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Post by GeneralMBison (GMB) on Oct 6, 2006 22:45:32 GMT -5
Now some of you may have heard of him while others not. But you may have seen his video game-to-movies, House of the Dead, Alone in the Dark, and BloodRayne. Now I'm doing this because he is the most f*cking video game movie director ever in the history of entertainment. Not only is he from Germany, no offense to German people but his doesn't understand video games! He just plays a game for example House of the Dead, he played it and when he made the movie, he freaking changed the whole story of it. No wonder his movies did back in the theaters. Also he is bad because he never asks the video game companies for help, instead he gets his own company in Germany to help him do it. Also there are rumors that the Metal Gear Solid movie maybe directed by him, but Hideo Kojima, creator of the Metal Gear Solid series told in an interview this: When rumors appeared that Uwe Boll expressed interest in a Metal Gear Solid movie, and claimed to have been given a script to read, Metal Gear creator Hideo Kojima responded in his audioblog HIDECHAN, "Absolutely not! I don't know why Uwe Boll is even talking about this kind of thing. We've never talked to him. It's impossible that we'd ever do a movie with him."- from Wikipedia.com. Now image that, Uwe Boll f*cking up the Metal Gear Solid series? To read more about this crappy director, just click this link: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uwe_Boll#References and I hope that you join me, the video game companies, PC Gamer, EGM, GameInformer, GamePro, and video game fans in support of going against Uwe Boll and his shitty "video game" movies.
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Post by Nate on Oct 7, 2006 0:12:01 GMT -5
Yeah that would suck, I've never played Alone in the Dark, but I've seen the movie. The story line kind of sucked, but the special effects and action scenes were really good, because of that the movie was ok.
Most directors who create video-game movies.. tend to make them really bad and ruin them, like Doom, street fighter, and countless others. I'm no MetalGearSolid fan, but I'm guessing that would suck for those fans if he made it considering his reputation.
btw: GMB, make sure to check your spelling and spread out the body so that others can read it easier
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Post by agent71 on Oct 7, 2006 12:52:37 GMT -5
I've heard of him. i remember how my friend got the demo of Blood Rayne and was about to buy it. Than he saw the movie and didn't. THAT"S HOW BAD THE MOVIE WAS!! Video game creators shoudln't let him makie them a movie because they'll actually sell less than they would of!
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Post by GeneralMBison (GMB) on Oct 7, 2006 21:20:58 GMT -5
I've heard of him. i remember how my friend got the demo of Blood Rayne and was about to buy it. Than he saw the movie and didn't. THAT"S HOW BAD THE MOVIE WAS!! Video game creators shoudln't let him makie them a movie because they'll actually sell less than they would of! Good thing that Castlevania the movie won't be made by him, they already got a director for it. The movie will come out in 2007 of Summer or Fall.
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Post by Master-Fu on Oct 16, 2006 14:32:49 GMT -5
I have heard of him from the PC Gamer Podcast. Man they hate the guy a lot. I support you for what he has done to House of the Dead. I loved that game and since I watch the movie, it what me think twice about the game and Uwe Boll. May the demons posses his ass.
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Post by kirbykiller4 on Oct 16, 2006 17:48:56 GMT -5
if this guy even THINKS about making an LOZ movie,then i will be there to beat the crap out of him.
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Post by GeneralMBison (GMB) on Oct 16, 2006 19:20:31 GMT -5
if this guy even THINKS about making an LOZ movie,then i will be there to beat the crap out of him. If he does it, then he will hear from all the Nintendo fans, the company, and the viedo game media. Also I've been thinking, what if Peter Jackson directed LoZ? That would so cool.
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Post by kirbykiller4 on Oct 17, 2006 11:39:42 GMT -5
if this guy even THINKS about making an LOZ movie,then i will be there to beat the crap out of him. If he does it, then he will hear from all the Nintendo fans, the company, and the viedo game media. Also I've been thinking, what if Peter Jackson directed LoZ? That would so cool. ah yes,and he'd probably put jack black in it......oh god its worse then if Boll directed it! But let me just say that there shouldn't be any nintendo based movies ever again.we should've learned our lesson from the super mario movie.
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Post by GeneralMBison (GMB) on Oct 17, 2006 14:28:42 GMT -5
Yeah. But that's becuase the movie was lacking support from Nintendo and I betcha that if Peter Jackson does direct LoZ, he could get a lot of support from Nintendo with ideas of Hyrule, the people in it, and the monsters from the temples. Also I would not think that he would put Jack Black in it, instead he can use Orlando Bloom for Link when he is shooting arrows or Viggo Mortensen for the sword fighting.
