We're all doomed.

[Dark Hamsterlord]

I dunno if this should be in general, or politics, but did any of you guys hear about how in a few days, scientists are going to start working with black holes, and a worst case scenario would be the complete and total destruction of our entire planet?

Yeah, I don't think that will happen, but I just thought I'd mention it, and maybe start a discussion. (That second part won't happen though, because you guys will get it off topic before it reaches page 2.)

I have no source though, because I was informed by word of mouth. Just google it if you haven't heard of it, I'm sure you'll get results.

[Cartoon Satan]

Sounds neat.

[Matt-Sama]

i like tacos

off topic = win!

[latimer-kun]

all i can gather from it is its powered by the collectiveness hardon collisions i have endured, possibly the most powerful energy source in mankind

[Matt-Sama]

Either youre smoking crack or thats from a game

[latimer-kun]

if its from a game then where can i geit it, youve felt it havent you, the power OF MY HARDON COLLISION BEAM HAVENT YOU

[kirbykiller4]

well there is a reason they call it theoretical physics,black holes may not actually exist,i certainly do not believe so,i find that thinking of time as an object that can be damaged or ripped is wrong.time simply does not exist,its that simple.

it would be funny if they blew up sweden though.

and they aren't working with black holes,they're working with an atom smasher,it can't create a black hole,but it may cause a pretty bad implosion.

[Dark Hamsterlord]

Sept 11, 2008 18:27:16 GMT -5 @kirbykiller4 said:

and they aren't working with black holes,they're working with an atom smasher,it can't create a black hole,but it may cause a pretty bad implosion.

Ah, I must have heard wrong.

[kirbykiller4]

meh i don't blame you,although you could of done a little studying before you made a thread.

and matt,can't we have one serious fucking thread?

[thebluejester]

www.cracked.com/article_16583_5-scientific-experiments-most-likely-end-world.html

I'm sorry, but I had to post that link. It clears a lot up, and tells you how many ways we could die from the Large Hadron Collider.

1. The Big Bang- Again
2. Strange Matter, It's a hypothetical material made up of quarks, which are one of the building blocks of reality, things so small that you can't even possibly imagine. Seriously, don't even try to think about it.
3. Time fucking Travel. Some speculate that the very attempt to travel back in time could result in the world exploding, imploding, collapsing, shrinking into a singularity, or simply disappearing.

In other words, if a supervillian gets his hand around the fucking Large Hadron Collider, we're screwed.

[latimer-kun]

this is total fucking serious kirbykiller, we're about to be wiped out by a hardon

[Matt-Sama]

I think blackholes exist, you know. I dont think they're all matter consuming power-houses, I think they're more of a dimentional warp.

[latimer-kun]

either that or the essence of space is collapsing in on itself

[Matt-Sama]

Or maybe black holes were created when barbara streisand was born.

[latimer-kun]

i think there was a weapon in fiction that opened up black holes abd you could travel between them, its from spiderman, he was called the hole the guy who had it. not as cool as my new weapon

[kirbykiller4]

here's a live feed of the hadron collider,nothing much happens but i found it rather interesting.

www.cyriak.co.uk/lhc/lhc-webcams.html

[Dark Hamsterlord]

Sept 12, 2008 13:25:20 GMT -5 @kirbykiller4 said:

here's a live feed of the hadron collider,nothing much happens but i found it rather interesting.

www.cyriak.co.uk/lhc/lhc-webcams.html

That's pretty funny. I admit that I kinda freaked out at first.

[kirbykiller4]

well i did get a little spooked when i saw the flashing lights,but after that i knew it wasn't real.

[thebluejester]

I was pretty funny, and I got scared before the Black Hole bit.

Will we all die? Are we dead yet?

[Matt-Sama]

Apparently its been fired up now but will take a month to be fully charged and at maximum speed. Apparently the cost of this project can buy everyone in the world a pint of beer, rather have a beer then us all dying.