The Corrupt Wishes Fun time Game club type thing

[snow]

I didn't know where to put a forum game. So this should be interesting calling it a crew/club. Well heres how it works, one person wishes, the next person grants it, but twists it, and then you wish a wish .

EXAMPLE.

Person1:I wish i wish i was a fish.
Person2:GRANTED, but you don't have any water!!!!!

I wish i had a duck.


Get it?

Lets go!

I wish DHL would film himself dancing for us all to see.

[kirbykiller4]

ok i'll grant both your wishes in order.

granted,but the duck has the voice of a bitchy feminist

granted,but seeing dhl makes your brain melt.

Update,had to correct myself, i thought he said he wanted to be a duck

[Dark Hamsterlord]

Note that when you play this game (which I've played on other forums) after granting a wish, you make a wish of your own.

I wish I had a delicious and moist cake filled with rhubarb, and sediment shaped sediment, and fish shaped crackers, and all that delicious stuff.

[kirbykiller4]

granted,although if you eat that food your dick will shrink to a measly 1 centimeter.

i wish for a puppy

[Matt-Sama]

Wish granted, but its dead and has been licked all over by an old woman.

I wish for a chainsaw

[snow]

You get a chainsaw, but it has no spark plug, and the model is expired so you cannot start it ever.

I wish i had a cookie

[Matt-Sama]

Your wish is granted but the choc chips in the cookie are little nuggets of shit but you dont realise until you puke.

I wish for a 4 foot hash brown.

[Dark Hamsterlord]

Granted, but it's already been through someone's digestive track.

I wish Portal was longer, because I beat it already D:

[Matt-Sama]

Your wish is granted, but its now so incredibly long that it will take infinite years to beat it. So you'll never beat it and the only way to have mother 3 released officially in america is to beat portal.

I wish for a shotgun with unlimited ammo.

[Dark Hamsterlord]

Granted, but God bans you from earth for haxoring.

I wish the cake wasn't a lie.

[kirbykiller4]

Aug 3, 2008 21:51:06 GMT -5 Dark Hamsterlord said:

Granted, but God bans you from earth for haxoring.

I wish the cake wasn't a lie.

granted,because it isnt a lie dumbass

[Matt-Sama]

Seeing you didnt make a wish i'll grant your all time wish, all kirbies are dead but no the corpses dwell in your shower.

I wish for army of darkness on dvd cause its so rare in england.

[kirbykiller4]

granted but the disc is scratched up badly.

i wish for a million puppies

also,a shower full of kirbies would be awesome,although i would hate it if i werent the ones to kill them.

[Matt-Sama]

Theyre already dead.

Million puppies granted but they all sound like your most hated enemy.

I wish for a taxi driver t-shirt that isnt a cartoon one.

[Dark Hamsterlord]

Granted, but it's too small for you.

I wish I could find Vol. 1 of the Strawberry Panic manga for a reasonable price.

[kirbykiller4]

granted,but the shirt is made of wool D:

i wish for fire ;D

[Matt-Sama]

Damn it make some wishes.

Alright another wish of yours granted, aka you do have a decent internet connection with online play, but its broken. AHAHAHAHA

I wish for world domination.

[Dark Hamsterlord]

Granted, but the wish above you was edited, so you implode.

I wish my wish hadn't been skipped earlier.

[kirbykiller4]

i didnt skip you,its impossible to grant something that you already have,and matt,i fixed my post right after i originally posted it,but i guess i wasnt fast enough.

i wish for blood.

[latimer-kun]

GRANTED, but the blood has aids

i wish for a bottle of milk