The Meaning Of Fail: Sonic and the Black Knight

[Matt-Sama]

So after viewing one of the new trailers for the game I couldnt help but laugh at its pathetic attempt of cross-genre gameplay.

I know this game is going to be a peice of shit because all 3d sonic games are but seriously, lame just got lamer.

Another bad thing is that the homo-male pop bands that made sonic retarded and seem like a 4kids anime is back, and more childish than ever.

Sonic swinging a sword about, its more retarded than a french steven hawkins wannabe with lipstick on and reading through Coreys diary.

Sickening really.

www.gametrailers.com/player/usermovies/276238.html


R.I.P sonic.



If you enjoyed that video, you fail at life.

[kirbykiller4]

we should ignore shit like this.

[latimer-kun]

*cracks knuckles* i have this covered

well first off id like to say the music is going to hell followed by this game followed by me

now then, i watched this trailer and.............i came pink joy. this shit turnt me on, its exactly what i wanted, more and more swordplay. and ive read up on other gameplay elements and im saying this thing is really down my street, thanks sega.

but then again people are gonna hate the look of this, its 3-d.......crappy music (now tinted with celtic themes) and the swordplay shit and i say to you faggots.......stop saying the games gonna be shit just by appearance, give it a go and then you can insult it. people who keep saying the things gonna be shit just cause it has wolves or swords in it disgust me.

so i'll take that crown of fail please

[kirbykiller4]

how about you take a big black cock up your ass while your at it?

hack and slashes rarely work,it takes a very good dev team to make a great one,sega is not this great dev team.

[latimer-kun]

funnily all hack and slashes ive played (apart from dmc2 for some reason) are fucking brilliant so you can take your fathers big black cock back where you found it

[Matt-Sama]

Oct 11, 2008 18:28:04 GMT -5 @kirbykiller4 said:

how about you take a big black cock up your ass while your at it?

hack and slashes rarely work,it takes a very good dev team to make a great one,sega is not this great dev team.

Yeah when was the last great hack n slash, ninja gaiden 2 was merely medeocre and too human sucked......

And when sonic is thrown into the mix and bad music its a recipe for homo delight.

THIS GAME IS GONNA LICK BALLS, BECAUSE SEGA, INFACT....LICKS BALLS.

[kirbykiller4]

the only good hack and slahers were ninja gaiden two and some other game i don't care about.

amy loving twat.

[Dark Hamsterlord]

Sonic and the Black Knight is the meaning of fail? I thought Action 52 was the meaning of fail..

[Matt-Sama]

No, any new sonic is fail. INSTANT FAIL.

[latimer-kun]

soooooo being the only one looking forward to this pile of shit is a bad thing, id have thought itd been like a constalation prize

[Matt-Sama]

It reflects him as a hedgehog.

[kirbykiller4]

what the fuck is that from?

[Matt-Sama]

I think sonic adventure on the shitcast.

[latimer-kun]

thats from sonic adventure on the fucking dreamcast.

you guys can go fuck yourselves with all this fail talk, i have 3 lovely sonic games my way, filled to the brim with interesting game play and enough rose to make me immortal

[Matt-Sama]

...3?

Sonic unleashed.

OHMAHGAWD WEREHOG SO KEWL!

Sonic and the n*gga knight.

I CAN HAS SWING SHARP STICK!?

Sonic chronicles the dark brotherhood

Oh wow generic name for a generic RPG crap

[latimer-kun]

see i dont care about that stuff yet, i dont know what their like, innocent till proven guilty

[Matt-Sama]

Gay til proven straight!

On another note, where were you in town today, i got on my bus and it left then I waited for the next one and you wasnt on it, cunt!

[latimer-kun]

i didnt go to town because it was pointless to because id have to get a bus back to college

and yea im totally gay, totally with all this amy porn on my phone

[Matt-Sama]

Amy is a man in disguise.

[latimer-kun]

and your the magical talking leopard of ancient christian religion