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Post by thebluejester on Sept 12, 2008 17:40:59 GMT -5
Kurt Russel is pretty cool, yeah.
Y'know what sucked? That new star wars CGI assfeast.
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Post by thebluejester on Sept 11, 2008 21:00:24 GMT -5
I wanted you to make them say "To Blah Blah Team Rocket Blah blah Team blah blah Meowth"
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Post by thebluejester on Sept 11, 2008 20:59:06 GMT -5
No you didn't, I did. Nice sig btw I miss action league. I thought you wanted to keep this club safe of spam, and lockage? Whatever, you might as well edit your first post, now I'm trying to overthrow you, and I have a metal cock. I screwed your girlfriend, and now she's dead.
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Post by thebluejester on Sept 11, 2008 20:57:17 GMT -5
PSP is simply horrid.
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Post by thebluejester on Sept 11, 2008 20:56:26 GMT -5
I saw a bunch of 7s and shit. I'll wait for the EGM review, I usually agree with them, and I have no money right now. I don't even have food, send your credit card number to my email address.
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Post by thebluejester on Sept 11, 2008 20:54:57 GMT -5
Fuck you and Robert De Niro's Nan!
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Post by thebluejester on Sept 11, 2008 20:53:25 GMT -5
Q So. How have you been since the messed up interview?
A: Fine, tired mostly.
Q Speaking of which, how fucking pissed are you about that?
A: Man was I fucking mad, it was a great fucking cunt hole cock bitch bastard n*gga interview.
Q On to business. How did you find WT?
A: Albert sent me a PM, I was like, what a douch, advertising his site, I checked it out and it was cool.
Q Why did you stay on WT?
A: Because I wanted to be king >=)
Q Who is your favorite user?
A: Well, I know latimer and josh (ultimate samus) in real life, so I'd say you (even though I hated you) kirbykiller and nihongo for the most part, but nihongo fails now so I'd say DHL and CS also. Im not sure, no favourites.
Q Who is your least favorite user?
A: Next-gen, he's not here anymore but I fucking hate him.
Q Riddle Me this, Here on earth it is true, yesterday is always before today; but there is a place where yesterday always follows today. Where?
A: Tomorrow, because its the yesterday of 2 days away, I guess.
Q The answer was "In a dictionary!" Do you do drugs?
A: Nope, completely clean my friend.
Q I'm Chris Hansen, what are you doing here?
A: Nothing, Im not a predator!
Q What is your favorite color? Other then BLUE?
A: Red/green. AWESOMENESS.
Q Tell me a joke. RIGHT NOW. AND DON'T SAY THAT WASN'T A QUESTION, IN SOVIET RUSSIA, IT WAS!
A: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungee chord.......? My ass lol
Q What is your favorite internet reviewer? (Parody)
A: Ron Standard/ AVGN
Q What is your favorite internet reviewer? (serious)
A: Yahtzee/wiiviewr
Q Are you racist?
A: Might say a joke now and then but I wouldnt put any action into it.
Q Are you sexist?
A: No, maybe some jokes in all honesty but women are equal.
Q Am I any of the above?
A: Both, you racist sexist pig >=O
Q Who is my baby's daddy?
A: You, because its yours.
Q Why does daddy hit mommy?
A: You know I couldnt answer things about your personal family issues.
Q What is your favorite game?
A: Conkers bad fur day, ocarina of time, resident evil 4 and mario bros 3.
Q Least Fave Game?
A: I HATE FINAL FANTASY SEVEN
Q Fave Console?
A: N64. My all time fave.
Q How awesome is Uwe Boll?
A: He really isn't as bad as people think, I even signed a petition so he could keep working, I respect him, he pays for his own movies and always gets money back, and postal was a hilarious movie.
Q What is your favorite movie?
Hard to say, misery, deer hunter, UHF, taxi driver, kung pow and many more.
Q What is your favorite actor?
A: Robert de niro forever.
Q What is your favorite Actress?
A: In all honesty, there's no actresses I follow, I wouldnt go see a movie because a certain actress was in it. I'd have to say Jessica Hynes from the TV show spaced.
Q What is your most hated Movie?
A: Stuart Little, the only film I ever walked out of the cinema on, I hate it and I dont know why!
Q What is your most hated actor?
A: Carrot top.
Q What is your most hated actress?
A: Keira Knightly or sara silverman.
Q Do you hate me?
A: Obviously.
Q Did you hate me?
A: Yeah alot
Q What do you think about Kirbies?
A; THEYRE AWESOME!
Q What about Hamsters?
A: They're fat!
Q Furries?
A: Dont even go there >=O
Q Favorite quote out of everything in the media?
A: Ghonorrea fuck farts.
Q Why did the blaxploitation movie genre end?
A: Dont know because they stopped making shaft movies.
Q Would blaxploitation be a good videogame genre?
A: Yeah I'd love to see a shaft movie.
Q Favorite Youtube Video?
