First off let me thank laitimer for his great idea of making his text nearly invisable by making it a very light color,just stick with black okay.
okay lets start this bitch,ahem:
Q.How did you find wiitogether?
A.matt one day just said "latimer theres this awesome forum all about the nintendo wii" and i just got interested N
Q.What do you like about amy rose the most?
A.boy you guys like ripping on this dont ya, i guess its just her overall appearance and charm, shes got one hell of a nice body and she sounds like an awesome friend to have but one that hurts everyone
Q.If you were on a cliff,and a dog,cat,monkey,and koala were about to fall off the cliff,which one would you save? the cat, i have a few and im all about the pussy.koalas are an endangered species,you would be jailed for letting one die
Q.Why did you delete me as a friend on myspace?
A.i didnt, i deleted my myspace a while ago
Q.What is your favorite color(or colour as you say)?
A.i dont have one fave, my faves are black and red and obviously pink , awwww yea
Q.Who is your favorite band?
A.the oh so electrical band dragonforce
Q.What is your favorite console?
A.so far the wii cause of the virtual console games
Q.What is your favorite game?
A.it can only be zelda ocarina of time baby yeah
Q.Who is your favorite actor/actress?
A.well i dont really have a fave actor or actress but to fill this in jimmy carr, hes my fave comedian and im sure hes been in a movie or 2
Q.What is your favorite food?
A.anything that isnt british or chicken dippers and chips and spagetti.hold on let me check my english to american dictionary...oh you mean chicken strips and french fries,yeah i agree chicken and fries are awesome
Q.Who is your favorite wiitogether member?
A.you want me to pick sides now? well id say matt cause hes a friend and he is hilarious
Q.What site are you on the most when your online?
A.youtube and aerisdies.looking up amy porn on aerisdies huh? tsk tsk.
Q.What was the last thing you purchased?
A.4 litres of dr pepper for only £1.46, that is a bargain.your bragging about your currency being stronger then mine aren't you?
Q.Do you hate matts girlfriend?
A.*tries not to laugh* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, well i don't hate her but i hate the things that people like her say, they study child psycology or watch those documentaries and they talk shit about people like me, people with illness's that they think they can treat a burst of anger as a childish tantrum.a simple yes or no would have been suffice
Q.If you had the ability to destroy 1 country what country would it
A.be(none is an acceptable answer)? china, i cant help feeling since the cold war theyve secretly been acquiring power that could kick everyones ass cause of the olympics.well they are trying to take over america,so thanks for the help.
Q.If you were walking down the street,and a man in bloody clothes wielding a machete was near you,what would you do?
A.id say "morning jim, another row with the missus?
Q.Would you kill matt if it meant you could spend your entire life with
A.amy as your wife? VOTE NOW TO DECIDE WHAT WEAPON I USE, sword or gun, rusty chain saw or put a funnel in his mouth and pour bathroom subtances down.that's a yes right?
Q.Do you know why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?
A.because its part of a balanced nutricious breakfast AND ITS FUCKING DELICIOUS.Because there is cinnamon swirls in every bite dumbass
Q.What was the best day you ever had?
A.it was about 2 week after a i got brawl cause i had to send it off to get my wii fixed, my wii came back and i got my 100quid bonus
Q.If a tree falls in a forest and no ones around to hear it,does it make a sound?
A.yes. it makes a blood curdling scream and bone crunching.careful you'll give nihongo nightmares
Q.WHY DID THE FUCKING CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?!
A.IT WAS ABOUT TO GET RAPED BY COLONEL SAUNDERS!!OH NOES!!!!!
Q.Who killed john f. kennedy?
A.it was my long lost relative baron von amy latimer
Q.How many consoles do you own?
A.i own about 7, 4 are mine
A.sega genesis, n64,gamecube, wii, ps2, xbox, xbox 360
Q.What do you want your job to be?
A.i want to design small time games and review long running hentai shows for a japanese magazine
Q.Whats your goal in life?
A.to fuck amy rose whilst beating a metalgreymon at brawl
Q.How many people do you live with
A.i live with 7 people
Q.Do you like your housemates?
A.no, theyre all a bunch of swindling cunts
Q.Are you secretly gay for matt?
A.fuck no, not a good guy to get along with easily
Q.Is this interview really fucking long?
A.if im bored i'll just carry on playing soul calibur
Q.Do you have a newgrounds account? if so what is the name of it?
A.yes, my name is shadow40k0 and i haven't used it in a while
Q.How many games do you own?
A.all together at least 40
Q.How big is your room?
A.big enough to eat sleep and develop biological weapons
Q.Do you wink with your right or left eye?
Q.How many fingers am i holding up?
A.ARE YOU FLIPPING ME OFF?
Q.What do you hate the most in this world?
A.stuck up twats that think theyre better than me cause they steal shit and fuck their sisters
Q.And most importantly,what is your opinion on kirby?
A.interesting character but his games are boring
that's all,you can go deal with your carpal tunnel syndrome now.
Post by latimer-kun on Sept 4, 2008 12:51:34 GMT -5
how can i be happy, you passed matt over for interviewing just for the sole purpose of asking amy questions. and if it takes that long then fuck it i dont wanna know anything else about other fat wii people