Q So. How have you been since the messed up interview?
A: Fine, tired mostly.
Q Speaking of which, how fucking pissed are you about that?
A: Man was I fucking mad, it was a great fucking cunt hole cock bitch bastard n*gga interview.
Q On to business. How did you find WT?
A: Albert sent me a PM, I was like, what a douch, advertising his site, I checked it out and it was cool.
Q Why did you stay on WT?
A: Because I wanted to be king >=)
Q Who is your favorite user?
A: Well, I know latimer and josh (ultimate samus) in real life, so I'd say you (even though I hated you) kirbykiller and nihongo for the most part, but nihongo fails now so I'd say DHL and CS also. Im not sure, no favourites.
Q Who is your least favorite user?
A: Next-gen, he's not here anymore but I fucking hate him.
Q Riddle Me this, Here on earth it is true, yesterday is always before today; but there is a place where yesterday always follows today. Where?
A: Tomorrow, because its the yesterday of 2 days away, I guess.
Q The answer was "In a dictionary!" Do you do drugs?
A: Nope, completely clean my friend.
Q I'm Chris Hansen, what are you doing here?
A: Nothing, Im not a predator!
Q What is your favorite color? Other then BLUE?
A: Red/green. AWESOMENESS.
Q Tell me a joke. RIGHT NOW. AND DON'T SAY THAT WASN'T A QUESTION, IN SOVIET RUSSIA, IT WAS!
A: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungee chord.......? My ass
Q What is your favorite internet reviewer? (Parody)
A: Ron Standard/ AVGN
Q What is your favorite internet reviewer? (serious)
Q Are you racist?
A: Might say a joke now and then but I wouldnt put any action into it.
Q Are you sexist?
A: No, maybe some jokes in all honesty but women are equal.
Q Am I any of the above?
A: Both, you racist sexist pig >=O
Q Who is my baby's daddy?
A: You, because its yours.
Q Why does daddy hit mommy?
A: You know I couldnt answer things about your personal family issues.
Q What is your favorite game?
A: Conkers bad fur day, ocarina of time, resident evil 4 and mario bros 3.
Q Least Fave Game?
A: I HATE FINAL FANTASY SEVEN
Q Fave Console?
A: N64. My all time fave.
Q Most hated game?
A: I just said my least fave you tard, so once again FINAL FANTASY SEVEN, SO OVERRATED.
Q How awesome is Uwe Boll?
A: He really isn't as bad as people think, I even signed a petition so he could keep working, I respect him, he pays for his own movies and always gets money back, and postal was a hilarious movie.
Q What is your favorite movie?
Hard to say, misery, deer hunter, UHF, taxi driver, kung pow and many more.
Q What is your favorite actor?
A: Robert de niro forever.
Q What is your favorite Actress?
A: In all honesty, there's no actresses I follow, I wouldnt go see a movie because a certain actress was in it. I'd have to say Jessica Hynes from the TV show spaced.
Q What is your most hated Movie?
A: Stuart Little, the only film I ever walked out of the cinema on, I hate it and I dont know why!
Q What is your most hated actor?
A: Carrot top.
Q What is your most hated actress?
A: Keira Knightly or sara silverman.
Q Do you hate me?
Q Did you hate me?
A: Yeah alot
Q What do you think about Kirbies?
A; THEYRE AWESOME!
Q What about Hamsters?
A: They're fat!
A: Dont even go there >=O
Q Favorite quote out of everything in the media?
A: Ghonorrea fuck farts.
Q Why did the blaxploitation movie genre end?
A: Dont know because they stopped making shaft movies.
Q Would blaxploitation be a good videogame genre?
A: Yeah I'd love to see a shaft movie.
Q Favorite Youtube Video?
A: Top 10 giant monster movies.
Q Link50000 is a gay name, amirite?
A; Extremely gay. I mean really gay, what was I thinking?
Q What do you think I look like?
A: A total poof.
Q What do you look like?
A: Pretty normal, but tired looking.
Q Why the fuck are there so many comic book movies?
A: Because its an easy bit of money.
Q Y so srs?
A: Cause I can has srs.
Q Is Jesus not horribly overrated? You'd think th man could turn water into wine!
A: He should turn bears into beavers.
Q What is your most hated and most loved internet meme?
A: Lolcats I love, dont really hate any but shitting dick nipples.
Q How bout that weather?
A; Its too dark to tell.
Q Okay I'm about to tell you something. I lied to you about how I found WT. Here's the real deal. Now this is the story all about how My life got flipped, turned upside down And Id like to take a minute just sit right there Ill tell you how I became the prince of a town called Wiitogether In west dublin born and raised On the playground where I spent most of my days Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys said were up in no good Started making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared And said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in Wiitogether. How does it feel to be Bel-Air'd?
A: Okay, not to great.
Q How let the dogs out?
A: Those damn dirty niggers.
Q What is the answer to life th universe and everything?
A: Pie. Simply pie.
Q Answer me these questions three. What is your name?
Q What is your Quest?
A: To seek the holy grail!
