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Post by kirbykiller4 on Sept 28, 2009 12:46:43 GMT -5
Coatsey wants to be the siren,jesus I thought you two already discussed this.
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Post by Matt-Sama on Sept 28, 2009 12:56:36 GMT -5
Is that the women, the spellcaster type..
Oh yeah it is, well then its settled.
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Post by kirbykiller4 on Sept 28, 2009 13:32:49 GMT -5
Yeah it works out beautifully,I want to be the sniper,you want to be the soldier,and coatsey wants to be the siren.
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Post by Matt-Sama on Sept 28, 2009 18:39:01 GMT -5
AND NOBODY WANTS TO BE THE TANK LOLOLOL
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Post by kirbykiller4 on Sept 28, 2009 18:54:05 GMT -5
Yeah basically.
The siren can amplify the abilities of her weapons,go through fucking enemies,and buff critical rate percentages
The sniper can shoot through shields and shoot two bullets at once like fucking nero
thesoldier can deploy sentries and heal teammates
What can brick do?punch stuff,and get skills that make him punch stuff harder.
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Post by Matt-Sama on Sept 28, 2009 18:56:51 GMT -5
Yeah man, pretty gay, its basically just sending in the heavy weapons guy with no mini gun or shotgun.
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Post by kirbykiller4 on Sept 28, 2009 18:57:29 GMT -5
wait....are miniguns in borderlands?
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Post by kirbykiller4 on Sept 28, 2009 18:59:38 GMT -5
if he doesn't have some skill that buffs teammates defense and/or make them invulnerable then freaking why bother.
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Post by Matt-Sama on Sept 29, 2009 7:55:58 GMT -5
I think there is.
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Post by kirbykiller4 on Sept 29, 2009 14:11:02 GMT -5
Fucking sweeeeeeet
Minigun sniper rifle,DO IT FAGGOTS
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Post by Matt-Sama on Oct 4, 2009 10:17:27 GMT -5
Its gonna be sweet.
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Post by kirbykiller4 on Oct 6, 2009 1:45:01 GMT -5
IT IS ALMOST AS THOUGH SOMEONE TOOK ALL MY FEARS AND EVEN ALL OF MY DREAMS AND PLACED THEM IN A GAME FOR ME TO EXPERIENCE FROM THE SAFETY OF MY OWN DEN.
PERHAPS IN ANOTHER LIFETIME, I COULD HAVE IMAGINED SUCH A WONDERFUL GAME, ALAS THIS IS THE ONLY LIFE I KNOW AND I FAILED TO FORESEE THE WONDER THAT IS BORDERLANDS.
IMAGINE THAT YOU ARE WALKING ALONG AN EMPTY ROAD. YOUR MOUTH IS DRY AND YOU ARE DESPERATE FOR A COMFORTING TASTE OF MILK. EVEN A DROP OF LUKEWARM WATER WOULD BE A WELCOME RELEASE FROM THE AGONY OF THIRST THAT CONSUMES YOU. YOU HAVE BEEN WALKING FOR WHAT SEEMS LIKE DAYS AND ALL THAT CAN BE DONE TO SAVE YOU IS IF SOME DEUS EX MACHINA WOULD COME AND RESCUE YOU WITH A DRINK FROM ITS CANTINE. A BRILLIANT WHITE LIGHT SHOWS IN THE SKY AND A MAN IN SILVER GARB REVEALS HIMSELF. HE HOLDS OUT TWO HANDS AND SAYS YOU MAY CHOOSE AN ITEM FROM ONE OF HIS HANDS. IN ONE HAND IS A GLASS. CONDENSATION FORMS INTO A DROP, LEAVING A LIGHT TRAIL BEHIND IT AS IT GOBBLES UP SMALLER BITS OF LIQUID WHILE IT SLIPS TOWARDS THE BOTTOM OF THE GLASS. IT IS FILLED THE THE SWEETEST SMELLING LIQUID YOU HAVE EVER SMELLED. IT LOOKS DIVINE AND UP UNTIL NOW YOU WOULD HAVE GIVEN ANYTHING FOR IT. YOU, HOWEVER CHOOSE THE ITEM IN THE OTHER HAND. INSTEAD OF LIFE-GIVING LIQUID, YOU CHOOSE THE MORE THAN 15 MILLION GUNS AND UNLIMITED POSSIBILITIES THAT EMBODY BORDERLANDS, THE NEW TITLE FROM GEARBOX SOFTWARE AVAILABLE IN STORES NATIONWIDE THIS OCTOBER.