A: Top 10 giant monster movies.
Q Link50000 is a gay name, amirite?
A; Extremely gay. I mean really gay, what was I thinking?
Q What do you think I look like?
A: A total poof.
Q What do you look like?
A: Pretty normal, but tired looking.
Q Why the fuck are there so many comic book movies?
A: Because its an easy bit of money.
Q Y so srs?
A: Cause I can has srs.
Q Is Jesus not horribly overrated? You'd think th man could turn water into wine!
A: He should turn bears into beavers. That would own
Q What is your most hated and most loved internet meme?
A: Lolcats I love, dont really hate any but shitting dick nipples.
Q How bout that weather?
A; Its too dark to tell.
Q Okay I'm about to tell you something. I lied to you about how I found WT. Here's the real deal. Now this is the story all about how My life got flipped, turned upside down And Id like to take a minute just sit right there Ill tell you how I became the prince of a town called Wiitogether In west dublin born and raised On the playground where I spent most of my days Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys said were up in no good Started making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared And said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in Wiitogether. How does it feel to be Bel-Air'd?
A: Okay, not to great.
Q How let the dogs out?
A: Those damn dirty niggers.
Q What is the answer to life th universe and everything?
A: Pie. Simply pie. 42 is the right answer
Q Answer me these questions three. What is your name?
A: Matt
Q What is your Quest?
A: To seek the holy grail!
Q What is the average air speed velocity of an unlaidened swallow?
A: What european or african! I don't know that!
Q What do you study in college? (I vaguely remember something about college)
A: BTECH computing and film studies.
Q What is your favorite Band?
A: MEGADETH!
Q Favorite Song?
A: At the moment, have cool will travel.
Q Isn't that guy in "Roxie" sig dreamy? Sarcasm, do you know it?
A: No! HELL NO!
Q Isn't Fallout boy awesome? Sarcasm, do you know it?
A: Eat shit they suck.
Q Why do you love the WT kingdom so damn much?
A: Because its an epic experience.
Q Biggest Problem on WT?
A: ALL THOSE GOD DAMN NI-
Q: What was the happiest moment of your life? The saddest?
A: Im really not sure for both.
Q Are there any words of wisdom you’d like to pass along to me?
A: Stop being gay its annoying. Witty
Q If our moms were setting us up on a blind date, what three things would your mom tell mine about you? Let's just say our moms think we're gay.
A: Retarded, annoying and stupid.
Q So. Porn. Great? Or Silly?
A; Very silly why watch when you can DO!
Q What are three of your guilty pleasures?
A: Watching the muppets christmas carol, playing yoshi's story and listening to michael jacksons THRILLER. Thriller, thriller now!
Q If you could live in any time period in history, when would it be? (NOW DOESN'T FUCKING COUNT.)
A: Probably medieval times, I'd like to be a knight.
Q If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?
A: No they still have to pay for wasting our time!
Q Math time! If billy had three apples and I killed him and took two apples, how many bullets did I use?
A: All seven in a clip. 45 clips actually. What? I hate kids.
Q What does Elif air ab dinikh mean?
A: I cant remember.
Q The answer is A thousand dicks in your religion. What does Gladna Karpatska valchitza s dalag kosam minet da ti prai deeba mean?
A; Oh man, fuck off!
Q It means Let a hungry Carpathian long-haired she-wolf blow your dick, fuck. It only works if you're not a furry, cause they'd love that shit. Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?
A; I dont care.
Q When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?
A; They swear on their wallets.
Q Why Matt-Sama?
A: Means Lord Matt, I like that.
Q Doesn't Gamera own?
A: HE'S GOD DAMN GAMERA BITCH.
Q Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?
A: Both, because they killed jesus and the star is their religion.
Q What is your favorite smiley face?
A: the blushing one on NG.
Q If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
A: Yeah I think so.
Q Okay there's a guy in my house. I CAN FUCKING HEAR HIM! O shit he here's me typing. He's coming to me! Can you call the police?
A: Nah, rather you die.
Q Okay I killed him with my Ninja Pimp Jester skills. Oh shit, it's actually Jesus, in his second coming! WHAT DO I DO?
A: HIDE! OHSITE IT'S DA COPPERS
Q In the ten commandments it states you can't murder. What about murdering in self defense?
A: No idea, ask moses.
Q Speaking of which, the 10 commandments also state you're not allowed to covet thy neighbors wife. What if she is really hot?
A: No she's a mong.
Q If a bee is allergic to pollen would it get the hives?
A: Yes
Q Why do people say head's up when they mean duck?
A: To make you get hit worse.
Q What is your greatest weakness? Other then Kryptonite?
A: Kryptojews.
Q Who shot Mr. Burns?
A: Maggie simpson.
Q For some reason I want to see Tina Fey naked. Why?
A: Dont know. I thought you were all seeing, SPAM King
Q Hannah Montana would make a great president of the USA right?