Q What is the average air speed velocity of an unlaidened swallow?
A: What european or african!
Q What do you study in college? (I vaguely remember something about college)
A: BTECH computing and film studies.
Q What is your favorite Band?
Q Favorite Song?
A: At the moment, have cool will travel.
Q Isn't that guy in "Roxie" sig dreamy?
A: No! HELL NO!
Q Isn't Fallout boy awesome?
A: Eat shit they suck.
Q Why do you love the WT kingdom so damn much?
A: Because its an epic experience.
Q Biggest Problem on WT?
A: ALL THOSE GOD DAMN NI-
Q: What was the happiest moment of your life? The saddest?
A: Im really not sure for both.
Q Are there any words of wisdom you’d like to pass along to me?
A: Stop being gay its annoying.
Q If our moms were setting us up on a blind date, what three things would your mom tell mine about you? Let's just say our moms think we're gay.
A: Retarded, annoying and stupid.
Q So. Porn. Great? Or Silly?
A; Very silly why watch when you can DO!
Q What are three of your guilty pleasures?
A: Watching the muppets christmas carol, playing yoshi's story and listening to michael jacksons THRILLER.
Q If you could live in any time period in history, when would it be? (NOW DOESN'T FUCKING COUNT.)
A: Probably medieval times, I'd like to be a knight.
Q If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?
A: No they still have to pay for wasting our time!
Q Math time! If billy had three apples and I killed him and took two apples, how many bullets did I use?
A: All seven in a clip.
Q What does Elif air ab dinikh mean?
A: I cant remember.
Q The answer is A thousand dicks in your religion. What does Gladna Karpatska valchitza s dalag kosam minet da ti prai deeba mean?
A; Oh man, fuck off!
Q It means Let a hungry Carpathian long-haired she-wolf blow your dick, fuck. It only works if you're not a furry, cause they'd love that shit. Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?
A; I dont care.
Q When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?
A; They swear on their wallets.
Q Why Matt-Sama?
A: Means Lord Matt, I like that.
Q Doesn't Gamera own?
A: HE'S GOD DAMN GAMERA BITCH.
Q Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?
A: Both, because they killed jesus and the star is their religion.
Q What is your favorite smiley face?
A: the blushing one on NG.
Q If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
A: Yeah I think so.
Q Okay there's a guy in my house. I CAN FUCKING HEAR HIM! O shit he here's me typing. He's coming to me! Can you call the police?
A: Nah, rather you die.
Q Okay I killed him with my Ninja Pimp Jester skills. Oh shit, it's actually Jesus, in his second coming! WHAT DO I DO?
Q In the ten commandments it states you can't murder. What about murdering in self defense?
A: No idea, ask moses.
Q Speaking of which, the 10 commandments also state you're not allowed to covet thy neighbors wife. What if she is really hot?
A: No she's a mong.
Q If a bee is allergic to pollen would it get the hives?
Q Why do people say head's up when they mean duck?
A: To make you get hit worse.
Q What is your greatest weakness? Other then Kryptonite?
Q Who shot Mr. Burns?
A: Maggie simpson.
Q For some reason I want to see Tina Fey naked. Why?
A: Dont know.
Q Hannah Montana would make a great president of the USA right?
A:NO! HELL FUCKING NO.
Q Wouldn't Ewan McGregor make a great Prime Minister of Britian?
A: No, but obi-wan would.
Q What the fuck is the name of Britian anyway? England, Great Britian, Britian, What?
A: Britain is england, wales, scotland and south ireland.
Q Does death Note suck?
A: Its the suckiest anime ever.
Q Who will you be for disguise day?
A: Nobody. Myself.
Q Favorite Wii Game?
A: At the moment, MOHH2.
Q What Wii game are you most looking forward to?
Q Favorite 360 game?
A: Bioshock and halo3 also cod4.
Q What 360 game are you most looking forward?
A: Mirrors edge.
Q What is your favorite game genre?
A: FPS and action adventure.
Q If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
A: Because its an excuse to waste money.
Q How can there be self-help “groups”?
A: Because they promote self help.
Q If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
A: To help us.
Q Would you press the big red button?
A: Yeah if I really really need to.
Q Do people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?
A: No, because there silly.
Q What was the best thing before sliced bread?
A: Unsliced, obviously.
Q Where's Waldo?
A: In your arse.
Q Where's the Beef?
A: I never got the reference in the simpsons. So I dont know.
Q I'm running out of questions. Come up with your own question and ask it to yourself.
A: Why is bluejester so gay? Cause he is!
Q Why wasn't the last question a question?
A: I dont know, all of these suck.
Q If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why the fuck is there a song about him?
A: Jimmy cracks corn was actully sung by black face minstrels, its a racist lullaby.
Q If the professor on Giligan’s Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
A: Because he can only do useless things.
Q Can blind people see their dreams?
A: Yes they can I was once blind.
Q This is the final question, How are you today?
Justice means nothing today, now that the jury's for sale! Guilty or not, the verdicts a lie, You're going to Jail! The system has failed!