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Post by kirbykiller4 on Aug 2, 2008 20:32:00 GMT -5
What would the news say about us.heres my opinion:
anchorman: up next we talk about wiitogether,an internet forum that,despite only having two frequent posters,is managing to stay active,we caught up with one member,kirbykiller4,at his castle of doom in kansas city missouri.
reporter: hello mr. 4,im with cnbc,how are you today?
Kirbykiller4: hmm...how the hell did you find my evil lair!
reporter: your listed in the yellowpages
Kirbykiller4: oh right i forgot i put my adress in that add
reporter: so you seem to be the meanest person on wt,why is that?
kirbykiller4: well if you couldnt tell by the dead bodies im my yard i am an evil person
reporter: but why are you evil
kirbykiller4: well I......um.....I dont really know
reporter: maybe you really are a good person but you dont want to show it
Kirbykiller4: what,how dare you question my evilness,die bitch!
reporter: please dont kill m-
Anchorman: it appears we've lost signal,lets go to our british correspondent who is interviewing matt-sama
reporter: hello matt slade
Matt: get the fuck off my property bitch!
anchorman: well there goes are other repoerter,so with that,goodnight folks.
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Post by Matt-Sama on Aug 3, 2008 7:42:33 GMT -5
Its true, yay.
And we go live to michael latimer.
Mike: WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!?
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Post by latimer-kun on Aug 3, 2008 13:53:02 GMT -5
.....very amusing, but honestly if an internet forum was on the news itd just be a bad thing like one of us shot some fuckers in our schools or how we have no life
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Post by Matt-Sama on Aug 3, 2008 19:42:29 GMT -5
I have a life........thought 99 percent of it is virtual reality.
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Post by Dark Hamsterlord on Aug 3, 2008 19:47:05 GMT -5
.....very amusing, but honestly if an internet forum was on the news itd just be a bad thing like one of us shot some fuckers in our schools or how we have no life I can see it now. KK goes insane, sees everyone in his school as Kirbies, and shoots up the place. The news finds Wii Together, and blames the Wii, because the Wii Zapper taught him to use a gun. |
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Post by Matt-Sama on Aug 3, 2008 19:49:48 GMT -5
Feh, people who think the wii zapper promotes violence fail at life.
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Post by kirbykiller4 on Aug 3, 2008 20:12:59 GMT -5
.....very amusing, but honestly if an internet forum was on the news itd just be a bad thing like one of us shot some fuckers in our schools or how we have no life I can see it now. KK goes insane, sees everyone in his school as Kirbie's, and shoots up the place. The news finds Wii Together, and blames the Wii, because the Wii Zapper taught him to use a gun. I'm already insane,that's why I'm not in school,but if i got all an hero i really hope they wouldn't blame games on my behavior,god that would suck so much. |
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Post by Matt-Sama on Aug 3, 2008 20:17:58 GMT -5
Video games, jack thompsons number 1 enemy.
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Post by kirbykiller4 on Aug 3, 2008 20:19:12 GMT -5
not anymore,his ass got disbarred  |
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Post by Matt-Sama on Aug 3, 2008 20:20:31 GMT -5
Alot of people email him from screwattack and politely ask him to explain his thoughts and he literally tells them to fuck off, I emailed him a long and thought provoking email and the cunt ignores it, boggled his brain I bet.
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Post by kirbykiller4 on Aug 3, 2008 20:46:37 GMT -5
yeah i heard about some guys that sent him a $200 bouquet of flowers along with a very long letter and he didn't even read it.
what a dick.
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Post by Matt-Sama on Aug 3, 2008 21:03:37 GMT -5
He's got such a goofy voice too. =3
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Post by thebluejester on Aug 3, 2008 22:33:08 GMT -5
Anchor: Todays story, some douche is mooning me. What an ass.
BJ: That's what you get for having a combever!
Secuirity: *rushes in*
BJ *Is in Jail. He drops the soap.*
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Post by kirbykiller4 on Aug 3, 2008 22:35:33 GMT -5
ass rape,i always expected that to be the way you die.
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Post by thebluejester on Aug 3, 2008 22:37:31 GMT -5
ass rape,i always expected that to be the way you die. I'm alive and out of prison. By that I mean At least they used condoms. |
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Post by kirbykiller4 on Aug 3, 2008 22:40:46 GMT -5
broken condoms D:
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Post by thebluejester on Aug 4, 2008 8:26:19 GMT -5
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Post by latimer-kun on Aug 4, 2008 12:47:42 GMT -5
new news bulletin, it seems that some asshole from an internet forum has been arrested for licking a young girl continuously, even as he was being pulled away from the girl he licked we go now to cameras as they were arresting the young michael latimer
police: YOU IDIOT, WHY DID YOU DO THIS
michael: what?! she was cute so i licked her
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Post by kirbykiller4 on Aug 4, 2008 12:50:29 GMT -5
*her*
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Post by latimer-kun on Aug 4, 2008 13:52:55 GMT -5
shut the fuck up cletus
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