Resident evil 5

[Matt-Sama]

I HATE SITCOMS.

So the verusus mode DLC is out today, ill probably get it on sunday or monday, what about you guys?

[kirbykiller4]

Haha FUCK NO

Never in my mind have I looked at resident evil and thought "you know what,this needs a deathmatch mode"

I'll be interested when they add something along the line of a side mission

[latimer-kun]

id actually enjoy it, after playing this shit for hours on end, then watching matt do the same id love to know who'd win

[kirbykiller4]

Doesn't matter which one of you wins because you'll both end up getting raped by cowling

[Matt-Sama]

Cowling is good, I'll give him that. But he sucks at mercanaries so Im sure he wont be as good as versus.

PLUS in the DLC theres survivors mode which is like gears 2's horde which is the main reason im getting it

[latimer-kun]

ive actually been practicing on mercenaries for ages now, MISTRESS AMY GIVE ME STENGHT I WILL HAVE THAT HANDCANNON

[Matt-Sama]

You'll never getting that, ever.

[kirbykiller4]

Somebody tell latimer that the handcannon isn't unlocked through mercenaries.

....oh wait I think I just did.

[latimer-kun]

*dusts off hands* gentlemen, i think you owe me a drink, for i have found a new best friend, the handcannon. this thing is like a dream come true. its better then the chicago typewrite in some fields, before you upgrade it to unlimited ammo it runs off its own ammo which costs 600 pts a bullet and you can find like packs of 10 from defeating enemies. the prl laser is still the best but ole handcannon and typewriter comes in a close second

[kirbykiller4]

Too bad it's a bitch to unlock.

[Matt-Sama]

CHICAGO TYPEWRITER FOR THE FUCKING WIN!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111

[latimer-kun]

i hate to say it but the handcannon is far superior, and im still talking about 4, i litrally might get 5 tommorow, fingers crossed. i mean sure the typewriter is a fully automatic rifle with infinate ammo but its power is only 10., sure its stronger then any pistol or the tmp but the handcannon, a little slower in firing speed, is tied in number 1 as the most powerful gun in the game (along with the infinate or normal rocket launcher), its a little awkward to work with but know this NOTHING CAN STOP YOU, you can take it slow and just head shot everything and kill everything else in one shot and just stay still in boss fights

[kirbykiller4]

Yes but the typewriter's damage per second is one hundred,the handcannon has a power of what? 99? and i'm pretty sure it shoot's less then one bullet per second,making the typewriter a stronger gun.

[latimer-kun]

well after all those hours it took me to get the thing im gonna use it like amy rose on kleenex. and second i used up all my money upgrading to infinate ammo so it took ages and i wanted the infinate rocket launcher first. *shoots fuckers in the head* oh yea this is satisfying, form an orderly line please

[kirbykiller4]

Well I will admit the typewriter is boring to use,and I myself prefer the handcannon,,but I felt the need to correct you on which gun is the strongest.

[Matt-Sama]

When it comes to resident evil 5, only get the hand cannon for one thing, to help get the fucking achievment, but seriously fully upgrade the L.Hawk desert eagle magnum and have infinite ammo on that and your set. Its a bit eaker but its more accurate and shoots twice, maybe three times as fast.

[kirbykiller4]

Yeah but revolvers are more badass.

[latimer-kun]

you know what ive noticed, to get anywhere in the game and have some fun you really need a person you can trust, and that is hard to find

[kirbykiller4]

The first (and last) time I played a public co-op mission on RE5 I got paired with some dumb little niglet who got his ass kicked.

[latimer-kun]

im stuck playing with some cunt who hogs all the ammo, gives me a bollucking when i do the same and spurts typical british young man racist jokes that just get on my tits