thebluejester
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Post by thebluejester on Oct 1, 2008 11:00:15 GMT -5
When I was little I had a pet mouse, so did my brother, and in the length of my mouse being alive (about a year) my brother had like 5 because they all kept dying, the final one was a male and fucked my mouse and they had 22 little mice, but they all died of tumors  My mouse stood victiour over the other 23. That mouse is clearly being played by Chuck Norris in the movie about your life. I had three goldfish once. Th first died of natural causes. This was odd because I hated that fucker, (I named him Goku for a reason I forget) and I hate a lot of things, but the only other one who died was Christopher Reeve. Apparently my second fish, not wanting to die in a clique or possible fashion, jumped out of the bowl, and died. I was glad I witnessed this super fucking X-TREME turn of events. Unfortunately, not many of anything can die of that, so we flushed that son of a guns dead body, but he came back to life and did something very X-TREME, presumably. The third wallowed in his own crap for a year, despite the fact I treated the animal and his bowl quite well. To this day my parents have no idea how this one died. The body was missing and unless someone stole it and eat it, the thing evolved legs and walked away. |
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Post by kirbykiller4 on Oct 1, 2008 12:30:53 GMT -5
 so these are my dogs,max and dana(yeah its a pun so what?),dana is the slimmer one,and max is the one with his mouth open. max is a fucking monster,he hates black people,mailmen and police,he's bitten one kid before(a black kid that was trying to steal maxes bone,so we weren't at fault for it),he's 7 years old. then there's dana,she is too nice,in fact,when max dies we'll have to replace him,cause she is just too much of a pansy to attack intruders.she'll bark at friends of mine that she doesn't know,but when they come up to pet her she runs away from them,she'll be 2 years old in december. ever notice that female dogs are 1.hyper as fuck 2.retarded. dana will hide in her cage whenever we call her because she thinks we're going to give her a bath,and whenever i go out in the yard she runs around the house five fucking times,then i'll throw her a toy,and she will run by it,try to catch it but miss,then try again and again and again,she never slows down to try and pick the thing up. |
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Post by Dark Hamsterlord on Oct 1, 2008 20:24:13 GMT -5
When I was little I had a pet mouse, so did my brother, and in the length of my mouse being alive (about a year) my brother had like 5 because they all kept dying, the final one was a male and fucked my mouse and they had 22 little mice, but they all died of tumors My mouse stood victiour over the other 23. That mouse is clearly being played by Chuck Norris in the movie about your life. I had three goldfish once. Th first died of natural causes. This was odd because I hated that fucker, (I named him Goku for a reason I forget) and I hate a lot of things, but the only other one who died was Christopher Reeve. Apparently my second fish, not wanting to die in a clique or possible fashion, jumped out of the bowl, and died. I was glad I witnessed this super fucking X-TREME turn of events. Unfortunately, not many of anything can die of that, so we flushed that son of a guns dead body, but he came back to life and did something very X-TREME, presumably. The third wallowed in his own crap for a year, despite the fact I treated the animal and his bowl quite well. To this day my parents have no idea how this one died. The body was missing and unless someone stole it and eat it, the thing evolved legs and walked away. YOU TOLD ME CHET KILLED YOUR FISH. Also, why is Max trying to eat Dana's face? |
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Post by kirbykiller4 on Oct 1, 2008 23:09:42 GMT -5
they like to fight each other.......a lot,every now and again they jump up on their hind legs and ram into each other,and if your too close you'll get bit in the crossfire.
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Post by Matt-Sama on Oct 2, 2008 17:02:59 GMT -5
Cool dogs. Yeah I know what you mean about female dogs being either retarded or hyper, all my dogs but one have been female and they were either thick as shit or ultra-hyper.
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Post by kirbykiller4 on Oct 2, 2008 17:15:34 GMT -5
i had a britney spaniel,that fucker was batshit crazy,it devoured a meter long bone in one night,and those are small dogs. another picture of max:  |
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Post by Matt-Sama on Oct 2, 2008 17:44:31 GMT -5
It eats babies!!!
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Post by kirbykiller4 on Oct 2, 2008 18:02:04 GMT -5
yeah....i like that picture too.
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Post by Matt-Sama on Oct 2, 2008 18:06:57 GMT -5
I still really want a husky, a guy who lives near me has like 4, I wanna steal one.  |
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Post by kirbykiller4 on Oct 2, 2008 18:08:34 GMT -5
i'm sure he'll give you one,who could afford 4 dogs?
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Post by Matt-Sama on Oct 2, 2008 18:10:30 GMT -5
Obviously him, they're all in perfect condition, beautiful coats and eyes. Theyre really well trained too, they're like soldiers.
The same guy had a pet owel. Owels rule.
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Post by kirbykiller4 on Oct 2, 2008 18:12:46 GMT -5
well he wouldn't like certain parts of america,theres a 3 dog per household law.
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Post by Matt-Sama on Oct 2, 2008 18:23:39 GMT -5
Ive seen some of those animal cop shows and some americans seem to have 40+ cat fetish. I saw this one, some woman from alibama had over 200 cats in her house. They all had to be taken out, she died of some virus that the cats had and the house had to be burned.
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Post by kirbykiller4 on Oct 2, 2008 18:31:27 GMT -5
yeah,alabama is a weird fucking state,but 200?
ever heard of that hermit lady that was a millionaire,yet she lived in a trashfilled dump that was later condemned by the city?
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Post by Matt-Sama on Oct 2, 2008 18:35:24 GMT -5
If a place is condemed what does that mean? That they have to destroy it, why do places get condemed anyways?
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Post by kirbykiller4 on Oct 2, 2008 18:42:13 GMT -5
it means its unliveable and,yes,must be demolished.
usually it happens when theres
A.large amounts of mold
B.unstable foundation,where the house could collapse and injure someone.
C.an extreme eyesore
D.bad utility connections,leaky pipes,faulty wires,etc.
basically my house,but it never was inspected,so it still lives.
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Post by Matt-Sama on Oct 2, 2008 18:44:42 GMT -5
Lol, dont some houses get condemed if there was alot of paedophilic activity, rapes, murders and all sorts aswell, because its considered a place of evil.
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Post by kirbykiller4 on Oct 2, 2008 18:47:09 GMT -5
not directly,but no one will want to buy a house like that,so eventually it will be destroyed and a new house will be built in its place.
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Post by Matt-Sama on Oct 2, 2008 18:49:51 GMT -5
Cause near my town centre a guy killed his whole family and his pets, then killed himself, and swindon borough council demolished the house no less than a month after it happened. A shop that sells sweets to children is at that spot, I hope its poisoned evil candy.
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Post by kirbykiller4 on Oct 2, 2008 18:55:47 GMT -5
sheesh,you britains have such grizzly murders,the worst kansas city has had was the guy who killed a few hookers.although it seems like a guy dies every day here.....
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My mouse stood victiour over the other 23.
