuilds WiiTogether kingdom and everyones parties down at the festival, and there you stay in hell being tormented by demons and me occasionaly where you will not harm our kingdom ever again. And now the next chapter "A new beggining".

[Matt-Sama]

Matt kicks satan in the cock and blasts back up to the surface of earth and puts a wave of bullets into Nihongos head, leaving him dead on the floor.
Matt then uses the time machine from back to the future to go back and make it how it was before Nihongo did his gay little story and fucked everything up.

[Nihongo]

Well whatever I was kinda bored so I made a stroy Matt, and now I'm experimenting with making a game for it...
I'm using RPG maker XP cuz I just recently got it, and I wanted to try it out, but I couldn't think of anything to make a game about. So I started making it about WT. lol

[Matt-Sama]

Lol, rpg maker is epic, I had it on my old pc.

[latimer-kun]

i better get a part in it, and a later part in the game where i die protecting the king and then make an important long speech, then before i die i let out a massive fart

[Matt-Sama]

YOU FART AND SHIT YOURSELF WHEN YOU DIE ANYWAYS

Caps rule.

[Next-Gen.]

YOU ALL FAIL!!

Now Shut Up and give me a sec.

[Matt-Sama]

Ok then next-gen....

[Next-Gen.]

As the screams of terror could be heard from the street, Slashes could be seen like whip's of air slicing into the throne room. "Next-Gen.!?!? I FUCKING BANISHED YOU!!?" The king yells in turmoil. "Yeah, well it gonna stop your ass for no apparent reason what so fucking ever." "...ok. KILL HIM!!" Yells Nihongo. As a rush of demonic hamster's come rushing at The shadow protector, keeper of the night and dead, so could there battered head's flying off one by one. The dark sword ripping through air and sucking them into the darkness. "Kill All You Want! There An ETERNAL ARMY!!"

"OH HELL NO!!!" Yell a scream from the portal. "Cartoon Satan?" Say's Matt. "I SO never gave you any fucking permission to open This DarkHamsterLord!!" "Uh, Nihongo Made Me Do IT!!" Yelled DHL. "oh really? FUCK YOU NIHONGO!! THOSE ARE FREAKING HARD TO MAKE!!" Suddenly an earthquake Rip's the floor open as a black wing open zip's through it as the portal closes. "ahh fu-" 'SLASH' could be heard as Nihongo was ripped in 2. "...uh, thanks, Sepiroth, right?" "correct. Now if you'll excuse me." Sepiroth ask as he flies off into the sky. "Where the hell did he go?" "probably off to kill all the mod's. It's how he died" Next-Gen states.

Suddenly, The Sky Slit's Open. as the great creator of Holy Together could be seen descending. "FOOOOLS!! I WILL HAVE YOUR Wii'S!!!!! (and porn)." Albert states descending into the castle. 50 Feet Tall With Humongous Muscles "what'd we ever do to you?" next-gen ask. "YOU KILLED MY MODS!!" "so?" "THEY WERE CHEAP!!" "you could get paid being a mod?" "HOW THE HELL ELSE DO YOU THINK IDIOT'S AND ASSES BECOME MODS!!" "well that explains allot." "NOW BY MY HAND, ALL OF WII TOGETHER SHALL END!!"

"Not, So Fast!" Matt yells in blind rage. "you'll have to get through, MEEEEE!!!!!" Matt yells in a booming voice that breaks the sound barrier, as he Rip's off his shirt and White Lighting strikes his chest. He grows 50 feet tall with Humongous Muscles Too. "IMPOSSIBLE!! YOUR A GOD!?!?" "yeeeeah, that's probably my fault"

"I, Am, SPAM GOOOOOOD!!"

"The The Two Begin To Clash In A Climactic UNIVERSAL Battle! They Begin To Throw Lightning, Powerball's, Wii Motes And PS3's (can't find a better use anyway) At Each other. One Energyball breaking loose and sent hurdling towards the castle. "I got the McDonald's. Who order the-" Yukinari paused as The Flying Energy Headed Straight For Him! "Nani-" Was The Last Word's Heard As It Engulfs His Entire Body! "HEY!! You could've killed him After We got the food" Next-Gen yells.

The Sky Split's Open For The 3rd Time As The Sea's Ravage And Destroy Million's Of Town's. Tornado's Brewing! Earthquakes Killing! The Guy In Bathroom DIES In His Own Filth! IT'S BLOODY FUCKING CARNAGE AS THE PLANET SPLIT'S IN HALF!!Million's Of Lives Lost, The Battle Rage's On! Until Matt Breaks Out His Ultimate ATTACK!! "AHHHHH!!" 'CRAAAAAAAACK!!' "OOOHHHH!! MY DRAGONBALL'S!!!" As Albert Doubles Over In Pain, Matt Grabs Him By The Throat And Unleashes His Final ATTACK!! "NOW THIS END'S!! SPAM BOMB" ALBERT'S HEAD RAGE'S LEFT AND RIGHT AS HIS BODY IMPLODES!!!! YANKING IN MILLION'S OF SOLAR SYSTEM'S!!!

And so it end's, as Matt descends to the castle, battered and bruised. "So, you killed the creator of Wii Together, Yukinari, Nihongo and possibly all the Mod's. Destroyed the planet, killed million's of lives and ended civilization as we know it. What next?"

"...Wanna grab a slushy?"

"...Sure"

[Cartoon Satan]

Hey wait a moment alot of us better be alive and everyone knows Albert can't die. Now Matt your in hell get back down there, now lets do the smart thing and give the crown to the next person who comes by..... besides Matt or we could vote.

[Matt-Sama]

I couldnt be bothered to read all that. >=(

[Next-Gen.]

You become god at the end.

[Matt-Sama]

Dude its like akira.

[thebluejester]

As all are engulfed in flame a man in a big chief hat runs over to the blue jester. It's LOD, obvoisly. "Look!" he screams. The jester looks and sees something worse then satan. AFROMAN. The Jester runs over to Gen Bison who is commanding the army's. The Jester points. Bison turns. Bison shits in himself as he is blown to bits by that jerk. "BACKUP PLEASE!" The Keroro platoon shows up. Mario Link and Samus jump off Fox's ship. The battle is near the end. Then two gods start battling. "Oh Shit" jester mutters as Myiamoto punches Albert. He turns and sees Next-Gen and DHL placing bets. "Weird Shit." TBJ stabs all he can in the back. Sony Fanboys and all drop. We win. The Blue Jester shakes his head and repeats "Weird Shit" as latiemer-kun throws Matt-Sama over a cliff. The new king? Link5000. Or me. Vote me?

[Matt-Sama]

And Matt-Sama ate everyone and watched oliver and company.