The Wii Together Kingdom

[Nihongo]

If WT was a kingdom I'd be the tree in front of the Palace! ;D

It should be fun to see what everyone thinks they are, too.

Here is the main list made by Matt-Sama:

People of the land.

God, almighty one above: Albert.
Satan, demon one of evil and bastardness: Cartoon Satan

King, ruler of the land: Matt-Sama, me.
Queen, the kings bitch, and is also a tree: Nihongo

General of the kings army's, 3rd in control: General M Bison.
Lord of wealth and the summoner: DarkHamsterLord
The battle lord, keeper of the peace: Latimer-Kun

Head Knight, my most trusted soldier (wolf commando): Bran-Man
Senior Knight: Nate
Knight: Nicko9y
Knight: Agent71
Knight and spy: Cornbin
Squire, near knight: Odyssic
Squire: R3dPhoenix
Squire: LordGanon

Torcher expert, executioner: KirbyKiller4
Divine healer woman: Chickopie
Jester, the harlequin: TheBlueJester
High Lord: SBB™
Lord: RedGlare


Messenger Boy, rogue: Yukinari
The shadow protector, keeper of the night and dead: Next-gen
Dragon: DarkDragonVX
Old priest, wise man: Master-fu
Kings Counselor: Giraffes lick people

Peasents and workers of the land: People with post count +15
Lepers, useless thieves and savages: People with post count low 1-14.
The ones sentenced to death: People with a post count of 0.


Ofcourse, you can work your way up, in this kingdom.

(I shall edit when it is felt necessary)

[Matt-Sama]

I'd be king, anyone, anyone that fucks with me. Off with there heads, out with there gizards.

[Nihongo]

link50000 said:

I'd be king, anyone, anyone that fucks with me. Off with there heads, out with there gizards.

I kinda thought you would be a annoying gnome that lives only to slap people in the face and insult them, though....

[Matt-Sama]

HAHAHAHA.
Fuck you, I'd imagine you as a busty yet ugly street girl, begging for your snootch to be pounded for a few silvers.
Jew.

[Dark Hamsterlord]

I'd probably be a creepy little advisor to the throne, who ends up poisoning the king, and usurping the throne, become the ultimate dark ruler of doom, commanding a vicious army of demonic hamsters!

[latimer-kun]

id be the merlin like magician on crack, harassing all those young defencless and pink (XP). id have a wild forest party and tell all my cracky tales "there was a prophecy where those in leather would be chosen to lead the kebab skwears to war with the evil badgers of miscuient"

[Next-Gen.]

I'd be the trsuted yet silent dark soldier of the queen. Bearing a blade of my soul, I vow to protect the kingdom with my life at no cost.

Sure, I don't get the recognition I deserve, but as long as I have something to defend, it doesn't matter.

[GeneralMBison (GMB)]

I would be the dictator general who would order the WT kingdom soldiers to destroy any empire that threatens to take down the WT kingdom.

[Matt-Sama]

As I said, as a king, I'd rule you all
GMB would be my right hand man.

[Matt-Sama]

God of all creation: Albert

King: Me, Matt-Sama
Queen: Nihongo (also a tree)

General of armies: GMB
Lord/Summoner: DHL
Avitar/battle lord: Latimer

Knight/Head knight: Bran-man
Knight: Nate


Satan: Cartoon satan

Messenger boy: Yukinari

Peasents: Everyone with above 10 post count.
Beggers/lepers; Anyone with 0-10 posts.

The shadow protector, keeper of night: Next-gen.
If I missed any half decent regulars, just say.

[Next-Gen.]

Well, maybe I'll behead the king if I feel like it.

[Matt-Sama]

Why you comlaining, I made you the devil!

[Next-Gen.]

I'm Not The Freaking Devil!

I'm Darkness, nothing more. The shadow protector.

[Matt-Sama]

There, edited. Happy?

[Bran-Man]

I'm sorry but what exactly would make Matt-Sama king other than the fact that he doesn't stfu. XD

[Next-Gen.]

Yeah. Nice.

[Matt-Sama]

I can stfu, I choose not to.
Hey next-gen, I finally just read the forum rules, after ebing here over a year, aha.

[Next-Gen.]

Ok, now you probably have more respect from me.

[Matt-Sama]

Coolo!
I'm working my way up the ladder to admin!

[Alb]

link50000 said:

Why you comlaining, I made you the devil!

How dare you?

Cartoon Satan's crying.