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Post by kirbykiller4 on Aug 25, 2008 13:59:46 GMT -5
naruto easily,although goku can spend 6 episodes charging up a spirit ball,JUST TO HAVE IT MISS THE FUCKING TARGET ON THE 7TH EPISODE BECAUSE IT IS A SLOW ASS BALL OF ENERGY!
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Post by thebluejester on Aug 25, 2008 14:05:15 GMT -5
Naruto is an annoying fuck, and so is the whole cast of that show, only a bunch of stock anime characters. At least DBZ's characters were a lil likable, but not Naruto. Even in Death Note, the characters are interesting, while in Naruto...
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Post by kirbykiller4 on Aug 25, 2008 15:26:16 GMT -5
I concur.
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Post by thebluejester on Aug 26, 2008 8:03:40 GMT -5
no naruto teaches kids morals such as
Every single problem can be solved with violence and emotional flashbacks. You must always tell your enermy what your super secret technique is going to do to them. In order to do a technique, you must always announce it in a very loud and clear voice. Do not call a fat kid “fat”. He might have steroids that can give him butterfly wings. The most efficient way to carry out covert operations is by being dressed in bright colors and running around on trees. Projectiles of any sort are useless. There is no such thing as firearms. When pressed into a corner, close your eyes and have a flashback. Child abuse and training are the same thing. Fire is ABSOLUTELY HARMLESS. Yes, even to grass, ice, bug and steel-type people. Dolls, gigantic fans, flutes, sand and pieces of paper that explode make very good weapons. You are helpless to turn the tables on an opponent as long as the cool music doesn’t come on. On the flip side, your instincts and ability to put up any sort of fight are immediately nullified the moment the scary music comes on. If you hear snake dudes ~fight~ theme (essentially Bach’s Toccata and Fugue in D Minor on steroids) you’re SCREWED. It is common sense to send twelve year olds to do battle against professional terrorists. Crushes NEVER go away on their own. And you MUST have one or you’re not a complete human being. You are powerless to make any difference without a tragic childhood to fuel your anger. Never trust your family members, no matter how nice they seem. They are either 1: There to oppress and traumatise you, 2: There to go on killing sprees which may or may not include you, 3: Dead or 4: Any combination of the above. “Death” is merely a temporary condition of quantum superposition where it is unknown whether you are dead or not until finally a watcher collapses the wave function and you turn out to be alive after all. Exceptions are rare. Some things are just better with holes in them. Pipes, for example. And cheese. And plot. Ninja battles are the #1 cause of deforestation. 90% of the world’s wars, death and property damage are due to overgrown traumatized children becoming crazy supervillains and could be pre-emptively nullified by counseling. Don’t run away or go back on your word. It’s your ninja way of life... haha, sucker. Retrieved from “http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Naruto”
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Post by kirbykiller4 on Aug 26, 2008 19:59:44 GMT -5
such delicious copy pasta.
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Post by thebluejester on Aug 26, 2008 21:04:56 GMT -5
Narutards suck.
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Post by kirbykiller4 on Aug 27, 2008 10:07:58 GMT -5
yeah i remember seeing some footage of these two narutards "dueling" at some anime convention,god what a couple of fags.
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Post by thebluejester on Aug 27, 2008 18:25:15 GMT -5
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Post by kirbykiller4 on Sept 1, 2008 10:19:04 GMT -5
My god i lol'd so hard.that was hilarious.
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Post by Matt-Sama on Sept 4, 2008 18:52:40 GMT -5
So erm, naruto gaiden?
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Post by thebluejester on Sept 4, 2008 19:09:33 GMT -5
I'd punch you in the face if that was possible.
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Post by kirbykiller4 on Sept 4, 2008 21:53:44 GMT -5
what about spongedeath squarenote?
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Post by Matt-Sama on Sept 5, 2008 7:32:30 GMT -5
Ninjas and gaiden are a good combo.
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