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Post by kirbykiller4 on Oct 17, 2006 17:16:42 GMT -5
Yeah. But that's becuase the movie was lacking support from Nintendo and I betcha that if Peter Jackson does direct LoZ, he could get a lot of support from Nintendo with ideas of Hyrule, the people in it, and the monsters from the temples. Also I would not think that he would put Jack Black in it, instead he can use Orlando Bloom for Link when he is shooting arrows or Viggo Mortensen for the sword fighting. well,he does have experience with elves,which link technically is.but an LOZ movie just wouldn't be right.link should never talk again.....ever.and a movie would suck if the main character didn't talk.
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Post by chickopie on Oct 22, 2006 21:13:08 GMT -5
If he does it, then he will hear from all the Nintendo fans, the company, and the viedo game media. Also I've been thinking, what if Peter Jackson directed LoZ? That would so cool. ah yes,and he'd probably put jack black in it......oh god its worse then if Boll directed it! But let me just say that there shouldn't be any nintendo based movies ever again.we should've learned our lesson from the super mario movie. Hey I liked the super mario movie.. I think it would be cool if they made a LoZ movie though! I saw a fan-made one a while back, I think my brother posted it here somewhere actually.. But it was really funny, and Link didn't talk throughout the whole thing either. But about that Boll guy..I dono who he is. But I don't think he should direct video game movies if hes gonna do a bad job. o.o
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Post by RedGlare on Oct 29, 2006 9:33:51 GMT -5
In my oppinion House of the Dead isn't the worst video game movie. Its the worst movie ever!
I mean i never got to far in the arcades but seriously a spansih conquistador makes himself emortal and raises a zombie army?
And my theory is that hollywood pick videogames which are perhaps te worst to turn into a movie(there great games but as we all know make bad movies). I mean Mario Brothers i liked it but there was very little from the game.
And Tomb Raider. Was there a giant robot in the game?
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Post by Aztec-Dude on Oct 29, 2006 11:50:44 GMT -5
The first House of the Dead movie did sucked! I saw the second one which wasn't directed by Uwe Boll, and it was a bit better than the first one.
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Post by RedGlare on Oct 29, 2006 12:08:21 GMT -5
The first House of the Dead movie did sucked! I saw the second one which wasn't directed by Uwe Boll, and it was a bit better than the first one. I wasn't aware there was a second house of the dead movie. How was it?
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Post by LordGanon on Oct 29, 2006 13:47:09 GMT -5
The first House of the Dead movie did sucked! I saw the second one which wasn't directed by Uwe Boll, and it was a bit better than the first one. I wasn't aware there was a second house of the dead movie. How was it? The plot is this: A virus pops out in a college and turns everyone into zombies and a group of special forces comes and tries to save the ones who didn't become zombies and kill the zombies. By the way, Boll is going to direct the movie of Far Cry. Well it's going to suck for the Far Cry fans. Fucking Boll.
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Post by Bran-Man on Oct 29, 2006 14:05:38 GMT -5
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Post by GeneralMBison (GMB) on Oct 29, 2006 17:28:41 GMT -5
Yeah we all know he is a crappy director. Plus he is also going to direct a movie called, In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale, which is based on the game Dungeon Siege.
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Post by Bran-Man on Oct 29, 2006 23:00:01 GMT -5
Yeah we all know he is a crappy director. I was more pointing out the fact that he was saying fuking because this is a safe for work site. Oh dear god, I hated the first game so much because I wanted the "online expereince" Actually my brother got it, but the damn online play sucks ass because all it takes to slow down an entire game of play and destroy your gameplay is one noob with dial up. Also, the game is so big, you dont know where anybody is and in fact, you dont even know where you are. I played the game for two days, and after countless people tricking me to a trap to be killed over and over, dial up people not leaving me alone in the game, and constant confusion on where the F*ck I was, I removed the game and put diablo2 on instead.
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Post by RedGlare on May 31, 2007 17:14:08 GMT -5
I read a article in Empire the other week that Uwe Boll is going to directing the movie of the game Postal. And that its opening scene is a parady of September te eleventh.
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Post by Matt-Sama on May 31, 2007 18:13:11 GMT -5
They should get some big name holiwood guys to direct video game movies, or not make them at all. Peter Jackson is only producing Halo movie and not directing it, if he was directing it, then it'd probably be awesome.
For a movie like metal gear solid it needs to be someone like Spielberg or ridley scott, boo yeah!
Uwe boll sucks balls.
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