A:NO! HELL FUCKING
Q Wouldn't Ewan McGregor make a great Prime Minister of Britian?
A: No, but obi-wan would.
Q What the fuck is the name of Britian anyway? England, Great Britian, Britian, What?
A: Britain is england, wales, scotland and south ireland.
Q Does death Note suck?
A: Its the suckiest anime ever.
Q Who will you be for disguise day?
A: Nobody. Myself.
Q Favorite Wii Game?
A: At the moment, MOHH2.
Q What Wii game are you most looking forward to?
A: Madworld. Fuck Yeah
Q Favorite 360 game?
A: Bioshock and halo3 also cod4. Eww, HALO 3? Two was great, but 3?
Q What 360 game are you most looking forward?
A: Mirrors edge.Parkour is awesome
Q What is your favorite game genre?
A: FPS and action adventure.
Q If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
A: Because its an excuse to waste money.
Q How can there be self-help “groups”?
A: Because they promote self help. Lies
Q If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
A: To help us.
Q Would you press the big red button?
A: Yeah if I really really need to.
Q Do people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?
A: No, because there silly.
Q What was the best thing before sliced bread?
A: Unsliced, obviously.
Q Where's Waldo?
A: In your arse.
Q Where's the Beef?
A: I never got the reference in the simpsons. So I dont know.
Q I'm running out of questions. Come up with your own question and ask it to yourself.
A: Why is bluejester so gay? Cause he is! Witty
Q Why wasn't the last question a question?
A: I dont know, all of these suck. Witty
Q If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why the fuck is there a song about him?
A: Jimmy cracks corn was actully sung by black face minstrels, its a racist lullaby.
Q If the professor on Giligan’s Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
A: Because he can only do useless things. What an asshole
Q Can blind people see their dreams?
A: Yes they can I was once blind.
Q This is the final question, How are you today?
A: Tired!
I added those damn red lines, but don't expect them to amuse, I did it quickly.
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Post by thebluejester on Sept 11, 2008 20:40:55 GMT -5
The only truly bad thing about SEGA is Sonic, but that's it's flagship franchise, so fail on there part.
Make MADWORLD then Ristar 2 then Vectorman 2, then die.
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Post by thebluejester on Sept 11, 2008 20:39:09 GMT -5
I have no idea who he is.
But I suppose it looks nice, good photoshop I guess.
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Post by thebluejester on Sept 11, 2008 20:38:08 GMT -5
Sly Cooper, I don't care what boundaries I must cross, do it for me Sony! I LOVE YOU SLY Something that might actually happen you mean? So STIV is the obvious option, because I doubt it will be on the Wii. Oh and maybe some of the GTA pie. Bully is fine though. Castle Crashers and Bionic Commando on the download side. Maybe NINJA GAIDEN! along with Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts should come along with.
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Post by thebluejester on Sept 11, 2008 20:31:15 GMT -5
AND MOTHRA WINZ.
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Post by thebluejester on Sept 11, 2008 20:15:38 GMT -5
Yeahh, right. why don't YOU try it on?
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Post by thebluejester on Sept 11, 2008 20:13:28 GMT -5
Ike rules. Oh and Ike already killed Nihongo in the car crash, and now Snake is posing as him so the cops don't think Nihongo's dead.
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Post by thebluejester on Sept 11, 2008 20:12:21 GMT -5
In the WII section we talk about the WII In the general section, we talk about ninjas and applefruiters, ya dig?
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Post by thebluejester on Sept 11, 2008 20:10:27 GMT -5
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Post by thebluejester on Sept 11, 2008 20:00:48 GMT -5
www.cracked.com/article_16583_5-scientific-experiments-most-likely-end-world.htmlI'm sorry, but I had to post that link. It clears a lot up, and tells you how many ways we could die from the Large Hadron Collider. 1. The Big Bang- Again 2. Strange Matter, It's a hypothetical material made up of quarks, which are one of the building blocks of reality, things so small that you can't even possibly imagine. Seriously, don't even try to think about it. 3. Time fucking Travel. Some speculate that the very attempt to travel back in time could result in the world exploding, imploding, collapsing, shrinking into a singularity, or simply disappearing. In other words, if a supervillian gets his hand around the fucking Large Hadron Collider, we're screwed.
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Post by thebluejester on Sept 10, 2008 19:47:23 GMT -5
This whole thread should be renamed- The Lucky Star club!
As for Cromartie High School, it's pretty much full of win.
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Post by thebluejester on Sept 10, 2008 19:43:29 GMT -5
Bitches I'm the renegade, who had it made, they finally found me!
So I stole stuff from the kingdom vault and ran.
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Post by thebluejester on Sept 10, 2008 19:41:42 GMT -5
You can do that? Too bad my PSP was crushed under the weight of it's shittyness, or my knife stabs, take your pick.
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Post by thebluejester on Sept 10, 2008 19:39:45 GMT -5
Pretty needless I think.
Oh and Hilde sucks.
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