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IMAGINE IF YOU WILL A WOMAN COMES BEFORE YOU AND OFFERS HERSELF TO YOU. YOU LONG TO TOUCH HER SUPPLE BODY. HER CURVES CALL OUT TO YOU. SHE BEGS YOU TO TAKE HER BUT YOU CANNOT. YOU MUST CONTINUE TO EXPLORE THE OPEN ENVIRONMENTS AND CO-OPERATIVE WONDER THAT IS BORDERLANDS, DISTRIBUTED BY 2K ENTERTAINMENT, PUBLISHER OF GAME OF THE YEAR, BIOSHOCK.
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ONE AFTERNOON YOU ARE WALKING DOWN THE STREET TO VISIT AN OLD FRIEND.
YOU SEE AN ELDERLY MAN WHO IS STRUGGLING TO CROSS THE STREET BUT YOU PAY HIM NO MIND. HE HAS A CANE, WHICH HE USES TO KEEP HIM SELF UP, BUT THIS DAY THE ROAD IS SLIPPERY. AS YOU SCURRY PAST, YOU SEE FROM THE CORNER OF YOUR EYE AS THE MAN SLIPS AND FALLS. HE LETS OUT A HURRIED GASP AS HIS BODY COLLAPSES ON ITSELF. HE GROANS AGAIN IN PAIN AS HIS LIMBS SETTLE ON THE ROAD.
YOU APPROACH HIM. YOUR FEET FEEL HEAVY WITH THE GUILT OF HAVING BROUGHT THIS ABOUT. YOU COULD HAVE HELPED HIM ACROSS THE STREET BUT INSTEAD HE IS HERE, PAINED, LYING ON THE ASPHALT.
QUIETLY YOU RUSH TO HIS SIDE. HE LOOKS UP WITH YOU AND WITH TROUBLED EYES WHISPERS HIS LAST WORDS, "RPG ELEMENTS MIX WITH POST-APOCALYPTIC ADVENTURE IN BORDERLANDS, COMING THIS FALL."
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ALL OTHER GAMES COWER IN FEAR OF BORDERLANDS.
BORDERLANDS IN THE ANGRY HISPANIC KID WHO CARVES THINGS INTO THE DESK BECAUSE HIS DAD VERBALLY ABUSES HIM BUT RARELY DOES ANYTHING MORE BECAUSE HE'S RATHER OVERWEIGHT AND ATTEMPTING TO HIT HIS YOUNG SON WOULD EXHAUST HIM GREATLY, WHICH CAUSES THE YOUNG BOY'S FEELINGS OF INADEQUACY TO BE AMPLIFIED AND THE ONLY RELEASE COULD BE A GIFT UNDER THE CHRISTMAS TREE THIS HOLIDAY SEASON OF CUSTOMIZING GUNS AND LEVELING UP WITH FRIENDS AND LOVED ONES ON XBOX LIVE. THE TRUE MEANING OF THE HOLIDAYS IS GAEMS!!!!!1!
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Post by kirbykiller4 on Oct 12, 2009 21:25:20 GMT -5
From OXM:
PROS:
* Gun generator really is as fun as they said it would be
* Combat is fast and solid
* Game world is huge, even once through takes a very long time
* Diablo-style loot and level progression works great
CONS:
* Save system works like Diablo (save on exit, then when you start back up you're at the nearest safe zone and enemies, loot, etc. have respawned)
* Game is too hard
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Post by Matt-Sama on Oct 15, 2009 14:31:19 GMT -5
S in europe this game is out on the 23rd, and thats the day i'll get it.
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Post by kirbykiller4 on Oct 15, 2009 22:15:02 GMT -5
And it's coming out for steam on the 26th,LOLOLOLOLOLOL
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Post by kirbykiller4 on Oct 16, 2009 3:38:11 GMT -5
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Post by Matt-Sama on Oct 16, 2009 7:33:10 GMT -5
I dont mind paying 800 points for that, seriously thats badass.
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Post by kirbykiller4 on Oct 18, 2009 6:08:36 GMT -5
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Post by Matt-Sama on Oct 18, 2009 14:58:35 GMT -5
So good, I watched it twice.
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Post by kirbykiller4 on Oct 28, 2009 1:06:46 GMT -5
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